GoonerLukeThe Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 just look in the mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyleh Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 True story: A few weeks ago, my friend told me "You're so dumb, if it was raining pussy, you'd get hit in the head with a dick." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanolt Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, Connie said: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?" He actually searched "best jokes ever" on Google and copied the first one, very old trick. But I have a original one for you! A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” Love animal jokes? Here are 17 horse jokes that you can’t help but laugh at. Edited October 20, 2021 by Jeanoltt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troz Posted October 20, 2021 Author Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) Nothing yet guys! Keep going! Spoiler Straight-faced killer! Edit: Just sayin, the reason I said It will be given away no matter what is to show I have no reason to lie! No matter what I will not be keeping this card! You guys have come pretty close.... Edited October 20, 2021 by Troz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrilloHD Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood clinic. The priest says, "I'm a Type-A." The minister said, "I'm a Type-B." The rabbit says, "I think I'm a Type-O." Honestly, I'm just here for the random drawing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Evers_cl Posted October 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2021 Do you know about the reverse exorcism? Spoiler It’s when the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonaSaxPayne Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Q: which will hit the ground first if you throw them out of an airplane at 30,000ft altitude at the same time? - a 100lb female - a 100lb rock A: who cares?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodeygamer Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 ur mom is ur mom and ur mom is ur mom while ur mom is ur mom but ur mom is ur mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 I think the funniest joke I ever heard while growing up was the one where the Cowboy has to take a massive shit in his own hat. No idea about the rest of the story though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuty Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) A horse comes in a pub. Asked the bartender: "hey, why the long face?" Edited October 20, 2021 by Inuty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klart Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender, ''How much?''''For you, sir, no charge.'' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxIsa-GxX Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 The President of China is the real-life Winnie the Pooh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSenpai_I Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 I asked a French man if he played video games. He said Wii. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpkin Head Cthulhu Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 There is a degree of insanity in this thread, too bad i have no good or bad jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashbo Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Me not knowing you, trying to make you laugh over the internet and winning money in doing so.... Yeeehh, it'd be like falling into a bucket of tits and coming out sucking my thumb.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpkin Head Cthulhu Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Ashbo said: Me not knowing you, trying to make you laugh over the internet and winning money in doing so.... Yeeehh, it'd be like falling into a bucket of tits and coming out sucking my thumb.... well at least it is not a titty-twister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seblegamer Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Man1 - Do you like fishsticks ? Man2 - Yes ! Man1 - So you like putting fishticks in your mouth ... What are you ? A gay fish ? Ôô (Southpark copyright ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrBloodmoney Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 A woman walked into a bar, and asked the bartender for a double entendre. The barman gave her one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakk55 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 What do you call an Honest Politican? Fake News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Carol Posted October 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2021 Husky to Dog 911: My owner has been gone for 10 seconds… Dog 911: Have you tried eating the couch? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mariosF94 Posted October 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2021 What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post eigen-space Posted October 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2021 I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HusKy Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 35 minutes ago, Carol said: Husky to Dog 911: My owner has been gone for 10 seconds… Dog 911: Have you tried eating the couch? I know nothing about this. (Also posting here to get a chance at the random pick.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pot1414 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 i don't think anyone can make you laugh so I'm going to post just to enter the random pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eraezr Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 I hate people who use big words. They're so ostentatious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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