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  1. If you ever have trouble sleeping at night, just remember: There are no faces.

    1. Temmie

      Temmie

      There is no spoon, either.

    2. OhDearDevilRun

      OhDearDevilRun

      Who needs a real face when you can

       

    3. damon8r351
  2. 7 years, I mean in the cosmic scale it's really not that long ago.
  3. According to the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, when the army of Harold Godwinson caught the army of Harald Hardrada by surprise at Stamford Bridge, it is written that the Saxon army was delayed from crossing by a lone Danish berserker wielding a battle-axe. Tradition holds that this crazy bastard was able to kill 40 soldiers before someone was able to get under the bridge and stab him from below, killing him, and this allowed the Saxons to cross the bridge and win the battle by a rout. This is undoubtedly an embellishment, but that (possibly fake) Danish berserker still has a better backstory than your Skyrim character.

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    2. damon8r351

      damon8r351

      Allegedly there were bows present, but it had no effect because that's just how badass berserkers were.

    3. SinisterPledge

      SinisterPledge

      Spent all his skill points in arrow deflection? That makes sense! Should've branched out into Perception and he might have lived to continue his XP farming.

    4. damon8r351

      damon8r351

      We joke of course, but this story is absolutely written in one of the main sources of English history that took place prior to the Norman conquest.

  4. I've been in a lot of public bathrooms in my lifetime and just realized that I have no idea what the bathrooms in my old high school looked like. It's not like I just forgot what they look liked in in the intervening 20 years. I'm going through my memories and it seems like I never once went to the bathroom during school hours for the entire 4 years I was in high school. That is so weird...

    1. ResoluteRock

      ResoluteRock

      Your classes must have been more interesting than mine lol

      Also, why the sudden interest in public bathrooms? 🤔

    2. damon8r351

      damon8r351

      What, you don't go over the memories of something weird you did 20 years ago? Strange...

    3. PooPooBlast

      PooPooBlast

      Oy... I just smell weed.. and remember that sink that was circular and everyone shared by pressing a foot metal piece encircling the fountain so that it drops some water sprinkles. But lots of weed... 

  5. This is actually the correct answer. Due the USA's Puritanical roots, open displays of things of a sexual nature is seen as shameful. Yet at the same time, horrific violence has a blind eye turned to it, because it doesn't carry the same shameful stigma (religion has long been all about furthering their aims through horrific violence). For that reason, American culture tends to be more prudish about sex than, say, Europe, because the majority of the first settlers in America tended to be religious outsiders like the Puritans. Sony has to cater to that, because the American market is...quite significant.
  6. 10% off a gym membership...I've played video games since I was 7 years old, does it look like I like going to the gym?
  7. I was in my mid teens in 1995, and as I remember it, 1995 was in fact not the best year nor was it even a particularly good year.
  8. Likely for Red Dead Redemption, because it took nearly 3.5 years and at one point had me folding poker hands for almost 5 hours straight to carry a group of 6 through a marathon gaming session.
  9. I know for sure that my stress level went way down once I decided to stop getting into pissing contests with 20 year olds about video games.
  10. Ran across someone who actually named their character Clayton Bigsby. Zalera has far too many fans of both the Chapelle Show and Key & Peele.
  11. Leisure Suit Larry? This is still a thing? Dude, my dad used to play the original Leisure Suit Larry, and I'm almost 40.
  12. You know how when you have an adblocker installed on your browser, and then a website gives you two options, either to whitelist them or tell them to fuck right off with that and continue to use their website anyway? Have you ever felt guilty and decided to acquiesce to their demands? Because I don't. "YES, I WILL CONTINUE TO USE YOUR WEBSITE WITHOUT SUPPORTING YOU, BECAUSE FUCK YOUR ADS!" I don't know why they continue to think the guilt trip is going to work on me.

     

    On an unrelated note, blocking my access to the site until I whitelist them is the fastest way to convince me not to ever use their site again.

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    2. mako-heart

      mako-heart

      adblock 4eva

    3. ERGOPROXY-DECAY

      ERGOPROXY-DECAY

      As if the world isnt filled with ads already😡

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    4. Spaz

      Spaz

      A LOT of newspaper websites do this bullshit where you have to disable AdBlocker to use them.

      They want viewers, but convincing them to turn it off is just going to keep them away.

  13. Yes, boosting threads are frowned upon. The longer you stay around video game related forums, the more you'll notice that a frown is the default facial expression in them.
  14. Yes, she apparently changed in the Handsome Collection too to match the changes in the Borderlands Remaster, as evidenced in this Reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/Borderlands2/comments/b95aqf/is_it_me_or_has_angel_changed_on_ps4/
  15. When you get to a certain age and need to have prostate exams alongside annual physicals, the words "digital prostate exam" do not mean that it's done with some sort of electronic equipment. "Digital" in this case mean with the doctor's fingers, i.e. "digits". Just an FYI passed along from a friend in his 40s to you.

    1. Nighcisama

      Nighcisama

      In my country, people below the age of 45 have to pay for that procedure, which pretty much means paying someone to shove his fingers into your butt. 27 Years old now and never had that done, probably never will, sounds just awful and there are other things more likely to kill me long before something like stomach cancer could get me.

    2. Fat Chocobo

      Fat Chocobo

      From my understanding, prostate cancer is so slow you're more likely to die from something else first.

    3. PooPooBlast

      PooPooBlast

      I mean a prostate exam goes a long way in terms of preventing prostate cancer because it can be removed before metastasising. The prostate is one of those organs where removing some tissue off won't cause any detrimental effects like pancreatic or lung cancer for example. Heh try breathing when you have a hole in your lung..