Since I already have a premium account, if I win can you give away a premium account to my friend? Anyways here is my story.
There once was an old man who lived in a box. The man loved that box. Then one day the box came to life and ate the man. The man become a robot box who ate other people and the box who made him a robot. Then another box killed the robot and everything was peaceful until one day until (Cue Dun, Dun, DUNN) The box came back to LIFE!!!! And made the world a living hell! Then everything started fucking up. The world was full of boxes eating people. Then everything went happily ever after or so they thought.
I have a crazy mind. Lol