zairozen Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Has not answered my previous question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 ...should logically work out that if I had to give a reminder that Mr. Sprinkles is not welcome to my house, then that must imply that he is alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Or could mean you WANT me to think he is alive. Critical thinking is void in this situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 ...is paranoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 ...Most likely is a spy from russia trying to go rouge and planning to kill everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 ...knows too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Now knows i am attempting to assainate him... Now knows i have to retreat because you know of the assassination.... Dont turn around untill i find an exit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 ...should know that I am outside, where there is no exit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 In a crowd of people? I could then resume the assassination... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 ...could, but will have to watch out for me hunting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Knows that you almost died in your sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 ...knows that he almost died in his wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Is dying. But does not know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 ...is living, but does not know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Has caused an unnecessary and illogical paradox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ...is a paradox in and of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Immanent shutdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ...does not compute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 So, i woke up in this bathroom, right? And it wasn't my house... ya know? And this small guy with two red circles on his cheek comes up on this small tv and says: "How fas can you run with cinderblocks tied to your feet?" I look down, to find cinderblocks tied to my feet, and then look up sand say: "Probably not very fast". So the guy continues, "Well i guess you won't escape alive then. Start running down the hallway. You have 25 seconds". Now the hallway was pitch black, and i'm afraid of the dark, So i say, "No. Why should i do what you tell me? I don't even know you!". So he says, "Well, with the 5 seconds you just wasted, you only have 20 seconds to reach the end and live". So I said, "Screw off cheese fart!", and just sat there with a pout on my face. So the small guy sighs and say, "You dont care if you die?", and i go "I said SCREW OFF CHEESE FART". So he mumbles something, and the chains disconnect from my feet, and i hear gunshots and spikes on the other end of the hallway. A door opens to out side, and he says im free to go. I give him the finger as i walk by, and he returns it. And the door slams behind me. Why my eyes get used to the light, i realise im in an apple store... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ...smosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ...smosh. Dang, you caught that! I thought every body here was too old for them, and wouldn't catch it. Thanks for ruining it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ...doesn't know that... I am him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDKSimba Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 is a legendary PSNP poster in the sites young existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 ...used to be one too, but has become more inactive recently. :[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Has become recently hyperactive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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