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If you need any help in here I can help to get this with the latest adjustements of the story

 

I'm also participating in this so I could do this too.

Feel free to help! I don't have a laptop right now, so it would take way too long for me down to fit from my phone, lol. Just make any necessary adjustments to help it make sense as a story.

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Feel free to help! I don't have a laptop right now, so it would take way too long for me down to fit from my phone, lol. Just make any necessary adjustments to help it make sense as a story.

 

Do you know how I can edit your post of the story? If not I will just write it down here and you tell them to watch my post.

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OK just put search in your post to tell the people to come to this post and watch the story of our members.

 

So now the story will restart to be sure to have all the story here. And will be updated everytime whenever I'm possible to do that.

 

For now the story is in the post 580 in that forum.

 

WARNING: If there is any words in italic then I had to make a change because someone later said something and the 2 things had nothing to do with the other.

 

Example.: eating human flesh llamas eating toes

 

See? Don’t make sense so I’ll add something to make them work together. I’m trying to don’t modify the story the PSN Profiles Universe created, but as you can see I have to make a change here and there to get this an amazing story made by an amazing cast of users with great creativity.

 

ALSO: The story is too big so will be in spoilers.

 

 

Long time ago when dragons lived and Princess Nakita gave birth to shit their pants and she decided she would became the pokemon master. She was hitchhiking to the kitchen for a snack. All off’a sudden a colossal platypus appeared out of the middle of nowhere, and she asked the beast if she could pet him but it’s skin was soo dirty that she couldn’t touch the beast’s head. So she decided instead she would call a friend play the best song ever – 1D’s “Best Song Ever”. Suddenly the beast started to twerk like Miley Cyrus and the Princess scared so much that she vomited and started dying. Dieing, she saw a genie lamp and differet colored potions. Was she dead already or on LSD?

 

She took a potion and discovered that she could dance and that she started to dance like she was having a seizure and then 3 talent judges said “You suck so goodbye Las Vegas.” But then the potion made her replenish her HP and went to ride the platypus but then a giant giraffe started to do wizardry. “We can’t stop” so a witch, with a mohawk, who loves metal and wears a strap-on dildo. Almost destroyed someone’s Harley Davidson Motorcycle with a big Captain Planet cosplayer but Mario appeared to pour pasta on your pajamas with a golden spoon to make infinite amount of the biggest mushrooms that are poisonous. Still, she ate the spoon’s mushrooms with little poison a juicy mango was eaten by the little mermaid who screamed loud “I’M HUMAN NOW!”. The witch suddenly casted spells to the mermaid though transformed into a real life supermodel that grows leeks and garlic for a very strange guy called Jimmy who wears a coconut hat and palm leaf pants.

 

Jimmy decided to ride to Mexico before his monkey steal his belongings including a photo of his precious sweaty hand towels used by MC (Miley Cyrus) during one of her twerking sessions. Without any notice that she was jumping down from a helicopter wearing only a singing monkey tongue. The witch then cast a spell on Miley and she transformed into a stupid girl in award show that really stinks of moldy cheese. Robin was like “Gross, that stinks” because Miley took one up the ban list. Killed in action because he was watching too much awkward Mexican Porn. When he was supposed to kill the queen of butthole land in a pink dress on Bloode Sunday. But everything changed as he sucked all of the corn cob pipes because he was voted the best trophy hunter in the West America. But then he realized he was sick to death of his annoying mother in law and he planned to get rid of his wife by using his terrifying, giant moist waterslide of doom! Then he said “Ma! I’m going to hell for bleeding all over my barbie doll collection, which is no longer needed because I am an action figure that only has pelvic floor muscles and perky tits that attract ladies makes them wet like a waterfall that flows to the dragon realm.”

 

Thus, a morbid and angry mom rode the platypus to the beach and then decided to kill everyone just for sex. Suddenly huge and ready to burst the fire nation suddenly exploded on my vase collection which was disguised as some boring Kentucky Fried Chicken leftovers from Tuesday afternoon. She then respawned the dead zombie tentacle monster who then raped all her pokemon at the land of Uranus. Later she could not insert her spoons into Uranus, so she tried another form of insertion. So she went to the castle to grab a sword that never meant to be a sword in that very damaged heavy stoned filled with all of his powers of confusion. This meant to confuse your enemies, you simply can slice through air before them. So she used her hand to create a giant that can smash through magical barriers which electrifies any killer English muffins sent her way to the place where no one leaves with hope nor eternal despair.

 

Everything changed when the KKK crafted a defunct killer with only one Katana of Darkness that brings anyone to their knees even they don’t understand true power of the one Jesus Christ Superstar who will be given the chance to have the sword of badassery which will slice the Cañada Kingdom into cubes of 4D yellow snow which smells like piss.

