Beyondthegrave07 Posted August 18, 2016 Author Share Posted August 18, 2016 Sorry, I get stabby on Thursdays! Why did you start the fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichiban-Hybrid Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Cause its to cold in here. Duh! Why are you here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 I'm too big to get outside of the room and I don't feel like shrinking back down. Why did you kill that defenseless little bee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 To prove my position on the food chain. Why did you lick that subway railing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Because I am filming a new series of how clean is your city. How I manage to get half of my shit out of RabbiAndy's arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted August 18, 2016 Author Share Posted August 18, 2016 Well, the answer to this is, like most of your nasty problems... lots and lots of alcohol. Why do you pee in the kitchen sink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Lots and lots of alcohol. Why is Nasty_Rory such a sexy hunka hunka? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 You think that because I punched you so hard in the face it messed with your memory. Why did you make me punch Andy in the face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 You were jealous of my relationship with Rory. Why do people get jealous of what they can't have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 Life is hard, man. Can't we dream? What are all those magazines under your bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Hardcore, exotic, aquatic porn. Why did you use poison ivy for toilet paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfBambam55 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 to get my "poison awareness" cub scout badge... why did get a tattoo of santa on your forehead?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 To show that all I'm thinking about are these ho ho hos Why did you eat that poor squirrel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted August 23, 2016 Author Share Posted August 23, 2016 That squirrel was not poor, he was rich with nuts. He deserved it because he was a tyrant to his nation! Justice served... with butter. Why did you buy a 10-foot bar stool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Because my 10 foot bar didn't come with a stool. What's that on your face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmadrox Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Your mother's lipstick. Why did you lock your keys inside of your car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A little fluffy cat Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Because it are CAR keys. keys for IN cars. Why do you believe that the earth is round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 I got a pretty good look at it from the sun. Why did you frame Roger Rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Because he's guilty. Why did you pour that hot soup into your pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmadrox Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 'Cause my nuts were frozen. Why do you think it's funny to shout obscenities around people who can clearly hear you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 To further make myself stand out from the crowd, Why did that cat hiss at you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A little fluffy cat Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Because I'm a cat fellow^^ Why do you have killed you Alter Ego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Because it was my evil superpowered twin! Why did you try drinking the ocean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MutinyTeddie Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Because i was hung over! Why did you help the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 We were both trying to get to the other side. Why did you kill the chicken when we crossed the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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