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Detroit: Become Human DETROIT MASTER Collected all trophies! Instead of giving you a Platinum image of black screen, I'll give you a learning experience. I was hesitant to start this game, since one of the main protagonists is in Grey's Anatomy. I hate Grey's Anatomy. But setting my weird relationships with hospital dramas aside (House M.D. is great, rest is poop), I managed to enjoy this a lot Like Heavy Rain and Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human is more of an interactive movie than an actual game. Now the story revolves around androids in the future, and what will happen when they reach consciousness. Plenty of choices to make again, with multiple paths and endings. And death is still permanent here (well, more or less). I liked the unfolding of androids' fates, from obedient machines to self-aware beings. Some of the endings needed more polish, though. Voice (and face!) acting is excellent, even my Grey's Anatomy dude does a splendid job. Kudos all around Even Clancy Brown has a part here. That man's a goddamn national treasure, and alone worth the price! Music is tense and well orchestrated, but sounds too similar to Quantic Dream's previous titles. All too similar is characters' movements, too. They still walk around like sedated robots. Even the ones that aren't sedated. Or robots. Out of the one's I've played, I rank Detroit second, right behind my still favorite Heavy Rain. I can't wait for the sequel, which is a story about robotic KISS members. Yup, it's Detroit: Rock City

Bonds of the Skies Complete Conquest Obtain all trophies Using the what? USING THE WHAT??!! There's no such thing as a bad 16-bit JRPG, but this sure as heck comes close. It doesn't look so hopeless at first glance, but the more you play, the more annoyed you get Okay, so the graphics are fine. It's Super Nintendo quality, it's retro, it's hard to f**k that up. Music is just bleep bloop, in from one hole and out of the other (ear, not butt) Then there's the story/dialogue/writing. I'm pretty sure it's made by a 12-year old preteen pimple faced basement dweller. All the lines come out as childish, the structure of the text is hollow and irrational, every sentence just pisses me off Random battles are fine, I can live with those. But not when farming for some luck-based materials and already at max level. Pointless. Lastly, micro transactions. What the shit, make the game irritating on purpose and then offer some easement with "just a few bucks"... Well, f**k you Kemco and your cash grubbing policy. Thanks for pissing on my nostalgia shoes, you...you meanies There's plenty of good turn-based olden adventures out there, Bonds of the Skies just ain't it

Likes to be online and kick ass while at it. AC Brotherhood and Overwatch shine so brightly

Black Mirror Every Trophy accomplished Accomplish all Trophies and complete the game "There's always a lighthouse", they said. Bunch of liars. *Snore*...*Zzzzz*...*Hrrrhh*...*Thisgameissoboringhfff*... I thought this was going to be like an updated version of 1992's classic Alone in the Dark. Horror, mansion and cheap deaths, like. Nope. What I got was 2008's Alone in the Dark. Glitchy, ugly, uncontrollable and not scary at all (it's still better than this) Black Mirror, not to be confused with the splendid TV series of same name, is a supernatural mystery set in a Scottish castle. Imagine the very first Resident Evil, with tank controls and camera angle changes that'll screw you over constantly. It's like that (and that's the way it is...huh!), but with less zombies, marginally better graphics and main focus of "Examining" stuff. Loading times take forever and they are aplenty even after patch, characters glitch in and out of their places, freezes, crashes...it's endless Story sucks. I've seen this plot a million times before, but hey, what's one more turd in a pile of garbage? Voice acting sucks. Main character especially, looking like a Game of Thrones reject and acting like one, too. Atmosphere sucks. I wanted tension and jump scares, goddammit! I haven't felt this sleepy since I saw the second Highlander. What doesn't suck, blows. That's Black Mirror for ya, trash compressed and decompressed at the same time

South Park: The Stick of Truth (PS4) South Park(TM): The Stick of Truth(TM) Platinum Trophy Collected all South Park(TM): The Stick of Truth(TM) trophies There are no words. Ahh, South Park. The source of all sophisticated humour and witty remarks. In this day and age, where everything is too sensitive or hurtful or just feels wrong, I'm surprised this isn't outright banned. I am sure glad it isn't, though. The Stick of Truth is a goddamn joy to play, and very loyal to the source. And by loyal I mean venturing inside someone's asshole, performing abortion to a man, anal probing and everything between SP: TSoT is a light RPG at it's heart, keeping combat turn-based and leveling up to a minimum. Story is told by a child's perspective, while at the same time some really dark shit happens around. Music was pretty nonexistent, I felt. Some Team America background songs and battle themes, but not a single song from The Hoff There's collecting all sorts of stuff, from Facebook friends to weapons to Chinpokomons. Yup, gotta catch 'em all Entertaining and not too long, The Stick of Truth gets two dicks thumbs up from me