Iris Heart Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 went to Las Vegas, after hiring a stripper and seeing her die after the table where she was dancing did break, he buried her in the desert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Put their excrement in cookies they baked and gave them to their lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 14 hours ago, Melty said: Put their excrement in cookies they baked and gave them to their lover LOL; that wasn't a lie... BTW. will gonna travel around the world in a Zeppelin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Is Donald Trump's psychical therapist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Is the worst Persona waifu out there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Will never get revenge on Murdoc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 .. is too deviant for deviantart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 moonlights as a clown that works for people that have a pee fetish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 has an extensive collection of Hello Kitty anal beads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 sells booty scratchers at Fenway Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) wants to be the caliph instead of the caliph. Edited May 14, 2018 by Iris Heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Got trained by Master Splinter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 is Shredder!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 is selling illegal drugs to the tank top community 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir-Syzygy Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 @Melty is cheating on their spouse with acclaimed snake man-eater @TheEyeOfSa and is expecting their first child in 3 days time. They will name it Jack. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace5959 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 @Crispy78923 is no longer farming radishes with @Dreakon13, instead he's farming them with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 is Krilin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 spent the 80's & 90's attending television focus groups and board meetings to make the same suggestion: Add an annoying kid character to the show that ends up saving the heroes! Nobody watches Star Trek TNG for to see a bunch of space adventurers, add a kid! Nobody watches TMNT to see mutant fighting, add a kid! Nobody cares about the Ghostbusters, add a few kids! All the shows are doing it, and botching it terribly, but I'm confident it'll work this time and not be remembered solely as source of nerd rage in the coming decades! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Is Jesus's second cousin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Has a body pillow of his waifu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 ... once had a glass of warm mulled wine, the taste of which convinced them the human race was too sick to be allowed to continue it's existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 will gonna be a giant garlic after the cocoon phase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 was riding a unicycle and yelled "poop a wheelie" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 's Dr. Suess themed electronica band, Thunder Once Ler, just topped the charts in Pakistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 his beard actually barely knows how to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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