Post yo mamma jokes here!

[navep9 86]

In this thread post some of your favorite yo mamma jokes!

[DaRe 229]

Yo mamma's so stupid that when I asked her to play pool she brought her bathing suit.

[SitusKiss 1,546]

old classic: You mamma's so fat that when she fell and broke her leg... gravy poured out, haha.

[Rowdi 1,391]

Yo Momma so fat, her toilet seat has shock absorbers.

[Maitre 168]

yo momma so fat, that people at the bus stop thought she was a bus. ewwwh!

[DaRe 229]

Yo mamma's so fat she uses a doughnut as a wedding ring.

[PSXtreme_ 4,272]

Your mama is so fat she has a weekend job as a drive-in movie screen.

[Chambers35 896]

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

[navep9 86]

yo mamma so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks"!

[Nasty_Rory 1,044]

Your mother is so fat that if you slapped her arse you could surf the wave!

[DaRe 229]

Yo mamma's so ugly she makes onions cry.

[Rowdi 1,391]

Yo momma glasses so thick, she could look at a map and see people waving back at her.

[DaRe 229]

Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

[navep9 86]

Yo momma so poor, kids in Africa send her money.

nice one!

Yo mamma is like Humpty Dumpty. First she gets humped, then she gets dumped!

[Shadowrider50 79]

Yo mamma so fat she had to use substr to fit on the page.

[BeautifulTorment 2,847]

Your momma's so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck.

[rondachewarrior 9]

Your momma's so hairy that when your older brother came out of her, he died of rug burn.

[Sir_Bee 3,736]

[DaRe 229]

Yo mamma's so stupid when I told her there was change in the weather she brought her coin bag.

[1973456 1,827]

Yo momma so fat she used cheat codes for wii fit

[bigbladiaman 33]

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mamma's so fat she uses a doughnut as a wedding ring.

LOL!

Edited June 11, 2012 by bigbladiaman

[BDKSimba 800]

[damon8r351 8,295]

Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass it takes her two trips.

[Beyondthegrave07 12,079]

Yo mama is so fat, children throw peanuts at her at the zoo.

[hawaiimaggie 60]

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittle came out.