WrestleMania 34 Predictions - Is there no host this year?
The 1st Annual WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal Match (WrestleMania Kickoff Match)
Winner: Ruby Riott
My heart wants Bailey or Becky. They will have probably have Sasha and Bailey eliminate each other, WWE doesn't know what to do with Becky, and the roster is already too bloated with wasted talent to throw another NXTer on the pile.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal (WrestleMania Kickoff Match)
Winner: probably Dolph Ziggler, but I'm going rogue on this: Chad Gable
Chad and Jordan Reunite to make American Alphas v3 (like the freebirds or New Day, except with Shelton, Chad, and Jordan). It will added to the tag division and erase the Angle's son nonsense.
Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali (WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament Finals) (WrestleMania Kickoff Match)
Winner: Cedric Alexander
I'm not really into 205 Live anymore (so many problems this year), but some people say it's gotten better now.
Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax
Winner: Nia Jax
I preferred "Monster" Nia to "This Is Me" Nia. I liked the storyline of her protecting Alexa for her own title shot over the current one. And isn't it weird "Piggy James" (DEFINITELY NOT insulting her, using name for reference) is on the LayCool (Bliss) side of this? I see Mickie betraying Alexa. Don't know why some people think Braun's gonna be involve though. That's like thinking the Miz is gonna her Asuka because of the Mix-up.
Sheamus & Cesaro vs. Braun Strowman and a partner of his choosing
Winner: Braun Strowman and... Broken Bray Wyatt?
Yeah, it'll probably be Big Show, Big Cass or Samoa Joe. I'd love it if his partner was just random people (a cameraman one week, Coach the next, etc. He just walks up, grabs them, and say "C'mon partner!"). Him winning solo would just finish breaking the Raw Tag Team division. WWE likes the 'they hate each other, make them partners thing' which makes me think Elias (it's gonna be Elias, isnt it?)
But why Broken Bray? Bray Wyatt was deleted, so have Bray return with amnesia and lost in a fog. Then at Summerslam, pull a woman from NXT to be Sister Abigail, here to restore Wyatt and be a heel in the Women's Division.
My Braun other partner choices (from likeliness to just plain fun):
3-Samoa Joe (he's supposed to be back 4-16 on RAW, so a little early)
4-Rey Mysterio (lots of Mania rumors were floating around. Injured though)
4-Y2J (yeah njpw, but he has a unique contract)
5-RVD (no way, but it'd be a fun)
6-CM Punk (same as RVD)
7-Stone Cold (the stadium would explode)
8-Repoman (Simon Miller would die. Tragic.)
9-Hulk Hogan (I would die... Killed by my inner child's wrestle-gasmic stroke. Wouldn't even make past Real American.)
10-Bret Hart (I would die happy from my idol returning. Just a mega-fan's silly dream.)
Rock vs Elais impromtu concert
United States Champion Randy Orton vs. Bobby Roode vs Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev (Fatal 4-Way Match)
I mean it is Rusevmania on Rusev Day. Plus, feels like Ginder was always in it to get pinned.
Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Bálor
Winner: Finn Bálor
I don't want anyone but the Miz (cuz awesomeness), but he should get the time off to be with his daughter (& wife). Let's start Finn towards his Universal Title (He never lost it!).
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. The New Day vs. The Bludgeon Brothers (Triple Threat Match)
Winner: The Bludgeon Brothers
It will be a show stealer. Move the Usos to RAW afterwards (seriously, it's a tag team wasteland over there). Though, Triple Threat matches are usually no DQ or CO. Couldn't the Bludgeons just smash everybody with their hammers right off the bat?
SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair vs. Asuka
Streaks are boring after 10+ wins, but this is another show stealer. Only picking Asuka because I like her looks maybe 1% more than Charlotte. Yep, gotta be lamely superficial because they are both too great in the ring to pick one on wrestling skills. I like Asuka's hair, ring gear, and intro more , so...
I don't think Carmella will cash-in though. I think she move over to RAW and the contract will transfer so she can cash in on Nia.
Daniel Bryan & Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn
Winners: Daniel Bryan & Shane McMahon
I like Shane, but don't need another stunt show (I'm not convinced he's healthy enough) & still don't like Bryan. Kev and Sammie can move over to RAW and save it. Besides, Bryan fans will whine if he loses.
Kurt Angle & Ronda Rousey vs. Triple H & Stephanie McMahon
Winners: Kurt Angle & Ronda Rousey
Honestly, I'm hitting the bathroom during this. I only know Rousey from movie cameos (I don't care or think much about UFC, so that part of her is a dull mystery to me). I'd like Rousey to betray Kurt and join the Authority at match's end.
WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Winner: Shinsuke Nakamura
AJ has kinda maxed out SmackDown, but who cares really? Let's just agree to just enjoy this wonderful thing. Wish it was 2 out of three falls though.
Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns
Can we just skip this... No?... Fine... Going rogue again.
Winner: Reigns by CO (then Vince restarts), then Lesnar by DQ (then Angle restarts), then Reigns by pinfall
Lesnar hit F5 from the start. Lesnar gives 15 Germans and 3 F5s but Roman won't stay down. Annoyed Lesnar decides to book (Vince restarts as no CO) Enraged Roman recovers beats on Brock after 6 superman punches and either ignores rope count or shoves the ref and gets DQ'd. Angle restarts as no DQ. Lesnar with 2 more F5, goes outside for chair. Gets Speared though barricade and then again though announce table after taking 4 chair shots. Brock recovers with F5 though other announce table before getting back in ring. Roman recovers and hits 2 more superman punches, get caught on the third for 3 straight germans. Brock goes for another F5, Roman escapes, hits 2 back to back spears for the win. EPIC WAR match ends.
Total: 7 F5s, 18 germans, 8 Superman punches, 4 spears, and 4 chair shots.
John Cena vs. The Undertaker
Winner: The Undertaker
As the show starts to close, Biker Taker rolls in (I hate biker Taker though) and accepts challenge. Cena and Taker make war, Taker wins an epic match, formally retires and gets Cena respect & drives off on bike into the night to fan love and live Kid Rock song.