-Dark Mark-

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  1. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/0kd1mcg.jpg LMAO
  2. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/3aholfK.jpg I found him like this officer.
    1. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      His legs were propped up on their own.

  3. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/6bbsalG.jpg When the donut is so good you pass out.
    1. Wdjat Prinny Doods

      Wdjat Prinny Doods

      It doesn't even look like he took a bite, it must have smelled really damn good dood

    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      I noticed that. xD

    3. Rowdi

      Rowdi

      Krispy Kreme fresh off the belt will do that.

  4. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/7vTlm2F.jpg Just realized that my Dark Souls character decided to have a sex change without telling me.
    1. Remilia Scarlet

      Remilia Scarlet

      Pretty violent sex change.

    2. Undead Wolf

      Undead Wolf

      I'm guessing that you jumped into the magical sex change coffin? xD I love how the game gives you no indication of what it does.

    3. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      @Rin: Yeah it was pretty botched. =/

      @Undead: Yup, lol, I didn't even really notice until I saw the tube top she was wearing. x]

  5. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/e7f0bna.jpg I've never fallen in love with a picture until now. xD
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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      I'd probably be more in love.

    3. TheYuriG

      TheYuriG

      cute and with a dick? I'm in

    4. hore

      hore

      i thought that was obvious. who doesnt love a nice tight boipucci <3

  6. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/eQq0TOz.jpg Watching The PJs and noticed Fry on the back of a milk carton, lol. I remember seeing this episode as a kid but I guess I didn't really know Futurama yet.
    1. TheFinalEmblem

      TheFinalEmblem

      lol, nice find.

    2. Legion_Immortal

      Legion_Immortal

      They did it in response to the manhole cover used in their title card popping up as a shout-out in Futurama.

    3. Conker

      Conker

      amazing find :)

  7. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/eSBlEWh.jpg Now I'm motivated to clean the garage.
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    2. dein-the-dragoon

      dein-the-dragoon

      That gold game cartdrige could be A Link to the Past? Just wondering 'cause I'm a good Zelda fan ;)

    3. Galactic Hyper Balls

      Galactic Hyper Balls

      Original Zelda you can tell buy the crest http://dojoretro.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/the_legend_of_zelda_gold_nes_cartridge.png

      and it's for the Nintendo entertainment system, Link to the past is for super Nintendo. Got you covered dein-opa

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      My sister wanted to get rid of them, I'll never get rid of anything that has to do with the old school gaming days. Still have some N64's and Sega stuff somewhere, haha.

  8. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/gpfAuLs.jpg That is not Tupac! x]
    1. Hertz

      Hertz

      LMAO Tupac alive!!!

    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      After all these years imagine I he revealed himself to still be alive with a selfie. xD

  9. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/gympMYc.jpg How do you even....?
    1. Kittens Are Awesome

      Kittens Are Awesome

      Skillz

    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      lol, it was my little nephew's doing.

  10. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/hHZHrBWh.jpg Yeah Hurricane Matthew doesn't look like an evil weather demon in this image at all.
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    2. ShadowStar83x

      ShadowStar83x

      That'a creepy!

    3. Hemiak

      Hemiak

      A clown was doing his thing recently at a park in Texas. Dude was like "nope", pulled a gun and made him lay on the ground until the cops arrived.

    4. Hemiak

      Hemiak

      On topic, I think I'm going to have nightmares.

  11. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/JODJ91V.jpg I think the squirrels are mad at Florida.
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    2. Kittens Are Awesome

      Kittens Are Awesome

      Florida: Always fucking up elections. I'd be angry as a squirrel too.

    3. BlazingCat83

      BlazingCat83

      Maybe they're mad Florida voted for Trump? xD

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Everyone is focusing on the protesters in the streets while the squirrels are downright bloodthirsty.

  12. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/LTThYOhh.jpg Skyrim: Gave my daughter a dagger and went to watch her train as usual, but she hits the dummy once and then just stands over her sleeping sister and stares at her all night with the dagger. xD
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    2. damon8r351

      damon8r351

      That village is the Twin Peaks of Skyrim anyway. Plus one of them is learning magic from Jouane, who insists that she keep secret from the rest of the villagers.

