Nasty_Rory Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Why did you have to bring up Dingity. Makes me sad to think of it burning because you ex though it was a love nest instead of a fishing boat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I once helped him commit insurance fraud for some quick money. I wonder what he ever burned down.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Mark lives one house next to mine. Whenever I come across his house to go at the store, I see him playing Wii Sports through his living room's window. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 hyakulegger was there when I lost my job, wife, and kids. She said everything would be better if I gave my entire life to Yeshua. Little did I know Yeshua was the name of a blind pimp. This didn't sit well with Rory at all, who still had claim to my assets after that drunken night in Vegas. He suggested a death match to the pimp for my honor and when the pimp agreed, Rory simply shot him in the face. An enraged hyakulegger then stabbed Rory in the backside before stealing my papers from his bleeding body and giving them back to me for a price. I am now my own man but back to square one though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 All of this is 101% true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 We met when I got lost in the planet of Kashyyyk during Episode 3 of Star Wars. She helped me when I was getting overwhelmed by battle droids and ever since then I've been helping her out, destroying batallions of battle droids with her huge ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Kat is the most hardcore Mega Man fan I've ever seen. Actually, he's the inventor of Mega Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) Took Kat's mega man concept and sold it to Ann Summers as the Rampant Rabbit. Still laughs into her champagne oblivion over that. Edited October 16, 2016 by Nasty_Rory 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 George Lucas even stole it from Ann and created Troopers as seen in Kat's avatar. I teach Rory Creole at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Isnt very good at Creole teaching as she has spent many days and nights tutoring me but still I couldnt tell you what creole is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chirithy84 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I decide to open my eyes after sleeping in the night and what I see? Nasty_Rory doing nasty things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) Shirokane always was a problem child. One day she unplugged the freezer so she could plug his Game Boy adapter. When I arrived from work, all the food inside was wasted. I gave her such a scolding that day. Edited October 19, 2016 by hyakulegger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 The fridge incident occured as a result of a time during pre-school when poor Shirokane came home from school to see mommy getting saddled by daddy. In the afternoon. Shirokane could not understand why daddy was trying to choke mommy with his peeing sausage and mommy was trying to suffocate daddy with her peeing muffin. Hyakulegger explained all in the most graphic of detail and Shirokane fell deeper and deeper in to the welcoming arms of Link to avoid reality. Hyakulegger is never going to make a good mother for this reason - and for the fact that she cant teach creole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Rory is actually the other parent, which is obvious since he knows about all this. He also wrote 2 books about our long saga of love and hardships. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 The books formed part of a series called Tales of Dice and Mire. They were made into a famous television series with what the censors described as "a shocking amount of nudity and perverted sex". Oddly the tv show did not sex up the book and Hyakulegger, who had been hired as a consultant for the show, left the set every day saying something along the lines of " I would never be dressed for as much of the day as this show portrays!" The character, Alice Anybody, is believed to be the directors addition to the script to pacify his consultant's need for near constant nudity. Unsurprisingly Alice is the star of the fan forums and 4 actresses have quit the roll over 2 series due to the constant colds and flu caught from being naked in mud 9 hours a day. Hyakulegger keeps asking for the role herself though..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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