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  1. Trump's version of the Presidential Oath will probably go like this:


    "I do solemnly - and really solemnly, the most solemnly, it's terrific - swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States - and it is a great office, really great, true - and will to the best of my ability - which is a great ability, really, there is no problem with my ability - preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States - which I have definitely read, all 12 Articles.

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    2. damon8r351


      I'm so glad our prospective president is only one big chucklefest in a status update to you. Meanwhile, I look at him having zero foreign policy experience, zero diplomatic experience, even zero experience with the military, his statements about "bombing the shit out of ISIS", telling the military to kill terrorists' families, and expanding our nuclear arsenal. Makes me feel real great as I use this coming weekend to pack my things, kiss my family good-bye, and get ready to deploy to the Middle East for a few months to help clean up a gigantic shitshow that's the culmination of 75 years of fucked up geopolitics in the region, emcee'd by the US and the UK.

    3. TigressLion


      @damon8r351 I'm pretty sure, like 80% sure, the Army discharges you for alcoholism. Just start imbibing like 2 or 3 Mickeys a day until they discharge you.

    4. StrickenBiged


      @damon8r351 Well, I'm sorry you took it that way - I was just gently teasing. I agree with you that all of those aspects to Trump are concerning - hopefully he will listen to the wisdom of his advisors, time will tell. 


      I wish you the best while you're on tour, and sincerely thank you (as much as a dual-national British/American who's never actually lived in the USA can) for your service.