Wulfie Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Cada was once in a traveling folk band. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Once sold me some bad acid mannn. I still see little hairy man fairies when trying to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 We met at a bar and bonded over similar tattoos... The next thing I remember is us having a one night stand and me waking up surrounded by a dozen cats in a hotel room, with Mark nowhere to be seen... </3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 (edited) So that's what those little hairy man fairies were! Edited August 23, 2016 by -Dark Mark- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 So the moral to all this is obviously that I should geld any males my slave collection trips should happen upon. You are a lucky little boy Cada so Mark says. And when Mark says little we all know what he means 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 You know how a lot of RPGs climax in some sort of ultimate final demonic boss thing that the penultimate antagonis summons/transforms into/etc? Rory was that guy on my adventure to the grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 After 87 life reloads Cedi decided to walk to a different grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surf3board69 Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 He was very nasty and I was only 16. Still like it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 And this all happened in a country where the age of consent was 12. His aunt and mother (same person actually) brought him out specifically for the "induction" All the early greasing explains why today surfie is able to stand on his longboard no matter what the conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xel Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Likes eating salad and prefer Pepsi over Coke. His wife makes his life a living nightmare, but the sex is great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 We met when a Tonberry was about to kill me, but he saved me! Ever since then, I've always looked up to him and he's taught me how to fend off those little Tonberries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xel Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 You almost killed me with that gun of yours! But thankfully I reacted like a Ninja and did some Matrix type of shit to save myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1rvine Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 We met briefly in a dark room. I didn't take his red pill that was offered to me. I left and forged my own path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 We met on that faithful night when an Xbox achievement threatened to kill me. He taught me the ways of trophy hunting and how to defeat the Xbox achievements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I brought Kat at Burger King for his birthday. I bought him a kiddy meal with chicken nuggets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 We hail from the Realm of Magical Creatures, and have journeyed to this realm of mortals to discover the key to ascending to the ranks of the gods. He's REALLY good at getting humans to cooperate with him by virtue of being so gosh darn adorable. Everyone's scared of the insect bigger than their houses though, so I often have to punch things. He yells at me a lot about that :x 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Cedi made me have a sex change. I'm a guy now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 We once took too many hallucinogens in the desert. Long story short, we're animals now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 (edited) I brought Kat at Burger King for his birthday. I bought him a kiddy meal with chicken nuggets. I don't get it... Next person can skip me and comment on Mark above. Edited October 14, 2016 by Kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I don't get it... Next person can skip me and comment on Mark above. Make up a history about you and the person above you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Promised that if we took enough, the hallucinogens would cancel each other out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Cried on my front door step for six days after being rescued from the desert. Mark tried to use a rattlesnake for sexual pleasure by inserting one end and trying to mate with the other. Unfortunately he was so stoned at the time he did it the wrong way around and forgot to milk the poison from the rattler first. I wasnt letting that mess into my house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Cedi made me have a sex change. I'm a guy now. OOPS MY BAD On topic; I defeated him on my 88th attempt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 OOPS MY BAD On topic; I defeated him on my 88th attempt Defines "defeating me" as knocking over 2 plant pots at the gates to my home, in the middle of the night, when I am not even in the country. Poor Cedi needs more friends and this is why I have sent information to the FBI in relation to hacking of US govt websites being the work of Cedi. Going to have loads of folks over to the house this evening. You are welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Me and Rory go fishing every Sunday. We even built a boat made of recyclable containers once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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