-Dark Mark-

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  1. Watching my sister play her PS4 and I'm still waiting on mine in the mail, lol. Should've just went to the store like she did. x_X

    1. Hertz

      Hertz

      Ha! My feeling when I get home from work and sis is hogging either PS3/4

    2. NERVergoproxy

      NERVergoproxy

      Don't worry, time will fly.

    3. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Haha, at least she's letting me play now.

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  2. *Blasts wall with tank amidst rabid bloodthirsty turkeys running everywhere* Happy Thanksgiving mofos!

    1. 30 Year Old Boomer

      30 Year Old Boomer

      Not for us, Hyaku. :P

      Same to you, bro!

    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      So is the platter too late for you hyaku? : http://i.imgur.com/UZkIYdJ.jpg

    3. hyappatuhyakuchu

      hyappatuhyakuchu

      LOL xD [new desktop wallpaper]

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  3. Shit just got some bad news about an old friend. He just passed and had recently had a piece of his brain removed. Never knew he had cancer, it's fucking crazy. Last time I saw him was at a house party, he was happily drunk, lol. It's a good last memory at least.

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    2. bfgman96

      bfgman96

      I offer my most sincere condolences for your loss. I will keep you in my prayers during your time of grief.

    3. Waffle-Sensei

      Waffle-Sensei

      I'm sorry to hear about your loss and I send my condolences. It's good that you have nice memories of him though.

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Thank you all, I appreciate it. It's definitely a reminder of how short life is.

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  4. Day #11 : The planet can't breathe if the frogs are still listening.

  5. Day #10: The sky looks green if you use a brush.

  6. Just ordered the PS4 Slim Uncharted bundle, now the wait. Almost back in business damn it.

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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Thanks, but you mean welcome back, lol.

    3. A little fluffy cat

      A little fluffy cat

      Sounds great, have fun mister pervy Ghost of the Dessert (^_^ )

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      It just arrived about ten minutes ago.

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  7. Day #9 : It will still be cold but you must first smell a butterfly.

  8. Day #8 : The snow will feel like hair after the seeds grow.

  9. http://i.imgur.com/tyi4Zti.jpg Guess she got tired of sitting.
    1. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      I think that's my phone and TV making it look like that. xD

    2. Hemiak

      Hemiak

      No idea what I'm supposed to be seeing.

    3. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      @Hemiak: The lady in the center of the photo, look at her legs.

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  10. Day #7 : If you eat an orange on the 3rd, you can see the river run.

    1. damon8r351

      damon8r351

      Perhaps he sought the Oghma Infinium, but instead of a multi-clawed monstrosity, he was visited by a waist-coated banker. And was gifted the Wabbajack.

    2. damon8r351

      damon8r351

      Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.

    3. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears

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  11. So the Simpsons got renewed for two more seasons and will be at 669 episodes after that, marking a new record. I say they should go for 1,000!

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    2. Satoshi Ookami

      Satoshi Ookami

      Ah, not ending at 666 episodes? :D Guess there will be some Treehouse of Terror special on episode 666 =D

    3. DaivRules

      DaivRules

      Sign of the beast was actually determined to be 616 after examining the dead sea scrolls further a couple years ago.

    4. Satoshi Ookami

      Satoshi Ookami

      Noooo! my life is a lie!

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  12. Day #6 : You can hear worms crying if the color is bright enough. But only on Tuesdays.

  13. A white nationalist in the white house? How fitting.

    1. hyappatuhyakuchu

      hyappatuhyakuchu

      The white house should get a tan similar to Trump's.

    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      LMAO, it should be the orange house now.

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  14. Day #5 : If you use a skyrocket then a grape will sound like an eel.

    1. damon8r351

      damon8r351

      Status worthy of Sheogorath.

    2. hyappatuhyakuchu

      hyappatuhyakuchu

      First attempt: if Earth explodes, then you'll have to eat whatever food you can find.

  15. Day 4 : Rocks taste like fish when the rain hits a boiling point.

    1. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Don't worry they're not going anywhere. :P

    2. hyappatuhyakuchu

      hyappatuhyakuchu

      It's a rock from the Dead Sea.

    3. -Dark Mark-
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  16. Day #3 : You can see Pluto but the water must be running.

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    2. hyappatuhyakuchu

      hyappatuhyakuchu

      Yeah yeah... me too... see you at the next cryptic message. xD

    3. hyappatuhyakuchu

      hyappatuhyakuchu

      WAIT! I think I got it. So there's a water drop that spills in the air and it resembles Pluto? IS THAT IT????

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      That's for you to decide. {@[email protected]}

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  17. My nephew kept bugging to show me his drawing. When I finally looked, this is what I saw: http://i.imgur.com/YghdOsq.jpg xD

  18. Day #2 : A tree smells like a car if you catch enough fish.

  19. Stars look like dead people if you're upside down.

    1. PS5 is just a PS4pro

      PS5 is just a PS4pro

      My balls look like they're defying gravity if you look at them upside-down.

    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      So do mine, but only the left side.

  20. http://i.imgur.com/JODJ91V.jpg I think the squirrels are mad at Florida.
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    2. PS5 is just a PS4pro

      PS5 is just a PS4pro

      Florida: Always fucking up elections. I'd be angry as a squirrel too.

    3. BlazingCat83

      BlazingCat83

      Maybe they're mad Florida voted for Trump? xD

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Everyone is focusing on the protesters in the streets while the squirrels are downright bloodthirsty.

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  21. I was half sleep but I heard something about a California "Brexit". No, just no.

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    2. damon8r351

      damon8r351

      It's a fringe notion that's only getting notice because of current events. It was around before the actual election. Sort of like that knob in Texas a few years ago who started talking about secession that never ended up happening.

    3. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Yeah I wasn't worried it'd happen, just never thought I'd be hearing that about California, lol. We're usually the laid back state who only cares about water, gay rights, and marijuana.

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  22. One protester tried burning a flag last night and it was quickly put out by other protesters. Good to know we're not exactly at the flag burning state yet.

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    2. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      I think the "shadow men" would have to want that first. =X

    3. Jak

      Jak

      Lmfao! The betrayel. Even your own faction isnt on the same page as you. Ahem. @Jenni. Like I said before, please save me!

    4. -Dark Mark-

      -Dark Mark-

      Personally I'd never turn on the flag, which is why I'm glad the people put that shit out. I don't care what anyone says, WE ARE THE COUNTRY. Why would you burn our own flag? Burn the government, not the flag.

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  23. Bumper sticker idea: "Hey, I didn't vote"