Popular Post Alos88 Posted June 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) Wait, stop. I know what you're going to say. "This is just another mindless five second plat!" I know, I know. I was like you, once. I had gorged myself on the lesser fries of the world, the regular 'Jumping Fries' that offered plenty of salt and no nutritional value. My wallet was emptier but my heart remained full... of emptiness. But I was a fool, friends. I thought I had known happiness before the gift that is this game, but after today I can no longer be satisfried by lesser titles. Why? Read on. TURBO takes the core foundation on which these games are made and improves it in every way. More graphics, more jumping, and that oh-so-satisfying secret sauce- TURBO. I have no idea how I got this far in my gaming life without it. Now some of you may wonder why I haven't got the game on my profile... well, alas, in my haste I chose to play on my other account in fear I wouldn't enjoy the game- and for my hubris, and my stupidity, I must make amends... never will TURBO grace my trophy list...the greatest Hell is to be forever inches from Heaven. TLDR: Was alright. 3/10. Edited June 2, 2022 by Alos88 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Smashero Posted June 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 TURBO -> So 3 mins plat will be now 1 min plat. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sealightbreeze Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 So basically it’s just improved graphics for another cash grab? Instead of just the regular version now there’s two 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Deadly_Ha_Ha Posted June 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) The community making jokes is the only good thing to come from these games existing. Still not worth it but at least there's humor. Unless it gets deleted... Edited June 2, 2022 by Deadly_Ha_Ha 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charxsetsuna Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 The jumping fries apocalypse has clearly arrived. We must protect the non jumping fries trophy lists on the recent trophy lists list. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post You Posted June 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) It's honestly just crazy, to think that we were making jokes about this game and what the sequel would be like, and then the "sequel" came out..... later on TODAY. This is new levels of idiocy. 5 minutes ago, Deadly_Ha_Ha said: The community making jokes is the only good thing to come from these games existing. Still not worth it but at least there's humor. Unless it gets deleted... I don't even know why the mods even delete/lock these threads. I mean yeah sure, we were moaning about EZPZ trophies. But this is different, we're not even mocking the trophies anymore. More like, how on earth have the standards of gaming got so low? Anyway I guess the mods will be along to lock / delete this thread as well. At this rate, psnprofiles are soon going to need to employ a member. Just to delete these kind of threads. Edited June 2, 2022 by enaysoft 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charxsetsuna Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, enaysoft said: It's honestly just crazy, to think that we were making jokes about this game and what the sequel would be like, and then the "sequel" came out..... later on TODAY. This is new levels of idiocy. I don't even know why the mods even delete/lock these threads. I mean yeah sure, we were moaning about EZPZ trophies. But this is different, we're not even mocking the trophies anymore. More like, how on earth have the standards of gaming got so low? Anyway I guess the mods will be along to lock / delete this thread as well. At this rate, psnprofiles are soon going to need to employ a member. Just to delete these kind of threads. I don't get the harm of making fun of these games either honestly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylobe Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Wish I could play this, but my AliExpress controller only has a TARBO button. Hope the devs release a compatibility patch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_Gorbatschow Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Not sure how long those "the jumping X,Y" games will continue, but the last one will have to be "the jumping trophy hunter" as of all the recent server shutdowns..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post You Posted June 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 31 minutes ago, charxsetsuna said: I don't get the harm of making fun of these games either honestly. Awful things deserve to be mocked. It's weird that we now live in a world where anything, no matter how terrible has to be accepted for some reason. Because some people are into, the said things. Well, as I always say, people like Hakoom, and Ikemenzi and all the guys up top. That wallet of theirs needs ever increasingly larger pockets to buy all this stuff... 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_Gorbatschow Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, enaysoft said: Awful things deserve to be mocked. It's weird that we now live in a world where anything, no matter how terrible has to be accepted for some reason. Because some people are into, the said things. Well, as I always say, people like Hakoom, and Ikemenzi and all the guys up top. That wallet of theirs needs ever increasingly larger pockets to buy all this stuff... If I could I would force my children to get more trophies for me while I am busy with work to earn some money for more trophi Edited June 2, 2022 by Alex_Gorbatschow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post aZombieDictator Posted June 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 41 minutes ago, charxsetsuna said: I don't get the harm of making fun of these games either honestly. Because the people who play them go absolutely insane and will attack you for making fun of what they fill their profile with. They need to feel accomplished for doing all that, so naturally any jokes against those games is seen as mocking the people who spam them. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepEyes7 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, charxsetsuna said: I don't get the harm of making fun of these games either honestly. Because making fun of this type of games makes you an elitist and it hurts some people feelings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alos88 Posted June 2, 2022 Author Share Posted June 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, DeepEyes7 said: Because making fun of this type of games makes you an elitist and it hurts some people feelings... Oh come on. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Raveniteh Posted June 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 37 minutes ago, Alex_Gorbatschow said: If I could I would force my children to get more trophies for me while I am busy with work to earn some money for more trophi Or you could force your children to work while you get trophies. