Well hello there
Long time no see guys, right? I have been so busy due to my high school finals, but I have 4 months of summer vacation now. Hopefully I'll be able to post more. You may ask - what's new? Oh, I'll gladly tell you what's new:
Firstly, I had my maturity exams which I got through and hopefully passed. It took me whole week to realize that I actually finished high school education and started my longest holiday ever.
Also, I managed to fix my controller last week. Here's the whole story: One day I was playing Rayman Legends and I got frustrated - as usual. When I'm angry at a game I tend to smack the left side of a controller against my right thigh - don't judge. After 4 or 5 consecutive strikes the left trigger (also known as L2) left its cozy nest and flew to a better place - the corridor. I could also hear it screaming "Fuck it!" the moment it lifted off. I looked on my controller then on the L2 button and again on a controller. I wasn't really sure what's happened. It was the ultimate incentive to fix my controller as I have been waiting for a good day to try and fix my R2 button - it wore off and I couldn't fire a shotgun or a sniper rifle in Battlefield. So, I disassembled my controller, put back my L2 and reassembled it. It worked with an exception of a light bar and the right trigger remained pressed forever. So..... I went back to my desk and began the whole process once again. It worked perfectly the next time I put it back, but the R2 was still worn off. The next day I bought myself a tube of silicone, cut out the broken part of silicone in the controller and put a new layer on it. After a final reassembly I was ready for anything. I was prepared for the worst. But it worked! And now my controller is like new! It felt good... destroying feels better though
I also signed up for Toogie's event. I hope to complete all the games I picked. This is the first event I participate in on this site - on any site ever actually. I wish you guys good luck on completing your games, too. Hope you'll have fun playing your picks
When it comes to games I've finished..... well, there's been a few:
I finished God of War: Ghost of Sparta at the end of March. I think it was one of the easiest GoWs to plat. I don't really remember if I got angry at any point in the game.
I platted Resogun, one of the first games I've played on a PS4. I don't really know why it took me so long, but I finished it at last and that's what matters. I'm sure everyone here know what Resogun is, so I won't describe the game. If you haven't played Resogun and you like arcade games - what are you doing reading this? Go buy it, play it!
I finished Deadpool. I have a love/hate relationship with this game. I love it for its humor, jokes and fourth wall breaking. On the other hand, it's kind of glitchy and clunky. It really takes time ot get used to the controls. The game is fun though. I heard it was supposed to get delisted from the PS Store, so if you want to play it you have to rely on a physical version.
I've played and finished Headlander and I have to tell you, IT IS A GEM OF A GAME! It's a 2.5D side scroller platformer shooter - yes, it is a genre. You play as a head in a space helmet and are capable of pulling other robots heads and "headland", which lets you take control of a chosen body. You can even be a dog, A FREAKIN' DOGGY. How cool is that!? On a daily basis you also shoot your laser firearm at security robots and solve puzzles. This one also has a good sense of humor. It's a Double Fine Studio game, so you can imagine that it is funny in their specific way.
I have also played and finished Oxenfree. It's a great story driven game, so I can't really tell you anymore in order not to spoil it for you. It's kinda scary too if you're into that. I strongly recommend it.
I have also played Forma.8 and.... fu** this game. It's fu***** sh**. It was made by a fu***** monkey with a hairy fu***** di** for fu***** brains. It's so fu***** sh**** that if dog's sh** was a game it would be way better. Ugh...
Then I played some Infinite Minigolf to relax. I don't know about you but I like to play some minigolf from time to time. Especially, when you can create your own holes....
And then there came the game. And it was enormous. It was Its still is a blast to play. It's one of the best if not the best game of this generation. GOD OF WAR! I don't want to bore you with a lengthy review because it wouldn't matter and there are a lot of them on the Internet, so I'll just say a few words....
Play it. It's gorgeous. If you have a PS4 and you won't play God of War then why not have Xbox. It would make no difference. This is a game that sells hardware.
Last Day of June was a few hours experience. Another game with great aesthetics and a moving story of a couple. Not saying anything more because Cassy will play it for Toogie's event.
And then I started another great game that I haven't finished yet - Resident Evil 7. It's a blast. I'll have to get back to it now that I can fully darken my living room even at high noon.
Fat Princess Adventures. Wow, it's a gem. Published by Santa Monica and developed by FunBits. It's a Diablo-like game, but in Fat Princess universe. I did not giggled at that at times. I laughed while rolling on the floor all the time. It's a great game to play with your friends on a couch too. Add a drink or seven and there's a great evening for you with a plethora of abstract jokes you're surely burst with laughter after hearing them. Recommended!
Then there came Hitman. The new one. The Definitive Edition. The first Hitman I played was Hitman Absolution with nun predators. I liked it, but I like this one better. And I have only completed the prologue... There's more to come ladies and gentlemen!
I bought Little Nightmares at last. I have been waiting for it to go on a sale bigger than 10% off. It reminds me of LIMBO. And that's good. But the controls are clunky from time to time and I feel like it drops some frames here and there. But it's nothing too bad...
Rayman Legends, oh my... This game really scarred me. But I got through the majority. Now for the stupid fu***** grind of daily and weekly challenges. One of the trophies requires you to achieve the highest level of awesomeness - 11th. You need 6000 points which you earn by getting medals from original levels and Daily/Weekly challenges. You get 1 for Bronze, 5 for Silver, 10 for Gold and 50 for Diamond. Diamonds are out of equation, unless you are a god of Rayman and have divine hands of dexterity. I need 1400 more points to reach 11th rank. Also, this trophy can glitch on me. Yay...
Assassin's Creed Rogue. There's nothing to say. It.s basically Black Flag, but in North Atlantic and the story is decent. That's all.
LEGO Star Wars 3: The Clone Wars. I needed a LEGO game. I really wanted to play one. They are soooooo good. Easy, simple, relaxing and OH MY GOD WHY IS MY LEGO GAME A REAL TIME STRATEGY!? It's not a bad game though. I'm having fun with it. I also bought three other LEGO games. Just in case I want to play another one after this.
Last but not least, Watch Dogs 2. I really detest the protagonists. All swaggy and juvenile. They're so fu***** obnoxious. The gameplay is way easier than the original too. It's worse than the first one in my opinion, generally. And to all people complaining that Aiden was all grumpy in the original - yes, because you would be all fu***** happy and smiling after the death of your niece while blaming yourself for that. Grow up, fu***** grow up. I've nearly finished it though. Just a few trophies away.
Wow, that was a long update... Hope it didn't bore you and you're still here because I have a prize for you. Here take this lollipop: lollipop.rar
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