I don’t know how to respond, but I feel compelled to if the the first part is serious. As someone who likes natural pop tarts instead of frosted, I’m a little upset by being called out for my abnormality. I should probably check with my wife to make sure we are still okay.
No its serious. I just use humor in a lot of instances. She also would eat her fries before she even touched any other part of her meal. 2 signs your marriage is in jeopardy. Top 10 anime betrayals