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He's fine. *pokes Razza's decaying corpse*

 

Oh don't worry Selina. Our valuables are well-hidden. The only thing she'll find of ours is our dirty underwear (which I guess she could sell to Rory for a few quid).

 

Well, we have got a lot of mice and voles, my love. What do you say to a BBQ on the beach will all these delicious treats my dear Selina?

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Kicking the ever living he'll out of me at the moment Selina, throat keeps feeling like it's going to collapse on me, ears are blocked up and ringing and I have got a cold as well :( but apart from all that I'm all good :P

How's the honeymoon going Selina?

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I may have hit a cow on the way here

 

But I made something useful of it.....

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Medium Rare please Mrs Lish.

 

Oh, I have a couple of possible buyers for your used underwear.  Two Koreans and a Brazilian. 

I may have used the word Cat in the description which has gotten the Koreans interested but the Brazilian has a serious used underwear fetish and I sell most of Doods used porno costumes on to him.

 

I dont think its advisable to ask what he does with them...

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What the hell is a chocolate monkey? Oh, don't tell me. It'll probably put me off if I know! Just get me one, please, and we'll take it from there

 

Rory, are cocktails your "thing"?

 

EDIT: Ninja'd - while echoing my sentiments perfectly, Rory! 

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I had to google it Andrew.

 

There are several options to mix it apparently - about 50ml Vodka, 25 ml creme de cacao, 25 ml banana liqueur.

 

The variations then come with mixing with shattered ice or 2 scoops of ice-cream (vanilla or chocolate)

 

Drink then puke by the looks of it.

 

And I dont Ruliya as the sand gets every fecking place and is a bastard to douche out apparently. Now Sex Overlooking The Beach I can do ;)

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Things not looking good on the job front, my friend? Sounds like you would be better off without them if that is how they treat their staff. Well, you can always have a job on staff in the lair. We could use a good worker to keep the cellars tidy and look after the wines and spirits.

 

Sound like a plan Razza?

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