 

Meanwhile, in the batcave, Alfred gets some water to quench his thirst that made people die from once taken with a pack of chemical X supplements it will spread throughout Gotham City and to Midgar while unleashing chaos in the bedrooms. But, after he had remembered that giving birth suffered in his pants. He was really going to murder the jellies, prinnies and babies. But after the Tsundere and Yandere Boys with no pants all went commando Michael Jackson danced until he died.

 

Sometime later, the princess finally returned holding a giant golden frying pan possessing magic powers capable of turning any level one weapon to a spoon used for eating human flesh and also for llamas eating toes and grape Jell-O which makes no sense because everything seems random. Sometimes theres screaming fish that kill anyone that flops like a Magikarp which evolved to a flopping human. Picking up speed like a crazy racer on meth, the cloned platypus snorted some drugs and snorted so much meth that he stopped getting drips.

 

Three posts later, the platypus left and a Kunoichi appeard from nowhere swinging a giant into the air. Then nothing but giant’s blood fell on a chair & then crystallized into more drugs. Which somehow landed on the moon and it froze. The frozen drugs that I smuggled through DRIFTER_X7’s rectum and out the chaotic realm of darkness & despair tore through the big ugly monster.

 

Meanwhile, in Japan Mothra was breeding with a Prinny in a greenhouse that froze over in the summer which makes sense because mothra was having a popsicle with Abraham Lincoln whose beard was on fire from alien plasma beams fired by Zeus.

 

During the time an endless Armageddon “Go boys, GO!” said Zeus as the terrifying trashcans wobbled into the face of his severely obese nephew who nearly crushed all his enemies except for the obese elephant pig who shot himself in the ass with a bajo that can travel anywhere except the ruin kingdom of Wasabi, where Ravenclaw defeated the hairy banana with eyes.

 

And then that damn turtle wizard summoned a Deathclaw to tame the beast of Birmigham and then suddenly a wild Celeby overdosed on bad corn & made a horrible screech. Miranda ran in and saw Celebi buck naked beside her daughter there and got mad then grabbed the Celebi by its hot butter knife wings that spewed molten air conditioners from behind the vase in the dark cave, afterwords they flew towards a wall. But he ate chicken so he hugged Santa, while singing Prayer by Disturbed. But Santa stopped and then Spongebob came from nowhere holding a machete and killed Santa. The lobster said “What the Hell! Santa was helping!” But Spongebob replied “Oh my God! That was Santa?!”

 

100 years later, with Santa gone, Spongebob’s son was sailing the seas looking for the last Santa’s gift. But then he spotted a giant burning Christmas tree that had Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis dripping onto the son of Santa’s stomach, which caused a strongly giant tumor to emerge from his eyes. As a result, he bled green jelly bears, which they can eat with caramel, but it is dangerous because Cinderella was taking it from a hooker named Ryan the 61st which was abducted about 21 hours before Timothy peed hit him hit an old shovel that belonged to the mighty fella who was called a farmer at McNugget’s unique dressings. He kicks cow mumbling “Mervina” because he had problems which he creates oatmeal raisin cookies but his son Jonathan, was always naughty, that he would go and, with a lightsaber kill his babysitter, then go back to cocoon, to see the insects that eat the dead bodies up before turning into a big beetle which turns into a three headed betle that has four chimera heads Jonathan, the 7-headed beetle that destroys baby’s lollipops, because he is always a good plant. But sometimes, when he hunts puppies the puppies turn into medusa, scarying him into stone and then afterwards hamburgers fell from rainbow clouds, making fat guys happy because resident evil is an incoherent scary place where zombies have proms. While that, in some way is crazy, it is possibly awesome, but not so much frog that jumps out of nowhere to neveland, causing Captain Hook to explode in joy.

 

But the Princess puked puppies, making them grow up into fairies, with twinkle twinkle powers that opened the hidden mysterious shack that shows the gorgeous “Poo”, not some good stuff making three dance. Spongebob has returned to kill Santa. But Spongebob's son wasn't ready for being an inconsiderate making his mother beg for cock. Later she didn't swallow the pill but ate cake and she later called Pegasus to fly with her to the market to buy ham to be seductive to spongebob but he killed her. The platypus witnessed the scene, calling "Squidward Tentacles" a friend to bake cookies that would make any man tear the intestine of chocobos, making one huge pile of brownies eating aliens that would otherwise be totally awesome.

 

So after that, the summoner got three brownies sings amazingly, making Katy Perry sound horrible but then aliens came and ate the brownies making the bard transform into a Ifrit Bard, making cookies when zombies started drawing Pikachu. Soon after, Lady Varna died,. At her funeral Donald made tacos and then Kupo revived Varna using the legendary revive technice called ... Revive. Lady Varna then sand "The Doom" in the shower making the bards want to sing along. Later, Azuna went to lego land and bought undies after that he got a hairpin to sell at McDonald's, he couldn't read the menu. Afterwards he went to StarBucks to get a fried latte, because it tastes good in another timeline.

