backslash240 Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Love long walks on the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckDNorris Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 (edited) Donkey punched his mother on a dare Edited February 9, 2014 by ChuckDNorris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Mother punched his donkey on the D.A.R.E. program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Tron Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Created a terroroist organization with Dr. Rabbit; the World's only rabbit dentist. To show off their superiority to society, They all wear Superman underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 You farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goekie Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Likes to dance while showering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 ... likes to read aloud (emphasis on the loud) excerpts from the Barrens general Chat in Children's Hospitals, crowded subways (the sandwich shop, not the transport), and amidst Catholic Mass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Performs for dimes and nickles on nude beaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonGarza321 Posted February 11, 2014 Author Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) his genitalia was cut off when he was 18 years old and replaced with the genitalia of a murderer, it is because of this that every women he dates "mysteriously" dies in bed. The reports read that Dark Mark stated "they couldn't handle this" and has gone on undiscovered...until now Edited February 11, 2014 by LeonGarza321 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxTerminator Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Slapped a wild tiger in the face & got away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Once fingered a warthog for a completely non-veterinary reason.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Is Lukes' REAL father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Occasionally crosses the path of reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Thinks he's Jesus..... sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Eats roadkill for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (You don't even want to know what's for dessert!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Seductively ate pure butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabmorais_2011 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Hates everything Japanese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Knows what you did last summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichterDxD Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Released zombies on a small Mediterranean island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 ... was politely terminated from his job after attending the office Christmas party dressed as Ilsa, She-Wolf of the S.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnePieceDude Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Attempted Assassin Creed parkour in real life. Failed within 2 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Eats entire tubes of Chap Stick whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Experienced pink toaster violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabmorais_2011 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Sole-handedly rendered a whole subspecies of poisonous South American spiders extinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Is a N-gage fanboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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