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charxsetsuna Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, DeepEyes7 said: Because making fun of this type of games makes you an elitist and it hurts some people feelings... People in this thread are mostly just making fun of the games not the people playing them. It's wrong to make fun of the people playing them, but last i checked games don't have feelings. You could argue that the developer's are being bullied too in some cases which also is wrong. Edited June 2, 2022 by charxsetsuna Detail 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mega-tallica Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, aZombieDictator said: Because the people who play them go absolutely insane and will attack you for making fun of what they fill their profile with. They need to feel accomplished for doing all that, so naturally any jokes against those games is seen as mocking the people who spam them. No different than the people against these games that will go insane and attack these games for simply existing like it's somehow offensive. No different than a 'legit' trophy hunter worrying about the quality of games on their list because they want validation of their accomplishments when others view it and games like this are somehow below some superficial standard in what is allowed in trophy hunting and what shouldn't be. If you don't like the games then don't play them, it's that simple. There's no harm in something simply existing that you entirely have the freewill and option to not play if you don't want to. Mocking them in good fun is fine, hell the games are practically designed to be mocked and not be taken seriously, but acting personally offended that these games just exist and other people do choose to play them is what is actually insane to me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Alos88 Posted June 2, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 Guys, I made this thread to poke fun at the concept of a TURBO version being made literally at the same time as the original, in spite of nobody knowing what the TURBO extras even are, if they exist at all. Let's not turn this into something serious that needs to be dissected and treated like a real-world issue, this isn't Twitter. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mega-tallica Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Just now, Alos88 said: Guys, I made this thread to poke fun at the concept of a TURBO version being made literally at the same time as the original, in spite of nobody knowing what the TURBO extras even are, if they exist at all. Let's not turn this into something serious that needs to be dissected and treated like a real-world issue, this isn't Twitter. What'd you expect this was going to devolve into, dude? This is what all these kinds of threads alluding to these games devolve to which is why they usually get locked right away and why this one will too shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Alos88 Posted June 2, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, mega-tallica said: What'd you expect this was going to devolve into, dude? This is what all these kinds of threads alluding to these games devolve to which is why they usually get locked right away and why this one will too shortly. It sucks that the mods cater to the tiniest minority with the thinnest of skins when all we're really doing is poking fun at the game and not them. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mega-tallica Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Just now, Alos88 said: It sucks that the mods cater to the tiniest minority with the thinnest of skins when all we're really doing is poking fun at the game and not them. Welcome to PSNProfiles where only conversations where everybody agrees with each other are allowed. If you want fun, then you're in the wrong place. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aZombieDictator Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) 25 minutes ago, mega-tallica said: No different than the people against these games that will go insane and attack these games for simply existing like it's somehow offensive. No different than a 'legit' trophy hunter worrying about the quality of games on their list because they want validation of their accomplishments when others view it and games like this are somehow below some superficial standard in what is allowed in trophy hunting and what shouldn't be. If you don't like the games then don't play them, it's that simple. There's no harm in something simply existing that you entirely have the freewill and option to not play if you don't want to. Mocking them in good fun is fine, hell the games are practically designed to be mocked and not be taken seriously, but acting personally offended that these games just exist and other people do choose to play them is what is actually insane to me. You literally just proved my point. Good job. 26 minutes ago, charxsetsuna said: People in this thread are mostly just making fun of the games not the people playing them. It's wrong to make fun of the people playing them, but last i checked games don't have feelings. You could argue that the developer's are being bullied too in some cases which also is wrong. This so much. So many times you try to talk/make jokes about ezpz and the defenders of them come by like you're talking crap about them and not the games. As clearly seen here... Edited June 2, 2022 by aZombieDictator 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Ha_Ha Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 24 minutes ago, mega-tallica said: Mocking them in good fun is fine, hell the games are practically designed to be mocked and not be taken seriously They're designed to give people fast platinum trophies at very low cost for high volume sales. The reason making jokes about these games works is because the games are a joke. Try making jokes about Sony Sad Dad games like God of War; you'll get your head ripped off. But try making jokes about these games and you'll just have the threads deleted. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepEyes7 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 31 minutes ago, charxsetsuna said: People in this thread are mostly just making fun of the games not the people playing them. It's wrong to make fun of the people playing them, but last i checked games don't have feelings. You could argue that the developer's are being bullied too in some cases which also is wrong. It was sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post aZombieDictator Posted June 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Deadly_Ha_Ha said: They're designed to give people fast platinum trophies at very low cost for high volume sales. The reason making jokes about these games works is because the games are a joke. Try making jokes about Sony Sad Dad games like God of War; you'll get your head ripped off. But try making jokes about these games and you'll just have the threads deleted. Yep, they're literally made so you can just buy your platinums. They know they can pump out whatever they want and even re release the same games because people keep buying them. And its really annoying when you wanna browse games and the new trophy lists and store is just full of the crap. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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