navep9 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 In this thread post some of your favorite yo mamma jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Yo mamma's so stupid that when I asked her to play pool she brought her bathing suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SitusKiss Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 old classic: You mamma's so fat that when she fell and broke her leg... gravy poured out, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowdi Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Yo Momma so fat, her toilet seat has shock absorbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maitre Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 yo momma so fat, that people at the bus stop thought she was a bus. ewwwh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Yo mamma's so fat she uses a doughnut as a wedding ring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSXtreme_ Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Your mama is so fat she has a weekend job as a drive-in movie screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chambers35 Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navep9 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 yo mamma so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks"! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Your mother is so fat that if you slapped her arse you could surf the wave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Yo mamma's so ugly she makes onions cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowdi Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Yo momma glasses so thick, she could look at a map and see people waving back at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navep9 Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 Yo momma so poor, kids in Africa send her money. nice one!Yo mamma is like Humpty Dumpty. First she gets humped, then she gets dumped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowrider50 Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Yo mamma so fat she had to use substr to fit on the page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeautifulTorment Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Your momma's so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rondachewarrior Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Your momma's so hairy that when your older brother came out of her, he died of rug burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Bee Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Yo mamma's so stupid when I told her there was change in the weather she brought her coin bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1973456 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Yo momma so fat she used cheat codes for wii fit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbladiaman Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 (edited) Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mamma's so fat she uses a doughnut as a wedding ring. LOL! Edited June 11, 2012 by bigbladiaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDKSimba Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damon8r351 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass it takes her two trips. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Yo mama is so fat, children throw peanuts at her at the zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawaiimaggie Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittle came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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