Popular Post Infected Elite Posted November 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2022 (edited) Starting this since dad jokes need their own thread. Post any that you have, be it just written, or memes of dad jokes. Ive always been a fan of dad jokes but @enaysoft inspired this thread ---- why did the cookie go to the doctor? it was feeling crumby Edited November 30, 2022 by Infected Elite 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post You Posted November 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2022 Where does your mom come from? Alaska! Don't worry I'll ask her myself. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Tiger Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 What did 50 do when he got hungry? 58. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sicho Posted November 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2022 Dad, I'm hungry! Hello Hungry, I'm dad! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegeth Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 It was my friend's birthday the otherday. I got him a glass elephant for his room. He said, "thanks for the elephant." I said, "Don't mention it." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GoonerLukeThe Posted November 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2022 what did the traffic light say to the other? Don't look I'm changing 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post You Posted December 1, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2022 I told this joke a few months ago on here (and I stole it from someone else) --- Some people call me Hadoken, because I'm Down Right Punch-able. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infected Elite Posted December 1, 2022 Author Share Posted December 1, 2022 why are elevator jokes so good? they work on many levels 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 An actual joke from my Dad, in the 90s So when watching the Star Trek Next Generation, Picard would often command the ship and say "Fire at Will!" In which my dad would always say "Poor old Will..." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Breakingthegreen Posted December 1, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2022 When they sell a sink, but don't include the taps advertised. That's a Faux Set. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infected Elite Posted December 1, 2022 Author Share Posted December 1, 2022 Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoonerLukeThe Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 30/11/2022 at 1:17 PM, Sicho said: Dad, I'm hungry! Hello Hungry, I'm dad! this is the most dad joke ever tbh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DaivRules Posted December 2, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2022 When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Countrydude1989 Posted December 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2022 Hey, are you alright? No, im half left. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) Hold on! Can you just wait 1 second? Ok......1.......TIME'S UP!!! Edited December 8, 2022 by enaysoft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Viper Posted December 6, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 6, 2022 If two Vegans are arguing....is it still considered beef? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infected Elite Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 where do you learn to make ice cream? sundae school 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zizimonster Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 "Mom, Dad... how did I come into existence?" "It's the lust of us." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 "Dad! I've got a runny nose!" "Well you'd better chase after it then!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Infected Elite Posted December 7, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2022 "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zizimonster Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 What does coffee do during a meetup? Coffee talk. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infected Elite Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 i searched for a lighter on amazon, all i could find were 6000 matches. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infected Elite Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Chipotle Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 this topic is gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Have you seen that ridiculous 1 on 1 fighting game? It's got bears, pandas, kangaroos and lizards in it... Yeah, I think it's all Tekken the piss. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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