Melty Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Has 3 personalities within him. A man, a woman, and a sentient being from a distant planet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 is sharing his bed with a Xenomorph. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Has shape-shifting powers, and shifted into a bucket of water 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 was recently divorced, citing irreconcilable differences, after stating that Bill Skarsgard was the the superior Pennywise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 got drunk and had sex with a goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 is selling roasted Chocobos in his town's market. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Became the head of Playstation and banned all JRPGs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 has a 14 foot pagan fertility idol riveted to their bedroom ceiling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Believes the world is encased in a cube, being observed by superior entities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 thinks that the moon is made of cheese. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 is the only person in whole of history to be converted by a street preacher. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 is the beard that will lead humanity to its own destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 was to one who introduced drugs to Lindsay Lohan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 holds 51% of all stock in PornHub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 is trying to make a super weapon using LEGOs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 is a cheerleader for the NY Giants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 is a giant cheerleader named Enwai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 is developing a soda that could melt your face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 is high as a kite and is explaining the mysteries of the universe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Is exchanging his Pokémon for gremlins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Believes that Santa Claus is the easter bunny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Has the superpower to melt his enemies! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Is Taylor Swift's ghost writer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oturan Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Wants to see the world burn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Started a change.org petition to double the number of Land Before Time sequels by 2020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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