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  1. And then, as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek, and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake, the clouds parted, the heavens opened, and what seemed like millions-

    1. damon8r351



      Of voices all said to you in unison: "Jabroni, if you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what The Rock...is cooking."

  2. Or just set it at 1 hour, and then when people complete it in 15 minutes and comment on the time discrepancy in the guide comments, you can be all like, "I just gave you back 45 minutes you didn't know you had. Spend it wisely."
  3. Awful lot of DPS in FF14 bitching that healers and tanks need to contribute more to damage dealing. Makes me wonder if shoving a lance in a monster's face is more complicated than it looks.

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    2. damon8r351


      Was said today to me in a dungeon, and I quote: "Healer, you need to be casting Aero and Stone more to help with DPS. You're healing too much."


      My reply: "Sure, aggravate the new healer. I'm sure that'll go well for you."


      Until recently, I was a tank main, so I heal the way I want to be healed: without suffering multiple heart attacks through the dungeon.

    3. skateak


      I bet if you were using Aero and Stone, they would bitch about that and say you aren't healing enough and they are the ones supposed to do damage. I think a lot of it has to do with seemingly controlling, narcissistic people that have to manage how you play the game, even if you are doing what you are supposed to. Then when something goes wrong, or not how they would like, they can blame someone rather than analyzing their own gameplay. It is a cycle that feeds the ego-driven part of a Narcissist. Not just with MMO's though, mostly a thought of team-based games.



      I never bother dpsing when I switch over to play my healers. I play XIV for the trinity reason. Only time I do bother to dps some as heals is when the group arent made of idiots and get damage every second. Its boring not needing to do heals so tossing in some deeps is kinda fun.

      I cant wait to see what Gunbreaker job bring to the table. a Dps Tank? yes please.

  4. Do you think that when Flat Earthers play space games, they see all the round planets and are like, "This shit is so fake."

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    2. grimydawg
    3. damon8r351


      In the Elite Dangerous forums one time, there was a legit, militant Flat Earther who replied to a thread about something I can't remember. And he hit all the usual talking points people like that usually bring up. The thread got testy, posts got deleted, people got temp banned, and the drama died out after a day. But I always wanted to ask him, "Dude, what is it like playing the game to you then?" I never got around to it, and it keeps me up at night. I am legitimately curious about this. Does he fly around and see all those round planets, looking at them like we would a universe of Discworld clones? "It's fantasy. This is a fantasy of what the universe would be like with round planets."

    4. mecharobot


      Doesn't it only apply to Earth though? Earth is the center and celestial bodies turn above it fixed in ether, kind of like a half sphere or another disc of sort. There is no space below the earth "disc", only Hell.

  5. I downvoted a long play video of Super Metroid because the monster failed to save Samus's little alien buddies before escaping the planet.

  6. The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.

    1. Cobby


      I can lick my lips, and look sexy for 2 seconds before I feel sick, thank you.

  7. I hope there's one that adds DMX songs emitting diegetically from Mr. X in-game.
  8. Ran into someone who named their dragoon Arya Fae. Told him, "I get that reference."

    1. damon8r351


      Also, if you don't know that name, don't google it at work.

    2. Galactic Hyper Balls

      Galactic Hyper Balls

      she's a fox and takes one for the team

    3. ResoluteRock


      Yikes, just googled it *incognito*. What a surprise 😅

  9. I've unlocked botanist and miner, and I can now craft dyes and glamour prisms. I've got everything I need to become a shysty market board seller on Final Fantasy XIV.

    1. Galactic Hyper Balls

      Galactic Hyper Balls

      nice work, FFXIV is damn good mmo :)

    2. Altergigo


      Make sure to start an undercutting price war lol😋... nice work🙂

    3. damon8r351


      This all started because I saw people trying to sell Yew Logs for 7,000 gil a piece and I was all like


  10. DMX is probably at his job bagging groceries somewhere, completely baffled as to why there's a sudden re-interest in one particular song of his.

    1. Cobby


      Probably sat at home, living off the royalties from it, playing RE2 and inventing new memes.

  11. Seen about a dozen different guides on how to be a Paladin in FF14, each with their own ideas on what the "proper" DPS combo is for the role. I've only seen one guide on how not to be terrible at drawing enmity and keeping damage to other party members to a minimum.

    1. Hemiak


      Play tank, that's all you need to know about Paladin. :D


      Then again, I haven't played an MMO since WoW so take this with a grain, or bag, of salt. 

  12. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
  13. "Held" just means it has to have been in your inventory at one point, not that it's been equipped. You very likely missed something.
  14. It looks like satire.
  15. Never forget: Final Fantasy XIII-2 gave us the best chocobo riding theme in the FF universe:


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    2. damon8r351


      This 100% not sarcasm. I love this song, partly because it's badass, partly because my wife hates it so much.

    3. LucianaRosethorn


      I refused to ride any of the wild chocobo's just so I didn't have to listen to this, it's the worst thing I've ever head and then Kingdom Hearts III opening is second xD


    4. DamagingRob


      Lol. I loved it, too.