Beyondthegrave07

Excuses, Excuses! [Game]

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Here is the name of the game. You'll accuse the person below you of something and then the person below you (who is obviously guilty)will say an excuse of their actions and then accuse the person below them of an act.

Example:

Me: Why did you paint a Batman symbol on the neighbor's door?

Person below me: His mailbox said "Wayne" on it so it felt appropriate.

Why is there onions in the microwave?

Person below other person: Eh, I wanted to make THEM cry!!!

Who was the bald guy?

... and so on and so forth!!! Ok, now let's begin!

Why were you putting hot sauce in ice cream?

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I thought it was strawberry sauce.

 

Why did you platinum Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, and Lets Fish?

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because im a trash trophy hunter.

 

why did you put a number in your username ?

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Cause numbers rock!

 

Why were you jumping around like kangaroo in the park?

Edited by The Swag Doctor
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Because I identity as one.

 

Why can't you tell me what I want to know?

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Because I don't even know :dunno:.

 

Why don't you ever return my calls?

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Because I don't know how to use a phone.

Why don't you carry me around?

Edited by Green Heart
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'Cause I am not worthy to carry a Goddess (WulfPack3) :awesome:

 

 

Why didn't you help me paint the living room?

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Because I am colorblind :P

Why want you accuse the person below you?

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Because doing so makes me feel like a man!

Why didn't you take a bath last week?

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Because this is the purpose of this game :P

 

Why havent you praised the best goddess on this site Green Heart yet? :eyebrow:

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Because I prefer red-colored hearts.

Who was the bearded fellow you were holding hands with?

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My boyfriend.

 

Why did you pour hot sauce in your milkshake?

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Because I never wear clothes!

 

Why did you join Team Rocket?

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Because I wanna steal Pikachu so badly!

 

Why are you carrying my buster sword without permission?

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Because I am your evil twin brother.

Why don’t you do the things you know you should be doing?

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Because I'm only human.

 

Why are you still single?

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Because Mothra still hasn't noticed me... TwT

 

Why do you have so many commitments you haven't followed through on?

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I lost the instruction manual!!!

Why did you dye your hair pink and blue?

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Because your grammar sucks.

 

Did you leave that mark on the wall?

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Okay, I got a LITTLE bit carried away practicing the dark arts...

 

Why did you back Dr. Evil's Kickstarter campaign for his global conquest?

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Because he promised sharks with fricken lasers.

 

Why are my ears bleeding?

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