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  1. Max Payne 3 NYMHC

     

    I could only be bothered to give this one attempt today over a strong sense of 'what's the point I'm going to die over something stupid anyway' and today was no exception and a complete new one for me...

     

    Attempt #58 - Died on Chapter 8, right at the start, my strategy was to shootdodge down the hill picking off goons as I go so I started doing just that and I got to the bottom of the hill and there was two goons left so I shot one and it went into slow-mo cam and I thought, huh that's weird... then I got welcomed with a big black screen with 'Failed' on it. Turned out I shot Passos. Motherfucker... 

    1. UltraRareBoy

      UltraRareBoy

      Patience is the key! GL

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  2. Max Payne 3 NYMHC

     

    Attempt #55 - Died on Chapter 6, failed the OTE when the jeep comes through the reception

    Attempt #56 - Died on Chapter 8, couldn't kill the guy with the grenade launcher in time and he naded me

    Attempt #57 - Died on Chapter 6, couldn't find the guy who put me in Last Man Standing on the final office section, I think he went behind cover on a filing cabinet

     

    Going to boost the XP on the MP for an hour whilst listening to music *sigh* 

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    2. Terra

      Terra

      Get back to me at attempt #100

    3. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @Terra It's a date 😘

    4. Honor_Hand

      Honor_Hand

      Onwards to attempt #100 \x_x/

  3. Max Payne 3 NYMHC 

     

    Attempt #54 - Died on Chapter 10 (my best so far) at the end, when the bus crashes and you get surrounded by goons. My strategy was basically to blow up all the cars to rack up explosion kills but whilst doing so, I got put in Last Man Standing and I couldn't find the guy who shot me among all the smoke and debris and died. (25 minutes on the clock)

     

    Watch at 2:26 to see how fueled I was just for it to all be in vain :/ 

     

     

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    2. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      Ran out of rep points people :( @locoporkko Thanks dude but my name's Adam ;)  @ihadalifeb4this I really hope to finish this too :(

    3. locoporkko

      locoporkko

      adam good luck some day you will platinum max payne 3 

    4. ChristIllusion12
  4. Max Payne 3 NYMHC

     

    Attempt #49 - Died on Chapter 5, grenade killed me after exiting Last Man Standing on the dock section with the forklift truck in the centre

     

    Attempt #50 - Died on Chapter 4, Ran out of bullets on Last Man Standing on the roof section

     

    Attempt #51 - Died on Chapter 8, failed the QTE section with the van going through the cemetery gates (22 and a half minutes on the clock)

     

    Attempt #52 - Died on Chapter 4, got put in Last Man Standing by one of the guys with the lazer sights on the roof and Max couldn't move his fucking arm round in time to shoot him

     

    Attempt #53 - Died on Chapter 5, the fucking boat blew up somehow... for fucks sake! 

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    2. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @MidnightDragon I'm considering doing the MP for Alien VS Predator and Mortal Kombat just to mix things up abit :/ @Otonio_Bruno That's pretty much my stance, Chapters 1-6 I can do no problem, I just get the odd fuck you moment every now and then... The second half of chapter 6 when the building is on fire is my make or break point on whether I'm going to live or die. Chapter 7 is no problem as long as it doesn't bug and chapter 8 is meh. But I saw Hakoom's video for chapter 10 and used the buses for cover so I'm going to try that next and see where I end up :)

    3. Honor_Hand

      Honor_Hand

      Man, we went over attempt 53 now. I thought number 50 was going to be the one but I see your suffering still continues. I really commend you for your patience in this game. Not many would have been able to have this amount of patience to keep on trying. :) Or to endure this much pain. xD

    4. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @Honor_Hand I've kinda neglected it for most of today but I'm going to give it a go now and order a pizza because fuck it xD 

  5. :platinum: #188 ZERO TIME DILEMMA - I thought it was really good, but it got a bit confusing and convoluted in some places where you jump to different characters to find the shit you need to access the next parts of the game but certainly one of the more better visual novels I've read. Danganronpa will always be my number one though ^_^<3 

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    2. PooPooBlast

      PooPooBlast

      @Chocolate GiddyUp LMFAO 

       

       

      @ChristIllusion12 

      Me and Adam's conversation be like: 

      (0:06 - 0:11)

       

       

    3. Honor_Hand

      Honor_Hand

      Congrats on the Platinum! ^_^ 

    4. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @Chocolate GiddyUp Pick an insult for @PooPooBlast on my behalf... xD If it were me, I'd go all out and use the one at 6:05 xD 

       


       

  6. Max Payne 3 NYMHC 

     

    LAST NIGHT

    Attempt #43 - Bugged on Chapter 4, I shot the guy in last man standing and the camera wouldn't revert back to Max. Fuck all I could do. Restart.

