PooPooBlast Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 What is R Kelly's favourite song? Flute Sonata in A minor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ__Beatroot Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogo_loco Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) Q - What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Spoiler A - Light blue. Edited October 20, 2021 by pogo_loco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_Heino Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 amogus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 A guy walks into a bar. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ_-_808 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squarevii87 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 A sheep once jumped off a cliff and other 1500 other sheep followed only about 450 of them died because the other sheep fell onto a soft pile of wool/other sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxLacunaCoilxX Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 A husbands wife goes into the doctors office asking him that her husband and her haven’t had sex in years. They still love each other but he’s just never in the mood. The doctor goes into his cabinet and hands her a bunch of pills. He told her to put 2 in each cup of coffee every day to help. She said “every” cup? He said yep every one. Well little does he know he has 8 cups of coffee a day. A few weeks go by and he hears nothing from the wife and decides to call her to see if there is any progress. She picks up sounding very out of breath. He ask if she is alright and she said “yeah I’m great, never better, what the hell were those pills cause now I’m pregnant, my ass is hurting, all the dogs are howling and my husband is always outside saying here kitty kitty kitty” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rias Gremory Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 I'll have 2 number 9's large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebulba2000 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) So, we've replaced the boot lit in my car along with my friend. We are awful at repairing cars and of course all the cables were different colors from my previous boot lit. So we did it in city centre on a parking till very late night and still didn't finish. We had to go and just connected all the cables, so all the lights work properly and they did, except the stop ones. The final result of our replacement was connecting the stop lights to the car's electric lock, so my boot lit opened every time I pressed the brakes lmfao. I drove like that to work for a week. The other weekend, we made it work properly but the reverse lights only worked with the open boot lit, so we figured, I'll just open it, if I get pulled over by police, when they realize it's not working. And finally the last weekend, we made it work, but my lock refuses to work for the boot lit to this day. Professional job Edited October 20, 2021 by Sebulba2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KxwaiiFloof Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) — Edited February 8, 2023 by KxwaiiFloof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TomataEighty9 Posted October 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2021 My disabled girlfriend left me, so i stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakingthegreen Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 I was working in the McDonalds drive thru the other day and a giraffe arrived at the window. I'll tell you what that was a tall order. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDJ3DG Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 How does Mozes like his tea? Hebrews it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrophyChief Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees Had to keep it somewhat harmless ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troz Posted October 20, 2021 Author Share Posted October 20, 2021 Hey everybody! Sorry for not saying anything for a few hours! I was at work and now I'm back. I will @ people and tell them how their post made me feel. I am currently writing this before I have read any! ? Remember: I am trying not to laugh! Smiles don't count! @GinjAJ - Maybe would have gotten something out of me if I didn't have one. Good pun. @djb5f - Made me smile the more I thought of it, but no laugh! @Connie - Good one, but I saw it coming! @HoorayForTyler - Funniest one so far, but no laugh. Short but sweet. @LastMinuteSavior - Heard it before! Might have cracked a smile back then, but not today! @Shinobi - Made me smile! Very clever but no laugh @da_Heino - amogus @Viper - I laughed at this a couple years back, around 6th grade. Not today! @TomataEighty9 - Good one, no laugh I've read every reply above me, no laughs so far! Keep replying! I will check up on this post in a little bit! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuber6969 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Dogs are permanently in the push-up position. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 I think Troz is the sort of guy to laugh at a really really bad joke. One of those jokes that is so bad, that it ends up making you laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zizimonster Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Nobody knows how many times Nathan Drake says "Oh crap." It's still uncharted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FilooGaroo Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) Ea sport is saying that they have no problem with their servor - it is my connection that is bad (I have 300 mo dl - 100 upload) - I uploaded them this video to show them how much I enjoy their great servers : Edited October 20, 2021 by FilooGaroo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, FilooGaroo said: Ea sport is saying that they are no problem with their servor - it is my connection which is gigabit - I uploaded them this to show them how much I enjoy their great servers : Maybe this "joke" should win, because it's been posted in the wrong topic. It made me laugh, anyway. Edited October 20, 2021 by enaysoft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FilooGaroo Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 minute ago, enaysoft said: Maybe this "joke" should win, because it's been posted in the wrong topic. This is why I love monty python ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LastMinuteSavior Posted October 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2021 18 minutes ago, Troz said: @GinjAJ - Maybe would have gotten something out of me if I didn't have one. Good pun. @djb5f - Made me smile the more I thought of it, but no laugh! @Connie - Good one, but I saw it coming! @HoorayForTyler - Funniest one so far, but no laugh. Short but sweet. @LastMinuteSavior - Heard it before! Might have cracked a smile back then, but not today! @Shinobi - Made me smile! Very clever but no laugh @da_Heino - amogus @Viper - I laughed at this a couple years back, around 6th grade. Not today! @TomataEighty9 - Good one, no laugh Actual photo of OP: Gonna be hard make this little princess laugh. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Trying to think of really awful jokes. Q: What's green and wrinkly? A: The Incredible Hulk's Grandma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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