It was the night of November 4th, 2020.
A bright eyed young lad by the name of BhekifaZ bought NHL 21 and was very excited to play with his dear friend. He and his friend decide to play some EASHL and he gets prompted to select a name for his player. Little did the bright eyed lad know that this would be a decision that would have lasting ramifications....
Deciding to make light of the ongoing election in the USA, our brave protagonist BhekifaZ thought it would be a good idea to make his name "Joe Biden Smells Kids". A name that was thought of because of the abundance of videos that were being posted at the time of Joe Biden appearing to smell children.
Everything was going great for BhekifaZ until the fateful night of November 19th, when he received the message that would change his life forever. His account had been banned without. "Surely this is some sort of mistake" thought BhekifaZ. He thought that because he has had the account for years and has never had any sort of sanction against it that he would receive some sort of warning or suspension beforehand. But the young lad was mistaken.
After pleading with EA though their help section he finally received word of what this ban worthy offence was. The name "Joe Biden Smells Kids" goes against the Child Sexual Abuse Material and Child Sexual Exploitation and Abuse portion of their wonderful user agreement. BhekifaZ couldn't help but laugh to himself over the absurdity of the situation.
Our protagonist had become the antagonist. The reprehensible act committed by the once promising young lad was enough to get on the radar of the Legion of Doom and he was promptly recruited by Lex Luthor himself. BhekifaZ decided to join the Legion of Doom because he thought Lex Luthor was actually legendary professional wrestler Lex Luger.
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TL;DR
I got banned for child sexual abuse material and for child sexual exploitation because my name in a mode I played 3 times was "Joe Biden Smells Kids"
fuck EA