     

    Attempt #44 - Died on Chapter 7, went a bit trigger happy but it was worth it because I had 21 minutes on the clock but I was clearing the enemies in the backstreets before the warehouse section and the guy on the balcony put me in last man standing but I couldn't see him because of the wooden patio in the way so I had to move my crosshairs around until they turned red so I could guess where he was, but by the time I did, it was too late and I died.

     

    TODAY 

    Attempt #45 - Bugged on Chapter 7, I had that horrible bug happen to me where it stops spawning enemies and you can't progress any further. 21 minutes on the clock. Fuck all I could do. Restart.

     

    Attempt #46 - Died on Chapter 3, Got flanked in the stadium, was pissed off over the bug in Chapter 7 so didn't really give much of a fuck in this run.

     

    Attempt #47 - Died on Chapter 8, The section where you save Passos from gunpoint in the courtyard, but basically a goon put me in last man standing and it did that glitch again where I fire and no bullets come out but made no noise to indicate I had no ammo either. 22 and a half minutes on the clock. 

     

    Attempt #48 - Bugged AGAIN on Chapter 7, royally pissed off is an understatement right now.

     

    Done for today now, going to wind down on Silence... 

    Will resume this relentless torture on Monday!

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    2. Otonio_Bruno

      Otonio_Bruno

      I'll be trying a good attempt or two tomorrow, depending on my humor. My last attempt I got finished at chapter 14 at very last boss and his very last grenade, I swear he'd only use it 3 times but I guess I was wrong and he used 4 times.

       

      I'm really envy of all your patience and persistence for this trophy, ChristIllusion, I did around 10 attempts and they were enough to drain me outta of this game for a good while. I really hope you get it (And I hope I can do it too xD ).

    3. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @ihadalifeb4this I've been playing it offline but fuck me, what a bitch xD @Otonio_Bruno Good luck dude, I'm not looking forward to that last guy with the grenade, he fucked me quite a lot in my normal NYM run :(  @Honor_Hand Yay I'll have a reason to ejaculate my frustration xD 

    4. Chocolate GiddyUp

      Chocolate GiddyUp

      "Yay I'll have a reason to ejaculate my frustration"

       

      - ChristIllusion12, member of Pee-SN-Pee, 2019-2019

  7. Max Payne 3 NYMHC

     

    Attempt #42 - Died on Chapter 10 (my best so far), after clearing the snipers in the first section, I went behind cover and started shooting goons, I blew up the fuel pumps and then one of the goons threw a nade so I went out of cover and rolled towards the next goon I was going to kill and he put me in last man standing so I shot him but because it takes Max a second or two to get up afterwards, the nade went off and killed me. I was fucking livid. (21 minutes on the clock) 

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    2. PooPooBlast

      PooPooBlast

      Nah I'll never get it. I sold my copy remember?! 

      I'm a bonafide pussy :D

    3. Honor_Hand

      Honor_Hand

      ^ Lol at PooPooBlast xxD

       

      I'm definitely getting mine at some point, though. ;)

    4. ee28max

      ee28max

      Amazing attempt! Would be crazy if I am the one to attempt that. 😀

  8. Max Payne 3 NYMHC 

     

    Attempt #41 - Died on Chapter 6, final guy shot me again when the offices are on fire. Getting fucking fed up with that, going to see if there's a strategy on Youtube. (There isn't) but I've started to sacrifice shootdodge in favor for bullet time. (20 minutes on the clock) 

    1. MidnightDragon

      MidnightDragon

      Maybe take a few days off and try again?

