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Dark Rose Valkyrie All Complete! Obtained all trophies Yeah, I have a small penis too. This is a game I just picked out without thinking too much into it. All I knew was that it's a turn-based JRPG. And I liked the word 'Valkyrie' in it DRV has a way too complex combat system for it's own good. Took me a good day to figure it out. The game just throws different tactics, combos, attack patterns and micro managements at you, all at once. It doesn't help that the tutorials are just as baffling as the mechanics themselves. You just try different shit and hope it works out. Maybe that's one of the reasons why this Valkyrie seems so unknown. That and the quite honestly bland world map The overworld is basically a flat surface where you roam about at snail's pace, battle enemies and enter dungeons. About those dungeons...they all seem very lifeless and you get lost in them often. Which only frustrates you more. I did like the music, though. Too bad the default settings have it so low that you can't hear it. For reasons, I guess And of course, this being a JRPG, there is a hot bathhouse scene where all the girls compliment each others breasts. Just saying. Lastly, some unnecessary grinding is involved. Killing 10,000 enemies when you have 4,000 after doing all is slow murder. I did get to listen to some cool podcasts and great albums while chipping away, always keeping the glass half full Dark Rose Valkyrie is pretty mediocre in all ways. Nothing too offensive, nothing extra cool either. It just...exists

LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens (PS3) The Force Awakens Unlock All Trophies I'm kinda like Han Solo, always stroking my own Wookie. I'm the root of all that's evil, but you can call me Cookie. Same old, same old. Lots of Gold Bricks to collect, lots of characters to choose from. I liked unlocking the Classic Star Wars figures from collected carbonites, made them feel special. I also want to watch the first three movies again, now that the nostalgia bug has bitten me Some typical LEGO glitches lurk around as usual, such as freezing and prompts disappearing. Just hit reset. LEGO SW: TFA isn't as overstuffed as a few these days are, which is a huge plus. Too much candy and all that... This is as blocky as it gets. You all have played at least one of 'em. If not, just pick one randomly

LittleBigPlanet 3 (PS4) 100% Complete Earn all LittleBigPlanetTM 3 trophies to unlock this platinum trophy For a family game, there's a whole lotta mooning going on. While the PS3 version was a Sack of s**t, this was way more polished. Or maybe it's just all the patches that got rid of all them nasty bugs and issues. LBP 3 on PS4 runs smoothly, loading times are tolerable, no crashes, no glitches, no buggy trophies. Yay Technical aspects aside, this one's also fun to play! A bit different and shorter than its predecessors, but fun all the same. It's got new characters, who can run along walls, change their size and even fly. And still grab and slap other players Voice acting department contains such British treasures as Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. And, like in 99% of games, Nolan North I feel like this was looked down upon after the huge successes that were LBP 1 and 2, since it breaks the pattern a bit. I didn't mind it at all. I did though in PS3 version, which was just a complete mess. Why on Earth isn't there LittleBigPlanet 4 yet? I'd buy that in a heartbeat. LBP 3 is at least worth checking out. No creating crap for 24 hours this time, either

Go to your PSN Profile page Click on the game that has the Plat image you want (in this case Burnout Paradise Remastered, I'm guessing?) Now click on the Platinum title (Burnout Paradise Elite) Now click on the small Plat image left of the title and description (the small wheel) Now the image shows as large. Right click that --> select copy. Return here --> right click --> paste

Dead Nation: Apocalypse Edition (PS4) Romero Would Be Proud Collect All Trophies I'm on the way to the promised land. I'm on the Highway to Hell. Not that long ago I completed this on PS3. And loved it. Instead of repeating myself, I'll tell you a story about Jack. Jack is in his late thirties. Jack is alone. Mostly because he's the only human around. The rest are zombies. But he was alone before. Before the outbreak. Before everybody was eaten. Alone. But never lonely. See, Jack loved TV. A cold beer and reality shows was all he ever needed. That's all gone now. No more Heineken. No more Jon and Kate +8. No more Love Island. No more Honey Boo Boo. Just zombies. As far as the eye can see. And that pisses Jack off. They took Bear Grylls away from him. No Survivors left. Except him. He will survive. Now Jack hunts. With guns. With explosives. With shock cannons. With me. Join the hunt. No rest for the undead

Dead Nation (PS3) Romero Would Be Proud Collect All Trophies Although you can't see it clearly, that chick looks exactly like Charlize Theron. I love Charlize Theron. I also love zombies. I love shooting them. I love hitting them. I love burning them. I love blowing them up. I love stomping them. I love running away from them. I love dashing through them. I love hiding from them. I love luring them with car alarms. I love how slow they are. I love how fast they are. I love the jumping ones. I love the exploding ones. I love the cutting ones. I love the screaming ones. Actually, those I do not love. I love twin stick shooters. I love it that it's made by a Finnish developer. I love how well the controls work. I love the adrenaline-raising music. I love how fast paced it is. I love the couch co-op. I love the DLC (although still a work in progress). I love Dead Nation. I love it 3000. It's a living (undead?) Proof That This Genre Has Heart. Just play it. You'll love it. 'Nuff Said.