LeonGarza321

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Spent 9 years in a prison in Virginia for doing things to a cat that are only legal in Arkansas.

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... earned the nickname "boner champ" for getting drunk and having sex with a snowman. The cold would stopped most people, but he just stayed LOCKED in there. He took the face off... it just seemed easier that way.

 

 

Anyone know what that's paraphrased from, I wonder?

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is a founding member of the Hannah Montana book club.

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...thinks the floor is lava.

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.. has Cordyceps Brain Infection

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Is currently on a mushroom drug trip

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 Is allergic to clean air. Unfortunatlely the unwanted side effect is to cause a sneeze and ejaculation at the same time.

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He got kicked in the face while playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey." Let's just say you got kicked in the face by some jackass...

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Has such a huge collection of adult magazines under his bed that the bed has had to be removed altogether and now the sheets are placed directly on top of the thousands of jazz mags.

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He thrusts his fists against the post

and still insists he sees the ghost

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... is a member of the Knights Templar and a servant of Baphomet.

Edited by Siuilarun
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