    2. Honor_Hand

      Honor_Hand

      "The struggle of one man continues. Will @ChristIllusion12 be able to defeat Max Payne 3 at some point? Tune in our next update." x3

       

      xxxD

    3. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @MidnightDragon I take Friday-Sunday off to boost the MP, but I am getting better... just reached chapter 10 on my latest attempt :)  @Honor_Hand Read on... xD 

  9. Max Payne 3 NYMHC 

     

    Attempt #36 - Died on Chapter 6, when the offices are on fire, the final guy shot me again. Annoying when you have no painkillers and you're forced to rush it otherwise you die of asphyxiation. (17 minutes on the clock)

     

    Attempt #37 - Died on Chapter 5, accidentally shootdodged off the pier again. Not done that in a fucking while. xD (15 minutes on the clock) 

     

    Attempt #38 - Died on Chapter 4, ran down the hallway with the guys who have lazer sights and got stuck on some rubble, was in last man standing and shot the wrong guy and wasn't fast enough to rectify it. My fault. (11 minutes on the clock)

     

    Attempt #39 - Died on Chapter 7, I stormed the house (the one before the section with the molotovs) and I thought I cleared all the enemies and as I ran through the house to go to the molotov section, a guy flanked me and put me in last man standing but Max couldn't move his fucking arm round in time to shoot him. For fucks sake. (20 minutes on the clock) 

     

    Attempt #40 - Died on Chapter 5, Shot the gas tank on the forklift truck, but I shootdodged too close to it and died in the explosion. (14 minutes on the clock)

     

    I know it looks like I am not getting any better at it but when I first started this, the furthest I got up to was Chapter 7 with 12:30 minutes on the clock and now I'm able to get to Chapter 7 with 20 minutes on the clock so that's something. My best so far has been able to get up to the end of Chapter 8 so I'm trying to debate on how much time I need to the point where it's safe to chill out a bit and take my time :/ 

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    2. ihadalifeb4this

      ihadalifeb4this

      I'm not sure how, but you managed to turn chapter 5 into diving competition. If you keep this up Max will qualify for Tokyo next summer.

    3. nenugalimas

      nenugalimas

      Back when I was doing it, I played chapters individually until I could clear them without dying on hardcore difficulty. Time isn't really a concern, so if you have a good start for not dying in every chapter you'll be set.

      Good strategy*

    4. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @ihadalifeb4this I'm starting to stop using shootdodge in favor of bullet time although some chapters like chapter 6, I have no choice but to shootdodge my way through :/ @nenugalimas I took notes during my standard New York Minute playthrough so I know what to watch out for, I got naded a lot in Chapter 10 and the last chapter with the train was a bitch but hopefully I'll have enough time to take my time but it's just getting to that point :/ 

  10. :platinum: #187 LATE SHIFT - Not much to say about it because I actually quite liked it although I still find it ridiculous that the Chinese Triad's most prized possession is a fucking rice bowl and not much back story is given on Matt's mysterious criminal past as he's admitted that he gave up stealing to study and why state that Samuel Parr couldn't bear to part with his rice bowl but puts it on auction anyway? okay fair enough he made a replica but again, he didn't really need to make a replica because nobody knew he owned it until they said so at the auction house but hey ho, It was still enjoyable :)

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    2. ShonenCat

      ShonenCat

      Congratz! :yay:

    3. ee28max

      ee28max

      Well done! 💯 

    4. Honor_Hand

      Honor_Hand

      Congrats, good work. 👍

       

      Getting close to 200 Platinums, aren't you? ;)

  11. Max Payne 3 NYMHC 

    ATTACK OF THE BUGS!!

     

    Attempt #32 - Died on Chapter 4, The game bugged on me at the car section, I was in last man standing and I shot the guy as the car blew up but the camera wouldn't revert back to Max. Restart.

     

    Attempt #33 - Died on Chapter 6, the part where the heavy dude comes out of the reception, he put me in last man standing but I was stuck to the pillar afterwards and couldn't move and I felt like the game was starting to bug on me because I had 19 minutes on the clock which is a record for me but I managed to get out of it but what killed me was the final guy when the room is on fire. I shot the guy and the bullet flew in slow motion so I thought I did it but as he dropped, the gun set off and fucking killed me. 

     

    After a quick nap from buggy frustration...

     

    Attempt #34 - Died on Chapter 5, stupid fucking ©unt me accidentally shot Fabiana at the end of the boat section. 

     

    After a hot shower and a shopping spree...

     

    Attempt #35 - Died on Chapter 6, Final part of the office section and I ran out of time on last man standing but what was weird is that the crosshairs were red and I kept tapping R2 but no bullets were coming out of my gun but to the add insult to injury, no clicking sounds to indicate that I had no bullets were made either, so the game kinda glitched on me - FOR FUCKS SAKE!! 

     

    Fuck it, Late Shift time... 

