nerbygames Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Is very sexually active, i.e., too horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Stole my bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Has perfected time travel and only uses it for evil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hej Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 You're an NSA agent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 his name is actually the old Hopi word for "balls deep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Knows the secret of Monkey Island Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 has an H tattooed on his forehead. When asked if it stand for Heavy Metal, he'll often reply "Yes, indeedy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Claims to be from Ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanshah1991 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Sold one of his kidneys for video games. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 (edited) Acted in a walk on role for Full House. His improvisations were considered too obscene and religiously insensitive and the entire episode had to be scrapped out of political pressure. It's still kept in a vault in the crumbling, derelict offices of Lorimar Television Studios. Those lucky few who have seen it have declared it "The only episode of Full House to make me laugh." Edited January 22, 2014 by Siuilarun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Tron Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Took 50 years to develop his kamehameha. The kid right next to him learns it in seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo_Ascendent Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Likes Chinese food, MADE FROM Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Is really Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Lives in a heptagon shaped room but is unsure of the colour of the walls as a result of the padding and the years of excrement, semen and blood being splattered across them, which has distorted the original colours. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZA-TomTom Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Eats racoons, I've seen him doing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Once caught a bullet with his bare hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 ... is the real reason Tarja Turunen got fired from NightWish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Likes cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZA-TomTom Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 has the abiility to see through clothes, and stop staring at me btw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 ... isn't a person at all. He's actually a GPS system attached to a Roomba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witherveil Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 ...shaves hamsters. Claims it's 'theraputic'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Has just eaten a bacon sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZA-TomTom Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 whips cats, I have no idea why he does that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Likes girls. You're not a very good liar! The person above me is actually a superhero named "Hobo man" who captures criminals in his garbage bag and fights evil-doers with his "shoe of justice" in the small town of Joe, Montana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 ... is 9 out of the 11 secret KFC herbs and spices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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