If you could create a

[SilkyJay86]

few trophies for Gta V on any which console, what would some of those be?  I for one believe with the depth and content of the game the trophy/achievement list could've been a tad more creative.  

 

 Shin Ticklin' Girth Basket

      Fall in love (can only be completed with Trevor)

 

 Sniffer's Row

      Spend 30 minutes straight in First Person Mode in the front row (of your favorite gentleman's club)

 

 Bloody Balloon Knot

      Successfully get your butthole bleached and waxed (can only be completed as Trevor or Michael)  

 

 Hard Mode

      Complete the game on "Hard Mode"

 

   Shadow_Stealth_Sniperx

       Execute a kill streak of 10 with Jimmy (Arcade Mode)

 

   Lt. Michael Hunt

       Collect less than 7% of all Collectibles (in a single playthrough)

 

  Challenge Accepted

       Complete a survival solo (start to finish)

 

 

 

 

*Names and trophies subject to change

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

        

Edited December 1, 2014 by SilkyJay86

[MrToboThe1st]

 Jack Of All Trades

Level up all characters to 100% Including your online character.

 

(If you do not understand level up all these stats to 100%)

[closertim]

Doggie style

When you complete that level when you shag that dog

[SilkyJay86]

 Jack Of All Trades

Level up all characters to 100% Including your online character.

 

(If you do not understand level up all these stats to 100%)

 

 

It's kind of fun building up all the different odd skills.   Definitely a gold.       Reward people for being mixing it up and that put a little more time into the game.  It could create a few more ideas for games based on some of those skills.  Very nicely done sir. 

 

And @ timbo,  Where's your trophy?  : P   I wish they had more storyline based trophies.  Why not?  

Edited December 1, 2014 by SilkyJay86

[Beyondthegrave07]

   Should have looked both ways...

How does that tire taste? (single player only)

 

 

 

 

 

 

^in other words, get killed by a civilian by getting hit by his/her car.

[funboy1246]

  NAILED IT

sky dive from 10,000 ft and deploy your parachute less than a 100 ft from the ground

  DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED?

Have sex with hookers/strippers 250 times

[SilkyJay86]

I really like the look both ways (there's always some very impressive collisions and rag dollage) and also the nailed it.  That seems like it would intense to pull off!

 

And boy would that shit be infected after roughing up that many hookers... and maybe there could be an additional trophy for:  On a more serious note (sometimes tough for me)

 

Come with me Hope

     Help 50 strippers/prostitutes escape their life of sex slavery     

 

 

See, while mine above are "suppose" to be funny, probably not so to many... it's interesting how quickly many of your guys creative minds came up with some worthy ideas.   

 

It would've been a cherry on top, if rockstar would've added just a few silly things into the list.  Trophies or no trophies, this game has been a blast to come back to.  I've literally been giggling like a damn school girl lately while playing online.  Not sure why but I find humor in the most simple things sometimes.

Edited December 2, 2014 by SilkyJay86

[Amonares]

 Meeting the Legend

You met CJ

 

 UFO'd

You discovered all 4 UFOs in the game

 

 U still alive?

You lived long enough to see Heists DLC in GTA: Online

 

 Big Smoke

You smoked 30 cigarettes

 

 Are You Crazy?

You bought a Shark card

 

 FFFFUUUU

You rage-quitted

 

 I Am God

You killed 6969 other GTA Online players

Edited July 13, 2021 by Amonares

[StrickenBiged]

 Perfectly Choreographed

Land a vehicle inside a passing Cargobob. (GTA Online)