-Dark Mark- Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Sold their body for a ham sandwich.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Once performed in a porno for a video game. With another man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnePieceDude Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Played poker with Kanye West & lost because he was Stronger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asuka Langley Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Went into a Store to pawn his One Piece but got kicked out because it was a rock wrapped up in foil. *Teddie is not back, this is a one off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Started off as bass but due to a terrible accident one Tuesday morning in the orchestra pit ended up as a countertenor. Needless to say this had a dramatic consequences for the sex life but made for a great deal more work and a healthy bank balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Once live in an upside down house and made it right side up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Is the guy who yells "Free Bird!" at every single concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 After writing a letter to Santa, social services came to the house of the the then 9 year old White Walls. Apparently the letter had been addressed to Satan at the north pole and had requested that the dark decent upon his parents due to the abuse that he was receiving - namely having to do chores and get homework done on friday so that the weekend was his own. Social services took the 9 year old away to put him in a protective environment. After 3 years of being rode senseless by his protectors, young Walls was allowed to return to his parents. He wrote a letter to Santa every year since AND he has always made sure that it was spelt correctly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Once tried to roll his brother down the bowling alley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Lives in a volcano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoeRequiem Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Burns my bread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Has Bieber hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Owes me 37 dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Rolling on the floor laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) Actually likes Yosuke more than Risette... Edited February 16, 2014 by Beyondthegrave07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Is about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backslash240 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Loves surströmming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Once ejaculated into a working toaster and got the shock of his life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Owns a male-styled Hooters restaurant called "Balls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly_Cooper_FTW Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Puts his penis in poo poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Poops in his pants. Daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Once attempted a Sonic Boom whilst cycling on the Seaford-Oyster Bay Expressway. It took 27 ambulances, 3 hospitals, 9 fire tenders, 16 dump trucks and a heavy rain storm to clean up the mess. Edited February 18, 2014 by Nasty_Rory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broy300 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Tried to copulate with a chicken.......many,many times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Knows that isn't a lie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxTerminator Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Is an experienced necromancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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