 

In the next chapter, Kittlen did a guitar solo. Whitout Tifa, leading horny frogs into a pudding swamp. Later on, they...

 

 

This story was written in the forum 3 "Word Sentence Story". Contribute to help us make a greater story than it already is.

 

Persons who contributed and how many times (list is also big, is in spoilers):

 

Lightinig_FinalF - 65

BrunoBomb – 57

-Dark Mark- - 46

BlueFireReaper – 40

Masamune_316 – 35

TheLastSurvivorD - 33

faisalc64 - 26

NightWing127 – 23

KyashanHikari – 17

MrSwagTwiceOver – 14

dontrustme_ - 13

Cyb3r3ll4 – 12

TonyCROGamingHD - 12

Shin - 11

Nasty_Rory – 10

DRIFTER_X7 – 9

daniel_flavia – 8

electrifryer - 7

Goekie – 7

Blue Flare – 6

Neko2795 - 6

GamepartnersTV – 5

Absolute Brawl3r – 4

Androcer – 4

USFOODSMaN – 4

Demon - 3

greyfox1296 - 3

Its_Rainbow_Dash - 3

RachP13 - 3

savageamusement - 3

skinner49 - 3

Sra-000 - 3

theitdemon - 3

Triniplayer101 - 3

acasser - 2

DarKNesS_X - 2

dio234424642 - 2

health_577 - 2

Hiro - 2

Ichiban-Hybrid - 2

jeieem - 2

MacJunegrand - 2

Marvel-J-375 - 2

NICK16_06 - 2

SleeppingForest - 2

starhope39 - 2

Starrk_01 - 2

TheNastyChocobos - 2

WhiteWalls7 - 2

AllHope1sGone - 1

AlteredFormula - 1

awesome_guy_9000 - 1

BasickAlphabit - 1

Beyondthegrave07 - 1

C4G4SS - 1

ChampionPrince - 1

Dante_196 - 1

DarknessKey92 - 1

DarkStar83x - 1

dirt_54 - 1

Dirty Stinking Hobo - 1

DrBloodmoney - 1

fabmorais_2011 - 1

Fierce_DeityX1 - 1

hismoie1 - 1

JoeTootell - 1

kaiige10 - 1

KaiOliverTaylor - 1

KellyAnne - 1

KillCount2121 - 1

LDKRyden - 1

LeonGarza321 - 1

Mr_Hej - 1

Ninjagamer29 - 1

OnePieceDude - 1

PrinceOfPeace - 1

ProGamerX56 - 1

Ramonachan - 1

Riptide1217 - 1

Sawyer-Ford34 - 1

SreechingOwl - 1

SilverRex23 - 1

Stevieboy - 1

Sun_emperor1 - 1

The_Blackout_Kid - 1

TheAkittaja123 - 1

ThePupleheat97 - 1

TheSecretPartner - 1

TheYuriG - 1

uVclouDz - 1

Vercrios - 1

xZoneHunter - 1

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OK just put search in your post to tell the people to come to this post and watch the story of our members.

 

So now the story will restart to be sure to have all the story here.

 

Brought to you by BrunoBomb

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Wait you confused me a bit with the story restarting, you mean that you will repost the beginning? You understand that I just copied from the other thread, yes? Sorry but I'm not too bright right now, lol.

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Wait you confused me a bit with the story restarting, you mean that you will repost the beginning? You understand that I just copied from the other thread, yes? Sorry but I'm not too bright right now, lol.

 

Yes I know. I will work on here but gonna use the posts in that forum. While I'm reading the story again (and laugh again) I will put the name of the contributers but I will be the person that brings the story in it's full version. Which means you don't to view many posts and many pages for the story. So don't worry my friend this work is in good hands trust me. Do you trust me? Because I trust me. And remember. "There is 1 person better than me. And that's me."

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Yes I know. I will work on here but gonna use the posts in that forum. While I'm reading the story again (and laugh again) I will put the name of the contributers but I will be the person that brings the story in it's full version. Which means you don't to view many posts and many pages for the story. So don't worry my friend this work is in good hands trust me. Do you trust me? Because I trust me. And remember. "There is 1 person better than me. And that's me."

Hahaha, alright man. It's in your hands now. ;)

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Come in people. The story of PSN Profiles has been published. Please read it all and comment down below!  :lol: Don't think this a work made just by me. If it wasn't by every person in the 2nd list we won't have this story.  :lol:

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Amazing job so far guys and all who participated (including me). Now we're gonna have to do this again in 2 years time lol oh boy...

 

Hey! Hey!

 

I said I will be updating that OK? So just wait and whenever I'm available and see new posts there I will continue

Story updated to post 504

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