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  1. I do love a thread focusing on the futility of all of this Port Royale 3: The game's economy doesn't make any sense Battlefield 3: I don't want to spend 100+ hours trying Bulletstorm: Dead servers Rock Band 2: I don't have any friends or talent F1 2010: Don't have the game or the will to grind it Catherine: Don't have the talent or the patience Motorstorm: Pacific Rift: Dead servers XCOM: Don't have the talent or the patience Battlefield: Bad Company: Don't have the game or the patience Binary Domain: Far too much hassle FIFA 09, 10, 11: Dead servers Rocksmith: My guitar is too cheap for it to properly register when I'm playing barre chords Warhawk: Soon to be dead servers
  2. Platinum #97 was supposed to be a milestone but I don't (really) care about that anymore, Shadow of the Colossus: Wander and the Colossus Acquire all Trophies I had it a lot easier than the internet seems to have found it. What a game.
  3. I hope you iron it before you wear it
  4. I don't mean to be that guy, but... #1 This took me an hour to do. I know it was the easiest, I know it's basically a tutorial introducing you to the concept of jumping on a Colossus and climbing up them, but I couldn't do it at all. Half the time I couldn't get the jump from the calf to the thigh. Then I never seemed to have enough stamina to get either of the weak points done, and the short time limit meant I'd fall off and have to start again. When I finally finished it I got lucky, I was on the arm and had enough time to jump off on to the ledge on his back and jump back across. The rest: #2 - Took me two tries, because the first time I went to the wrong side to get the one on his shoulder. #3 - Took a couple of tries to get the sword jump done right, because I quickly realised there was pretty much no way I could control jumping onto his knee and up. Sometimes I got lucky and jumped straight to his chest rather than his waist. Once I knew what I had to do it all came together quite quickly. #4 - Beat first time #5 - Beat first time #6 - Took two serious tries, I had to figure out how to jump onto his hand rather than the bracelet round his wrist. I got lucky climbing from the beard to the shoulder, I struggled with that part when I wasn't doing the time attack. #7 - Beat first time. Didn't have to detach when it went underwater either, I got enough stabbing done. #8 - Beat second time after the poison caught me out the first time. #9 - Beat second time after he missed the geyser on the first go. #10 - Beat second time. You need to wait before jumping on him after he's headbutted the wall, you get damaged if you do it too soon. #11 - Beat first time, somehow. There's a knack to how you have to face when you're on top so you can stab even when he's moving. He also damages really easily so you can afford to spend some time positioning yourself. #12 - Beat first time #13 - Beat first time #14 - Beat second time because I got cheesed when climbing up the ladder-y bit at the end on my first try #15 - Beat first time. It took me an hour to beat this thing, in a single attempt, when playing on hard normally. HTA, smashed it. #16 - Beat first time I was (and am) really surprised at how easy I ultimately found these on HTA. I kept putting the runs off because I thought it was going to be awful, but they all just fell right into place. I did 6 through 14 in the space of about two and a half hours. Maybe I just got lucky.
  5. You'd think the word "online" in the trophy description would have given me a clue, but apparently not. Thanks.
  6. Sorry to bug you @grimydawg, this doesn't have any online trophies, does it?
  7. Platinum #96. Vanquish Rating: AIM CAREFULLY/10
  8. Platinum #96 is beyond words. Vanquish. Platinum Earn all available trophies in VANQUISH. It's as hard as you think and as worth it as you think.
  9. Saw a guy called firmarse in a GT Sport lobby a while ago.
  10. The 24 hour races in GT5 aren't things you cheese, B-Spec is still part of the game. Horrifically implemented in a game seemingly designed to be as unintuitive and unengaging as possible, but still. The various LittleBigPlanets' fondness of a "spend twenty four hours in create mode" trophy are the ones I've done that come to mind. In Karting you could get an elastic band on the controller and leave it overnight, but the others you had to be active. I don't remember how it went for the first one, I'm trying to but I think my mind blocked it out once I was done.
  11. Platinum #95 is the end of something that began by accident eight years ago, Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII Eternal Light Proof of a true master who has excelled in all things and has collected all possible trophies. Although I think they missed a trick by not having a picture of Lightning dressed as a cat for this trophy icon. I'm also almost a little sad that the platinum doesn't require beating the game on hard, killing all the Last Ones and collecting every garb/weapon/accessory. Almost. At least if that were the case it might have a rarity I'd feel befitting of the amount of time I put into it.
  12. PSN 100% #65 is very pretty, very pretentious and not very good, Braid: Full Speed Run Did some kind of speed run through the game. I remember thinking a lot of things about this when I got it seven years ago and it turned out to be something completely different. Not in a good way.
  13. You should all play Rayman 3 to lower the percentages a bit.
  14. Platinum #94 is another relic, 7 years and 4 months to complete The Sims 3: Master of Simology Unlock all other Trophies Glitches, glitches everywhere.
  15. Because it's boring and pointless.