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  1. The list of the Shouts and where they're located: https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Shouts
  2. You know you're young when you don't recognize static from VCR tape footage when you see it. But that's what it's supposed to be, the type of static you'd see while watching a VCR tape that's dusty, and the original Blair Witch presented itself as footage found on a VCR tape. Creepypasta videos like to duplicate this visual effect digitally nowadays because apparently VCRs are inherently creepy. Example:
  3. I'm watching a video about the pagan Norse holiday of Yule, and it's making me want to upgrade this year's war on Christmas to preparing Christmas for the Blood Eagle.

    1. Copanele


      You have to upgrade to a glorious scandinavian beard too in case you don't have it. Gotta respect the traditions! 

  4. In a few months I'll be beginning my degree in Environmental Conservation, in which I know I'll probably have to do a paper explaining my plan for addressing climate change. I think I'll need to come up with something better than my current plan, which is the complete annihilation of the human race.

    1. MidnightDragon


      Yea, don't think that'd work. xD 

    2. Metal Slime King

      Metal Slime King

      It would work, it's just not very palatable ... to humans. :awesome:

    3. MidnightDragon


      No, I mean I don't think they'd like the idea. 

  5. Hey, I just remembered something: They ever end up finding that Joseph Kony guy every millennial had a hard-on for back in 2012-2013? Because I remember that being a bIg FuCkInG dEaL back then.


    ...They never did, did they? Because I'm looking at his wikipedia article and I'm not seeing a date for his death. 🤔

    1. PSXtreme_
    2. Avatar_Of_Battle


      Never heard of him. Article makes him seem like Voldemort with the whole mysterious there but not there still has power and influence thing lol.

  6. Anyone see the video ad for an island that doesn't exist?



    Almost everyone thinks this is viral marketing for a Harry Styles album, except the creepy video part of the internet, who desperately want it to be the start of a new ARG. I'm going to laugh my ass off if it turns out to be for a Harry Styles album.

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    2. DaivRules


      That link was just information for people outside the inner circle to get caught up.

    3. ihadalifeb4this


      More important how is captain doing?

    4. PermaFox


      For a moment I thought you were talking about the Fyre Festival!

  7. Surprised by a No Man's Sky update this morning, and it lets you upgrade your ship just like you could with your Exosuit previously, by spending money and Nanites to increase its number of slots and its class. No more camping at a space station for an S-class ship. https://www.nomanssky.com/synthesis-update/

    1. hugglebunn-e


      I keep dipping my toes into No Man, but it is a little overwhelming.

  8. I was about to say that this literally the dumbest Final Fantasy-related complaint I've ever heard of, then I remembered that Final Fantasy XIV has a new GATE in the Golden Saucer that stars Yojimbo, and during the event they play Gilgamesh's theme (Clash at the Big Bridge) even though the character involved is clearly Yojimbo; I'm apparently the only person who has noticed this and has a problem with it. That one might compete close enough to unseat this one.
  9. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

    1. PSXtreme_
    2. Rally-Vincent---


      Either Karate do yes or Karate do no.

  10. "Do or die, captain. Preferably the latter."

    1. ihadalifeb4this


      This hurt me. I remembered all of my characters from Alienation that died in hardcore mode. Characters get the rank of captain by default and they never get promoted. 


      Minute of silence for all brave captains that died in hardcore mode. 😢

    2. damon8r351


      Also good way of motivating my Vy'keen fleet captains in No Man's Sky to complete the missions I assigned them.

  11. As hard and long as you want it. I'll see myself out. 😂
  12. Speaking of Lollipop Chainsaw, I still think the finest gaming moment of the 2010's was the part where you're mowing down zombies with a combine harvester while the main characters are coping with a contact high and "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record" by Dead or Alive is playing as the BGM. That was it, that was the peak, it was all downhill from there.

    1. snakebit10


      I remember that part very well. I wish it got a sequel.

    2. DamagingRob


      That part was amazing. 

  13. Thought I was going to have to rip a new asshole into the Proliance Surgeons of Washington State for being a party to identity theft, when no, they just need to train their admin clerks better and also better notify random passersby who their member physicians are.

  14. During World War II, Queen Elizabeth received training as a driver and mechanic. I already know she's notorious for driving herself around, but do you think she still retains some of that mechanic knowledge somewhere deep down? Like, do you think that 93 year old great-granny could still theoretically pop the hood of a WW2 era jeep and give it an oil change?