    3. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Yeah I didn't even know their story until I came across the wiki. To think of all the other stuff going on in the land that I don't know about.

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      When I saw that he'll pay you for killing Rorik and harming one of the girls, I knew he had to go.

  13. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/lzpjaall.jpg My nephew takes after me. :P
    1. SunsetHysteria

      SunsetHysteria

      How cute!

    2. Kittens Are Awesome

      Kittens Are Awesome

      You're both in black and white?!

    3. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      *MIND BLOWN*

  14. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/MBt5Gox.jpg http://i.imgur.com/m69Bawp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0lspVK9.jpg Just walking around the neighborhood in GTA V and this gang of chickens bust out of a gate running around houses and through yards in a single file line. So of course I join in.
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    2. Priere

      Priere

      LOL, such a sad ending.

    3. skateak

      skateak

      Don't expect to see anything less come out of the trap.

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      xD
  15. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/mlRXvfW.gif If I could only see one gif for the rest of my life, it'd be this one.
    1. Priere

      Priere

      Jerk, you made me spit my drink lol.

    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      I owe you one. :P

    3. Priere

      Priere

      Naaah, it was a normal liquor lol. What you own to the world is....being Dark, Dark Mark :P

  16. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/O3d6o6V.jpg <~~I want this on a t-shirt. x]
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    2. TigressLion

      TigressLion

      Yeah, that's def. Raph. Great img btw.

    3. MilanYildirim

      MilanYildirim

      I feel slow since l don't get the joke

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      A ninja turtle punching Adolf Hitler in the face. No joke just awesomeness.

  17. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/owxcOVmh.jpg Hey you should get in my shower.
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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Now you've made things weird, lol.

    3. Kubanga

      Kubanga

      Hey, your the one who wants people to go in your hell shower not me.

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      x]

  18. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/P09s8WR.jpg Seeing this old picture of mine really makes me miss Fallout. :(
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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Because they make good music to do Fallout stuff to, haha.

    3. SunsetHysteria

      SunsetHysteria

      I'm over here with "Let the bodies hit the floor" stuck in my head now, lol.

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!

  19. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/qUh5Nrrl.jpg This made my day.
  20. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/TjxyGlV.jpg Hitler getting punched by a ninja turtle was cool and all, but this is my new favorite. xD
  21. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/tVrzlyz.jpg Is it just me or is that Flame Atronach's ass smiling at me?
  22. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/tyi4Zti.jpg Guess she got tired of sitting.
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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      I think that's my phone and TV making it look like that. xD

    3. Hemiak

      Hemiak

      No idea what I'm supposed to be seeing.

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      @Hemiak: The lady in the center of the photo, look at her legs.

  23. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/XkEXpAmh.jpg GTA V : Followed a cop chase that ended in Ballas territory. Even the hood dog got in on the action, lol.
  24. -Dark Mark-
    http://i.imgur.com/yyX5QDQl.jpg Walked into my home and noticed my daughter standing on the dinner table drinking a mug of ale. I didn't get mad at her though, must be stressful going to sleep every night with your sister standing over you and holding a dagger.
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    2. TigressLion

      TigressLion

      I remember the dagger post, so this completely made sense haha. Now to wait for the next daughters adventures.

    3. 30 Year Old Boomer

      30 Year Old Boomer

      Mark, you made me think you had a daughter for a moment. xD

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Not yet, and if I do you guys would probably know before my own family, lol.

  25. -Dark Mark-
    http://m.imgur.com/U9dOgHx http://m.imgur.com/VxqOMb2 http://m.imgur.com/GfrP9tZ My mother got the kids some little arts and crafts and they give us this nightmare fuel. I'm so proud. xD
    1. Kittens Are Awesome

      Kittens Are Awesome

      Looks like normal kids stuff to me.

    2. Ginklage

      Ginklage

      lmfao.