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LeonGarza321

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Threw a massive party on January 29th of last year. The guest list included Na$, 2/5 of The Backstreet Boys, an Iranian Prince, Kevin Conroy and Aisha Taylor. The party got out of hand when the number of kegs hit double digits and the weight of drugs moved from grams to ounces to pounds. He awoke the next morning to a completely destroyed home. Broken bottles, used syringes, naked (and possibly dead) strippers and comatose party goers littered the floor. In the kicthen he found that all of his appliances were missing, later discovered on the roof, and someone had pooped in the sink (probably Aisha Taylor). The living room ceiling fan had been ripped down and the windows all smashed from when the DJ decided to play a Justin Beiber/Skrillex mix he'd been working on and the party goers tore apart his table and threw the pieces out the windows and against the walls.

 

Rather than clean up the mess Nasty_Rory opted to go play video games and platinumed Hitman: Absolution.

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Brought his girlfriend home a large bunch of roses and when he walked in to her house and handed them to her, she sat them on the table and took his hand. She led him up stairs, took off all her clothes and lay on the bed in front of him.

She spread her legs wide and said...

"That's for the roses."

He looked at her and said...

"Surely a vase would be better?"

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