-Dark Mark-

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  1. http://i.imgur.com/3aholfK.jpg I found him like this officer.
    1. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      His legs were propped up on their own.

  2. http://i.imgur.com/6bbsalG.jpg When the donut is so good you pass out.
    1. Wdjat Prinny Doods

      Wdjat Prinny Doods

      It doesn't even look like he took a bite, it must have smelled really damn good dood

    2. -Dark Mark-
    3. Rowdi

      Rowdi

      Krispy Kreme fresh off the belt will do that.

  3. http://i.imgur.com/7vTlm2F.jpg Just realized that my Dark Souls character decided to have a sex change without telling me.
    1. Remilia Scarlet

      Remilia Scarlet

      Pretty violent sex change.

    2. Undead Wolf

      Undead Wolf

      I'm guessing that you jumped into the magical sex change coffin? xD I love how the game gives you no indication of what it does.

    3. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      @Rin: Yeah it was pretty botched. =/

      @Undead: Yup, lol, I didn't even really notice until I saw the tube top she was wearing. x]

  4. http://i.imgur.com/e7f0bna.jpg I've never fallen in love with a picture until now. xD
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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      I'd probably be more in love.

    3. TheYuriG

      TheYuriG

      cute and with a dick? I'm in

    4. hore

      hore

      i thought that was obvious. who doesnt love a nice tight boipucci <3

  5. http://i.imgur.com/eQq0TOz.jpg Watching The PJs and noticed Fry on the back of a milk carton, lol. I remember seeing this episode as a kid but I guess I didn't really know Futurama yet.
    1. TheFinalEmblem
    2. Legion_Immortal

      Legion_Immortal

      They did it in response to the manhole cover used in their title card popping up as a shout-out in Futurama.

    3. Conker

      Conker

      amazing find :)

  6. http://i.imgur.com/eSBlEWh.jpg Now I'm motivated to clean the garage.
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    2. dein-the-dragoon

      dein-the-dragoon

      That gold game cartdrige could be A Link to the Past? Just wondering 'cause I'm a good Zelda fan ;)

    3. Galactic Hyper Balls

      Galactic Hyper Balls

      Original Zelda you can tell buy the crest http://dojoretro.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/the_legend_of_zelda_gold_nes_cartridge.png

      and it's for the Nintendo entertainment system, Link to the past is for super Nintendo. Got you covered dein-opa

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      My sister wanted to get rid of them, I'll never get rid of anything that has to do with the old school gaming days. Still have some N64's and Sega stuff somewhere, haha.

  7. http://i.imgur.com/gpfAuLs.jpg That is not Tupac! x]
    1. Hertz

      Hertz

      LMAO Tupac alive!!!

    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      After all these years imagine I he revealed himself to still be alive with a selfie. xD

  8. http://i.imgur.com/hHZHrBWh.jpg Yeah Hurricane Matthew doesn't look like an evil weather demon in this image at all.
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    2. ShadowStar83x
    3. Hemiak

      Hemiak

      A clown was doing his thing recently at a park in Texas. Dude was like "nope", pulled a gun and made him lay on the ground until the cops arrived.

    4. Hemiak

      Hemiak

      On topic, I think I'm going to have nightmares.

  9. http://i.imgur.com/JODJ91V.jpg I think the squirrels are mad at Florida.
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    2. TLOU2 IS TRASH

      TLOU2 IS TRASH

      Florida: Always fucking up elections. I'd be angry as a squirrel too.

    3. BlazingCat83

      BlazingCat83

      Maybe they're mad Florida voted for Trump? xD

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Everyone is focusing on the protesters in the streets while the squirrels are downright bloodthirsty.

  10. http://i.imgur.com/LTThYOhh.jpg Skyrim: Gave my daughter a dagger and went to watch her train as usual, but she hits the dummy once and then just stands over her sleeping sister and stares at her all night with the dagger. xD
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    2. damon8r351

      damon8r351

      That village is the Twin Peaks of Skyrim anyway. Plus one of them is learning magic from Jouane, who insists that she keep secret from the rest of the villagers.

    3. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Yeah I didn't even know their story until I came across the wiki. To think of all the other stuff going on in the land that I don't know about.

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      When I saw that he'll pay you for killing Rorik and harming one of the girls, I knew he had to go.

  11. http://i.imgur.com/MBt5Gox.jpg http://i.imgur.com/m69Bawp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0lspVK9.jpg Just walking around the neighborhood in GTA V and this gang of chickens bust out of a gate running around houses and through yards in a single file line. So of course I join in.
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    2. Priere

      Priere

      LOL, such a sad ending.

    3. skateak

      skateak

      Don't expect to see anything less come out of the trap.

    4. -Dark Mark-
  12. http://i.imgur.com/mlRXvfW.gif If I could only see one gif for the rest of my life, it'd be this one.
    1. Priere

      Priere

      Jerk, you made me spit my drink lol.

    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      I owe you one. :P

    3. Priere

      Priere

      Naaah, it was a normal liquor lol. What you own to the world is....being Dark, Dark Mark :P

  13. http://i.imgur.com/O3d6o6V.jpg <~~I want this on a t-shirt. x]
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    2. TigressLion

      TigressLion

      Yeah, that's def. Raph. Great img btw.

    3. MilanYildirim

      MilanYildirim

      I feel slow since l don't get the joke

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      A ninja turtle punching Adolf Hitler in the face. No joke just awesomeness.

  14. http://i.imgur.com/owxcOVmh.jpg Hey you should get in my shower.
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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Now you've made things weird, lol.

    3. Kubanga

      Kubanga

      Hey, your the one who wants people to go in your hell shower not me.

    4. -Dark Mark-
  15. http://i.imgur.com/P09s8WR.jpg Seeing this old picture of mine really makes me miss Fallout. :(
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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Because they make good music to do Fallout stuff to, haha.

    3. Lilac

      Lilac

      I'm over here with "Let the bodies hit the floor" stuck in my head now, lol.

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!

  16. http://i.imgur.com/TjxyGlV.jpg Hitler getting punched by a ninja turtle was cool and all, but this is my new favorite. xD
  17. http://i.imgur.com/tVrzlyz.jpg Is it just me or is that Flame Atronach's ass smiling at me?
  18. http://i.imgur.com/tyi4Zti.jpg Guess she got tired of sitting.
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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      I think that's my phone and TV making it look like that. xD

    3. Hemiak

      Hemiak

      No idea what I'm supposed to be seeing.

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      @Hemiak: The lady in the center of the photo, look at her legs.

  19. http://i.imgur.com/XkEXpAmh.jpg GTA V : Followed a cop chase that ended in Ballas territory. Even the hood dog got in on the action, lol.
  20. http://i.imgur.com/yyX5QDQl.jpg Walked into my home and noticed my daughter standing on the dinner table drinking a mug of ale. I didn't get mad at her though, must be stressful going to sleep every night with your sister standing over you and holding a dagger.
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    2. TigressLion

      TigressLion

      I remember the dagger post, so this completely made sense haha. Now to wait for the next daughters adventures.

    3. 30 Year Old Boomer

      30 Year Old Boomer

      Mark, you made me think you had a daughter for a moment. xD

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Not yet, and if I do you guys would probably know before my own family, lol.

  21. http://m.imgur.com/U9dOgHx http://m.imgur.com/VxqOMb2 http://m.imgur.com/GfrP9tZ My mother got the kids some little arts and crafts and they give us this nightmare fuel. I'm so proud. xD
    1. TLOU2 IS TRASH

      TLOU2 IS TRASH

      Looks like normal kids stuff to me.

    2. Ginklage