Revvie Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 ... is a ridiculously photogenic guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichterDxD Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Is a spy code named dutchess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backslash240 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 ... is the leader of violent gang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Once caught Big Foot in a honey trap using Kris Kardasian as the bait. (Kris is the aul doll, right? But maybe this would be more plausible if Kris is a boy....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goekie Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Walked on his momma's high heels as a toddler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Isn't wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chenardizzle Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Threw a massive party on January 29th of last year. The guest list included Na$, 2/5 of The Backstreet Boys, an Iranian Prince, Kevin Conroy and Aisha Taylor. The party got out of hand when the number of kegs hit double digits and the weight of drugs moved from grams to ounces to pounds. He awoke the next morning to a completely destroyed home. Broken bottles, used syringes, naked (and possibly dead) strippers and comatose party goers littered the floor. In the kicthen he found that all of his appliances were missing, later discovered on the roof, and someone had pooped in the sink (probably Aisha Taylor). The living room ceiling fan had been ripped down and the windows all smashed from when the DJ decided to play a Justin Beiber/Skrillex mix he'd been working on and the party goers tore apart his table and threw the pieces out the windows and against the walls. Rather than clean up the mess Nasty_Rory opted to go play video games and platinumed Hitman: Absolution. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Has hacked their way in to my home security system media archive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Was actually the one who pooped in the sink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Broke a finger while watching an adult movie... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichterDxD Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Discovered Internet porn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Brought his girlfriend home a large bunch of roses and when he walked in to her house and handed them to her, she sat them on the table and took his hand. She led him up stairs, took off all her clothes and lay on the bed in front of him. She spread her legs wide and said... "That's for the roses." He looked at her and said... "Surely a vase would be better?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Once turned back time by changing the earth's rotation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Your location is America not UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Is the reason Arrested development got cancelled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Is competing in Curling in the Winter Olympics. Go for Gold!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxTerminator Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Flipped off the devil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Has divorced three goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 He's racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Buys the X factors winner single every year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Once beat up a handicap chimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxTerminator Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 (edited) Once gave a high five to a extraterrestrial alien while laughing. Edited February 9, 2014 by XxTerminator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Tron Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Makes baseful truths about the person above him in this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Loves to stalk Dave Coulier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckDNorris Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Is being stalked by Chuck Norris and his army of tree ninja's for esoterically mention uncle Jessie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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