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    2. PooPooBlast

      PooPooBlast

      C'mon Adam. You gotta be like this:

       

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      the_most_epic_moment_in_chapter_2_of_max

    3. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @Chocolate GiddyUp Not given up, basically Monday-Thursday (give or take depending what life throws at me) is Max Payne 3 NYMHC and Friday-Sunday (Because I work and don't have a lot of time) is grinding the XP on Max Payne 3's MP whilst doing my Vita game at work. Monday-Thursday, I'll do get 5 trophies or so on an easy game so going for the Max Payne plat doesn't affect how many trophies I earn on average a day xD but my car is in for it's MOT all week so 4 days to really attempt this shit now xD and I was born a bad ass @PooPooBlast xD 
       

    4. Chocolate GiddyUp

      Chocolate GiddyUp

      Sounds like a plan my man!

       

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  12. Max Payne 3 NYMHC 

     

    Attempt #30 - Died on Chapter 7, got too flamboyant at the start of the chapter shootdodging my way forward rather than side to side and got shot to death realizing I forgot to get the painkillers from the bar first.

     

    Attempt #31 - Died on Chapter 4, after clearing the chop shop section and Passos opens the gate, I shot the gas tank but it killed me in the explosion

     

    To be honest, I was getting too distracted with everything else going on in my life... psycho girlfriends, people mithering me for the sake of it among other things so next week, I have 4 days off where I literally have nothing to do so I said I'm going to floor it and try and hammer this out with no interuptions and see if I stand a chance of getting it done that way :/ 

    1. PooPooBlast

      PooPooBlast

      Psycho people attract psycho girlfriends :awesome:

    2. ChristIllusion12
    3. Honor_Hand

      Honor_Hand

      Damn man, sorry about those psycho girlfriends. :-/ Hopefully these next days will be better, cheers. :)

  13. Max Payne 3 NYMHC 

     

    Attempt #28 - Died on Chapter 5, The section before the pier, I did my usual thing which is shoot the gas tank on the fork lift truck and then shootdodge whilst picking off any guys in the background only this time when I landed, I landed too close to the fork lift truck and died in the explosion. My own fucking fault.

     

    After several of my friends mithering me, I gave it another go

     

    Attempt #29 - Died on Chapter 8 (my best so far), The very end of Chapter 8 where you have to protect Passos at the alter. There was a goon ready to kill him and I couldn't kill him because Max was doing his reloading animation and when he finally finished fucking about, I aimed the crosshairs at the goon but it was too late... Goon shoots Passos, Passos dead, game over. Fucks sake.

     

    Nevermind, we'll try again tomorrow xD 

  14. :platinum: #186 AER: MEMORIES OF OLD - It was good despite that horrible hide and seek trophy glitching on me resulting in a second playthrough. I'm going to grind some of the XP on Max Payne 3 and then I got a date tonight but honestly, she's too demanding, think I might call it a day after tonight and then I got more time to sit in crippling loneliness whilst going for the Shadows Rushed Me trophy again... and again... and again... xD 

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    2. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @Honor_Hand Found this brilliant band to listen too whilst going for it ;)

       

    3. ee28max

      ee28max

      Well done! 💯

    4. Honor_Hand

      Honor_Hand

      @ChristIllusion12

      Holy shit! What an awesome set of soundtracks. Blasting this right now while working, not exactly a good way to boost my productivity lol but screw that, this is awesome. xD Thanks for sharing. :)

  15. Max Payne 3 NYMHC 

     

    Attempt #27 - Died on Chapter 6, after the QTE and all the dudes come out of the van at the reception, a guy shot me and put me in last man standing but he was behind the pillar so I couldn't shoot him. I tried shooting the pillar to see if I could kill him after chipping all the wood away but no joy and died. Just shit luck to be honest.

     

    Oh well, back at work tomorrow so I shall grind some more of the XP for the multiplayer. I would have had more time to attempt this today but I got into an argument with 2 girls online who I found on dating apps and had to fuck them off because they had a severe case of 'baby brain'. In a nutshell, after their moody tantrums I said I wanted a woman and not a girl and yeah, they didn't like that. Usually I wouldn't make a big deal out of it but the fact that it took so much time when I could have been attempting NYMHC instead pissed me off xD 

    1. ResoluteRock

      ResoluteRock

      These sound like Tinder girls :dunno:

       

      Cant wait to see you finish NYMHC after all this work you’ve put in! :D

    2. Chocolate GiddyUp
    3. ChristIllusion12

      ChristIllusion12

      @ResoluteRock They were Tinder girls... xD @Chocolate GiddyUp I'M THA MAN! 😎