HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I'm very well thanks. How are you Razza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 He's fine. *pokes Razza's decaying corpse* Oh don't worry Selina. Our valuables are well-hidden. The only thing she'll find of ours is our dirty underwear (which I guess she could sell to Rory for a few quid). Well, we have got a lot of mice and voles, my love. What do you say to a BBQ on the beach will all these delicious treats my dear Selina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Ooooo bbq. Sounds yummy my love. I'm not sure even Rory would want those lol. Andy again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Yes my love? I think you underestimate Rory my love. Anyone else want some BBQ? You don't have to eat mice and voles (provided you bring your own meat) Stupid, fancy some barbecue action? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razza Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Oh Andy just sprinkle a bit of water on me and I'm sure I'll be revived again Hows the hangover treating you Mr owl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Nope. Well I don't think the hangover was that bad. Nothing a cooked breakfast couldn't take care of anyway. How's the illness Razza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razza Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Kicking the ever living he'll out of me at the moment Selina, throat keeps feeling like it's going to collapse on me, ears are blocked up and ringing and I have got a cold as well but apart from all that I'm all good How's the honeymoon going Selina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Oh no. I hope you feel better soon. The honeymoon is amazing thanks. Sun and cocktails Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I wouldn't mind some BBQ ^^ Selina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Sure Ruliya. Have you bought your own meat? Ruliya again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Um, I have some shark, whale and octopus... meat. What can I say? It's whatchya get out on the open seas! Can you do anything with it Selina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) I may have hit a cow on the way here But I made something useful of it..... Medium Rare please Mrs Lish. Oh, I have a couple of possible buyers for your used underwear. Two Koreans and a Brazilian. I may have used the word Cat in the description which has gotten the Koreans interested but the Brazilian has a serious used underwear fetish and I sell most of Doods used porno costumes on to him. I dont think its advisable to ask what he does with them... Edited September 14, 2015 by Nasty_Rory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Lol. Koreans can go away. Yes I wouldn't ask either. Chuck the meat on the bbq Rory. Andy my love, are you there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Have you missed me my love? It's OK I was just rooting around, looking for lobsters. I'm not sure that I should mess with one of those chaps though - they have a nasty nip on them. Is it cocktail time yet Selina? I think I have learnt my lesson from yesterday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Of course I missed you my love. It's always cocktail time here. Pina colada or Chocolate monkey today my love? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Chocolate Monkey? WTF is a Chocolate Monkey? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) What the hell is a chocolate monkey? Oh, don't tell me. It'll probably put me off if I know! Just get me one, please, and we'll take it from there Rory, are cocktails your "thing"? EDIT: Ninja'd - while echoing my sentiments perfectly, Rory! Edited September 14, 2015 by AndyLish007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I always like a good Sex on the Beach myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 That was last night, Ruliya. After the cocktails... Can you help Ruliya out Rory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) I had to google it Andrew. There are several options to mix it apparently - about 50ml Vodka, 25 ml creme de cacao, 25 ml banana liqueur. The variations then come with mixing with shattered ice or 2 scoops of ice-cream (vanilla or chocolate) Drink then puke by the looks of it. And I dont Ruliya as the sand gets every fecking place and is a bastard to douche out apparently. Now Sex Overlooking The Beach I can do Edited September 14, 2015 by Nasty_Rory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 It's a cocktail But yeah, sand everywhere is not good. Razza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Yes chocolate monkey is exactly what Rory said. Here in Dominican republic they also use Rum. It's really nice, just like drinking a chocolate milkshake with an extra kick. Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 OK, give me one of those. I am sure my sweet tooth and titanium liver will thank you for it *slurrrrrrp* Razza, this might help your throat. It has ice cream and everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razza Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I've already been shovelling ice cream through my face and it hasn't really helped ( though eating ice cream can't be a bad thing) Andy my owly friend I might need you to employ me when you return from honeymoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Things not looking good on the job front, my friend? Sounds like you would be better off without them if that is how they treat their staff. Well, you can always have a job on staff in the lair. We could use a good worker to keep the cellars tidy and look after the wines and spirits. Sound like a plan Razza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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