Popular Post Troz Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 (edited) As title says, I have a $10 USD card with your name on it! Make me laugh and it’s yours! - Only one reply per person - No videos or memes, only words! - If I go 24 hours without laughing I will pick a random person from this thread, so might as well comment. - Quickest replies get read first! Get joking! Edited October 20, 2021 by Troz 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GinjAJ Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 Wanna hear a joke about the PlayStation 5?... I would tell you, but you probably won't get it. 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestUsername---- Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Peacemaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeautifulTorment Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Rice is great if you're hungry and feel like eating 10,000 of something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locoporkko Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Fifa 09 is the best videogame ever in the universe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post djb5f Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 The arms of your chair are the chairs for your arms 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTacos98 Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Squidward on a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil-Gameboy123 Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Activision is one of the best Call of Duty developers ever… change my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speling_Expirt Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Did you hear about the one with no punchline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IesuHado Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 I used to date a cross-eyed woman. It didn't work, we couldn't face the problems head-on If not just say the word pantaleta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
platinumplayer12 Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Connie Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?" 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1andonly654 Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 You sound kinda depressed, and I'm not even trying to win. Then again, if you read this and laugh through the tears, not because you're amused but because someone noticed, that counts, yes? I won't say "keep it" or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoorayForTyler Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 How’d you get a $10 card with my name on it? ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LastMinuteSavior Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 My penis was once in the Guiness Book of Records. But the librarian made me take it out. 37 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megatritionsts Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Your girlfriend has super tickling powers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NetoStyle Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 I went outside once… the graphics are not that good! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kishnabe Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 Jim Ryan 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shinobi Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 eBay is so useless! I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shinoda_2qx Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says; “excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?” The rabbit replies, “no?” So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his arse with him. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubiCampla Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesmaBR Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Square just shot themselves in the foot. I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance. What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move. Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post IntroPhenom Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 Just helped my neighbor bury a rolled up carpet in the woods. Her boyfriend would have helped her, but she said he's out of town. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Boorish Posted October 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2021 Bruce Lee had a vegan brother, Brock Lee. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdizzle0420 Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, boorish_brute said: Bruce Lee had a vegan brother, Brock Lee. Winner. Only funny thing on the page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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