Make a baseless lie about the person above you

[Iris Heart 12,312]

went to Las Vegas, after hiring a stripper and seeing her die after the table where she was dancing did break, he buried her in the desert.

[Melty 3,355]

Put their excrement in cookies they baked and gave them to their lover 

[Iris Heart 12,312]

14 hours ago, Melty said:

Put their excrement in cookies they baked and gave them to their lover 

 

LOL; that wasn't a lie... BTW.

 

will gonna travel around the world in a Zeppelin.

[Melty 3,355]

Is Donald Trump's psychical therapist 

[30 Year Old Boomer 4,050]

Is the worst Persona waifu out there.  

[Melty 3,355]

Will never get revenge on Murdoc 

[siuilarun 326]

.. is too deviant for deviantart.

[Melty 3,355]

moonlights as a clown that works for people that have a pee fetish 

[siuilarun 326]

has an extensive collection of Hello Kitty anal beads.

[Melty 3,355]

sells booty scratchers at Fenway Park  

[Iris Heart 12,312]

wants to be the caliph instead of the caliph.

 

Edited May 14, 2018 by Iris Heart

[Melty 3,355]

Got trained by Master Splinter

 

[Iris Heart 12,312]

is Shredder!!!!

 

[Melty 3,355]

is selling illegal drugs to the tank top community 

[Sir-Syzygy 526]

@Melty is cheating on their spouse with acclaimed snake man-eater @TheEyeOfSa and is expecting their first child in 3 days time. They will name it Jack. 

[TheEyeOfSa 81]

@Crispy78923 is no longer farming radishes with @Dreakon13, instead he's farming them with me.

[Iris Heart 12,312]

is Krilin.

[siuilarun 326]

spent the 80's & 90's attending television focus groups and board meetings to make the same suggestion: Add an annoying kid character to the show that ends up saving the heroes! Nobody watches Star Trek TNG for to see a bunch of space adventurers, add a kid! Nobody watches TMNT to see mutant fighting, add a kid! Nobody cares about the Ghostbusters, add a few kids! All the shows are doing it, and botching it terribly, but I'm confident it'll work this time and not be remembered solely as source of nerd rage in the coming decades!

[Melty 3,355]

Is Jesus's second cousin 

[30 Year Old Boomer 4,050]

Has a body pillow of his waifu.  

[siuilarun 326]

... once had a glass of warm mulled wine, the taste of which convinced them the human race was too sick to be allowed to continue it's existence.

[Iris Heart 12,312]

will gonna be a giant garlic after the cocoon phase.

[Melty 3,355]

was riding a unicycle and yelled "poop a wheelie"

[siuilarun 326]

's Dr. Suess themed electronica band, Thunder Once Ler, just topped the charts in Pakistan.

[Iris Heart 12,312]

his beard actually barely knows how to read.