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Never Again......

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To summarize one of the worst nights of my life-

I went to a party on Saturday. Now, it was on an campground and there was a camp fire going. I had friends there, 3 guys and 2 girls. Got totally fucked up (just 7 Captain Morgan's and 4 Coors Lights) and my buddies put me to bed about 11:30.

The next thing I know, I wake up on the couch at 6:00 in my underwear. Shamus, one of my friends, is in a chair with a Coors Light and Karli is on the couch, awake. I immediately ask- "What the fuck happened?"

So Karli and Shamus fill in the blanks......

About 12:00 I woke up, walked 100 feet to the campfire, and threw up all over myself. Then, Karli and Kole stripped me down, laid my clothes on the railing of the porch to air out, and washed me off (So now I'm naked in front of 2 good friends, one I want to date). I pass out once more on the couch, mumbling to myself. Then, since my friends are at this point just as drunk, they decide to throw my clothes in the fire because they smell bad.

I exclaimed "You burned my clothes?"

Karli responds "Yeah, Wyatt threw them in the fire."

I reply "There were $200 dollars in my pants, plus the keys to my house and car!"

Shamus, putting his head in his hands, says "Oh, fuck."

I march up the stairs to Wyatt's room (still in my underwear, mind you) and give him hell. He's passed out on the bed with beer cans strewn about and a smashed bottle of Bacardi on the floor.

I bitch at him and he responds with the "Oh shit!" standard.

Anyway, I dug my char-broiled house keys from the fire. The wallet was destroyed, along with it $200 and my car keys. (I keep my license in the car). Eventually, Wyatt reluctantly paid me back for what he burned. Now its' Tuesday and I've still got to get my cards (no credit cards, just library and rewards club cards for GameStop, etc.) replaced.

I'm working on getting a debit card, because I'll be damned if I ever carry that much cash again. Hell, I doubt I'll ever drink again after this.

Because, after all, there is no greater shame than showing off your tally-whacker to a group of people, then having to borrow their mismatched clothes to get home.

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I was hoping there would be more tigers involved in this, haha.

I asked someone if I still had all my teeth.........lol at the Hangover reference.

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Well, you've outdone my worst night out story.

Mine seems rather boring after this - I passed out on the sofa at a friend's (I assume at least, I never found out for sure), and was dragged upstairs to the bathroom and had my head held over the bowl whilst I threw up, although some of it did go on me despite this.

So apart from easily cleaned clothes, nothing bad happened.

This is why house parties are so much better than "going out".

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Ouch. Sorry to hear that steel. At least no one shat in front of your tent. That was a hiliarious weekend, mind you, since it wasnt my tent that had the shit in front of it.

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My worst experience was throwing up in a trash bag (my one friend offered it since my other friend was hogging the bathroom), and honestly even when I was doing it I thought it was funny... and I still do.

I've gotten pretty drunk too, I just never black out and don't do it very often.

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Did you use protection? Please say you used protection.

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DAYUM! that has to be the Worst Night of the Year!

hope all goes well sammy

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what.!! it sounded like you had an awesome :D night. it's the morning after that was the worst. but think, you either made it ^_^ or brook it <_< with the girl you wanted to date. and I'm very Proud of My tally wanker as you so put it, so she would have been My 1st target after the screaming was done. but that's Me.

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If I were you, I wouldn't drink ever again either lol.

This is why house parties are so much better than "going out".

Agreed.

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Pshh... When i was a teen, if I didnt wake up naked somewhere with no memory of the night before, along with no idea of where my clothes were, it was considered a shit night.

Do it again this Friday.

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Pshh... When i was a teen, if I didnt wake up naked somewhere with no memory of the night before, along with no idea of where my clothes were, it was considered a shit night.

Do it again this Friday.

You are Katy Perry.

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Pshh... When i was a teen, if I didnt wake up naked somewhere with no memory of the night before, along with no idea of where my clothes were, it was considered a shit night.

Hahaha. Remember when we woke up naked on Big Ben together? Good times!!

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Hahaha. Remember when we woke up naked on Big Ben together? Good times!!

hahahahatoo-funny-1.gifgood times good times....

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Hahaha. Remember when we woke up naked on Big Ben together? Good times!!

Kiwi, I told you to keep me out of your fantasy porn.

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Hahaha. Remember when we woke up naked on Big Ben together? Good times!!

Isn't that in the Mass Effect 3 trailer? I was pretty sure Altered was shooting himself up with heroine while Kiwi roosted in the corner.....and then Altered started tripping and tried to shoot pigeons with a .22 rifle because they looked like Collectors.

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Isn't that in the Mass Effect 3 trailer? I was pretty sure Altered was shooting himself up with heroine while Kiwi roosted in the corner.....and then Altered started tripping and tried to shoot pigeons with a .22 rifle because they looked like Collectors.

God, that was a fun night. We should get together more often.

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God, that was a fun night. We should get together more often.

Wanna do the Empire State building this time?

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