First person to make me laugh gets a $10 PSN gift card!

[Troz 2,133]

I did this in 2021, nobody could make me laugh before (out of 99 submissions). Let's see if that changes this year. Here's how it works:

 

- Only one reply per person

- Quickest replies get read first

- Only 24 hours from when this post goes live to submit something

- You can submit a joke in text OR one image

- If NOBODY is able to make me laugh after 24 hours, I will randomly generate a number to pick somebody anyways. So might as well comment anyways.

- MUST like this post

 

Get joking!! Also, like other people's posts if you enjoy their jokes.

Edited January 14 by Troz

[kkulifay 711]

 

Edited January 14 by kkulifay

[veinte-justo 93]

Ay Caramba?

[AlphaLiquid-X 126]

My local baker loves showing off his dog. She was artisanally bred.

[DizzyDavidson 2,417]

I just came for the jokes. 

Edited January 14 by DizzyDavidson

[Heazie-Man 22]

I farted so hard that my kitten who was under the blankets in my crotch ran out.  He never cared before.  May have been because this time I wasn't so lucky that it was only gas......... 

Yes, I pooped myself. 

[whodeygamer 522]

What do you call a 60 year old flying in a fighter jet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Sonic BOOMER!

[Void 974]

Jokes do not always translate well to written text, lets see how this goes.

7 minutes ago, Heazie-Man said:

I farted so hard that my kitten who was under the blankets in my crotch ran out.  He never cared before.  May have been because this time I wasn't so lucky that it was only gas......... 

Yes, I pooped myself. 

so what you are saying is that you shit the cat

Edited January 14 by Void

[ZitMeatloaf 1,422]

Did you hear about the dehydrated Frenchman? Despite his best efforts to urinate, he could only Pierre.

[JAK-KRIEG 630]

How about watching a comedy show if you are this desperate to laugh i recommend Dave Chappelle or Ricky Gervais, good luck?

[MrShovelware 91]

As I know there’s going to be people reading this post I wanted to give some quick life advice that I feel is important.

 

If you ever have to buy a cucumber at the supermarket make sure you buy it with vaseline so the cashier doesn’t think you’re a vegan. 

Edited January 14 by MrShovelware

[FilmFanatic 3,204]

I’ll give you a $10 PSN card if you laugh at my post.

[Dry 828]

Epic plot twist:

 

[Camokidd87 244]

The jumping taco will one day be hailed game of the year! If you cant laugh at that idk hahahaha

[Big_Bobs_Beeper 79]

Have a giggle, enjoy a chuckle, secure a laugh or roll on the floor at

 

 

 

........ deez nuts!

[DesmaBR 3,758]

[based_gigachad 433]

[Ghost-Zeus514 174]

[jayboo1991 214]

[melodicmizery 1,008]

voting wasnt rigged

[kapomimo903 28]

Am I a clown to you?

[Tristan1427 31]

How do you get a nun pregnant ? 
 

Dress her up as an alter boy 😂😂

[B E 69]

if i were to win i would spit my earnings with everyone on this thread 

[LastMinuteSavior 2,992]

One day my Sex Education teacher brought a banana to class and told us:

 

"Today I'm gonna show you how to put on a condom.... and I brought this banana because I can't get a hard-on on an empty stomach."

 

[Thephoenixshow 259]

Edited January 14 by Thephoenixshow