MutinyTeddie Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 They ran out of chicken tenders at the restaurant. Why did the chicken taste sooooo good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electoblaze Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Because it was cooked with monosodium glutamate. Why is my dog missing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmadrox Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Sorry I needed something for dinner. Why are you wearing your pants backwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssassinHearts Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 (edited) Because I put them on in the dark. Why don't you wear underwear? Edited August 26, 2016 by AssassinHearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electoblaze Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Because I don't wear pants either. WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichiban-Hybrid Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 ...I DONT KNOW! Why arent you making me my dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssassinHearts Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Because I don't wear pants either. WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? BECAUSE YOU ALL CAPS ME! ...I DONT KNOW! Why arent you making me my dinner? Because it's breakfast time. Why don't you give me a loan of a million dollars? Because it ain't no small loan. Why am I answering my own question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEV Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Because you wanted. Umm...why you holding my buster sword without permission? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electoblaze Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Don't need your permission to kill you. Hey, why did you take the last Klondike bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Because I'd do anything for a Klondike Bar. Why are you using that hairbrush as a toothbrush? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmadrox Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 (edited) Because I'm too much of a cheapskate to buy a real toothbrush. Why do you teabag other players? Edited August 27, 2016 by jackmadrox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Because all I do is win. Why did you eat that cactus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 I wanted to train my digestive system as hard as I've trained my body! Why DIDN'T you eat that cactus before I did? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmadrox Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Because I never had any intention to eat it in the first place. Why are you raiding my fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electoblaze Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Because there's food in it. Duh. Hey, why is the toilet clogged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmadrox Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 I flushed the cactus plant that Rabbiandy and Cedifonei were going to eat. It was for their own good. Why were you bathing in the icy cold lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 It's summer. Why did you run that yellow light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Because it didn't turn red yet. Why does your car smell funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MutinyTeddie Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 My car smells funny because thats where i birth all my funny comments? Whos your daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPolydeucesx Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 My dad I guess. Why nobody loves you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A little fluffy cat Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Because I'm too good for this world. Why do you sleep with the girlfriend of my mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Because she's sexy. Why did you dip your chicken tender in a vat of Elmer's glue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmadrox Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Because I wanted to glue some feathers to it. Why don't you trim your nasty toenails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MutinyTeddie Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 They arent toenails, they are talons Why did naruto get so boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmadrox Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Because anime is boring, period. Why did you punch out your window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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