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You as a Boss Fight

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I got: Redgrave, the Tyrant of Pizza, sings their own boss theme mid-fight.

 

Stats:

 

Difficulty: 8/10 - Mix between a bullet hell and a Platinum Games boss. All attacks are pizza themed.

Appearance: 2/10 - Probably just wear whatever I felt like throwing on since I didn't expect the protagonist.

Creativity: 20/10 - No idea what this means.

Sound/BGM: 7/10 - I would have it be Cold Pizza, but the lyrics would give way to some kind of tragic past.

Memorability: 2/10 - I may not be memorable, but I'll give you a slice you'll never forget!

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Avatar_Of_Battle, the Undying Lost Souls, made a well-known streamer ragequit.
 

Stats:

Difficulty: 7

Appearance: 8

Creativity: 2

Sound/BGM: 0

Memorability: 2

 

EDIT:

For the hell of it I decided to re-enter my name just to see if it would be the same. It was so I decided to get rid of the underscores in my name because that's what I originally wanted and PSN said no spaces lol. I got this,

 

Avatar Of Battle, the Soul of Coffee, was popular enough to get their own spinoff game.

 

Stats:

Difficulty: 7

Appearance: 7

Creativity: 3

Sound/BGM: 8 

Memorability: 8

 

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SkyesUnholy, the Burning Tempests, singlehandedly caused people to refund the game. xD

 

Difficulty 9/10

Appearance 7/10

Creativity 6/10

Sound/BMG 1/10

Memorability 10/10 

 

i am best boss confirmed

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Drakehellsing, the Son of Oblivion, used to be much harder but got nerfed due to complaints.

 

Difficulty: 7/10

Appearance: 7/10

Creativity: 5/10

Sound/BMG: 7/10

Memorability: 0/10

 

Well now, that was not what I expected, a difficult, but forgettable boss.  Yup, sounds about right I think xD

 

Edit: My real name brought me different results... almost a reverse of this name actually :D

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wtru9, the Lord of Soda, is known for 1 shotting players due to lucky crits -> Pretty sure that means I'm a Thin Man from Xcom that drinks too much Pepsi

 

Sound/BGM: 10

Creativity: 10

Appearance: 8

Difficulty: 1

Memorability: 0

 

I would tell you more, but I've forgotten all about the fight to be honest.

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Guys, for those that wish to take on Donald Trump as a boss battle to get him out of the White House, here's what you need to know about him:

 

Donald Trump, the Wicked Coffee, is often a popular cosplay at local conventions.

 

Difficulty: 7/10

Appearance: 9/10

Creativity: 6/10

Sound/BMG: 20/10 (no, I am not joking)

Memorability: 5/10

 

Take all that information as you will... I just had to see how him as said boss battle.  Now guys, go and take back the White House :P

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Urbandonment, the Queen of Cooking, was a pushover in the beta but got buffed.

 

Memorability: 7

Sound/BGM: 8

Creativity: 1

Appearance: 0 :(

Difficulty: 1

 

sounds like a lousy boss

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First I tried stevieboy, which got me:

 

stevieboy, the God of Cake, is known for knocking inattentive players off the stage.

 

Difficulty 20 :o

Appearance 7

Memorability 1

Sound/BGM 0

Creativity 0

 

Then I tried Stevieboy, which got me:

 

Stevieboy, the Eternal Sex, drops a pretty mount... not that you'll get it.

 

Difficulty 7

Appearance 8

Memorability 10

Sound/BGM 6

Creativity 8

 

Lastly I tried stevieboy1975, which got me:

 

stevieboy1975, the Punching Waifus, gives tank mains worldwide PTSD.

 

Difficulty 1

Appearance 7

Memorability 9

Sound/BGM 3

Creativity 3

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HaserPL, the Son of Heaven, is known for knocking inattentive players off the stage.

Difficulty: 10/10

Appearance: 3/10 LOL

Creativity: 5/10

Sound/BMG: 8/10

Memorability: 1/10 XDDDD

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9 minutes ago, Urbandonment said:

Urbandonment, the Queen of Cooking, was a pushover in the beta but got buffed.

 

Memorability: 7

Sound/BGM: 8

Creativity: 1

Appearance: 0 :(

Difficulty: 1

 

sounds like a lousy boss

So, you got buffed from a... 0 to a 1 in difficulty? xD

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1 minute ago, DrakeHellsing said:

So, you got buffed from a... 0 to a 1 in difficulty? xD

maybe got buffed on dem soundtracks :D

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SteelFreaxx, the Mourning Love, spares the main character if they win the fight.

 

Difficulty: 3/10

Appearance: 9/10

Creativity: 7/10

Sound/BMG: 2/10

Memorability: 7/10

 

 

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GIONAScm2, the Beast of Promises, has lots of funny dialogue 

throughout the fight.

 

Difficulty: 0

Appearance: 8

Creativity: 2

Sound/BMG: 10

Memorability: 8

 

so im essentially My Name is Mayo

 

 

except im funny  :giggle:

 

(and memorable)

 

(and have the soundtrack of Hotline Miami)

 

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Beware: The cuddling intensifies! (^o^°)

 

(my Skype name), the Mourning Cuddles, usually requires a strategy guide to beat.

Difficulty: 5 ...At least you need a strategy guide for me. :P
Appearance: 2 ...*shrugs* I have accepted that I'm ugly af. :P
Creativity: 6 ...Yeah. Being surrounded with boring people is really a pain.
Memorability: 2 ...Well, at least, SOMEONE might think about me... (/^//u//^/)
Sound/BGM: 2 ...ZOINKERS! *falls sideway on the floor* A 2/10 BGM... lets see... This: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GsxAmsvBrc


Or do I need to use my PSNP name? *shrugs*

Neputyunu, the Dragon of Cuddles, should have been a cutscene instead of a fight.  

 ...Yeah, I would actually prefer being just a cutscene, as long I'm not as cool and badass like Caius Ballad or Fou-Lu for example. :P

Difficulty: 3 ...It's okay. I'm just a cutscene anyway. ;)
Appearance: 9 ...Am I kawaii, baka Onii-chan? :3
Creativity: 2 ...I s-sense this is going to be a fan service episode! :D
Memorability: 8 ...Such popularness! *shines*
Sound/BGM: 0 ...Oh, an 0/10 BGM... Lets see... I never liked this: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIjcGYmoyc

 

...TOLD YOU!

Fou-Lu, the Iron Fist of Heaven, was infamously difficult due to a high learning curve.

Difficulty: 9
Appearance: 10
Creativity: 3
Sound/BGM: 8
Memorability: 8
His BGM totally would be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FldEkQ8sOWY (which it is, actually)

 

About my realname...

Chris, the Prophet of Light, occasionally crashes the game when defeated. (I totally knew I'm such a good guy! :P)

Difficulty: 9

Appearance: 7

Creativity: 4

Sound/BGM: 10

Memorability: 8

I'm even better than Caius! I steal his BGM... His way of talking... And his abilities... (Hey, I have just a Creativity of 4, I'm allowed to do so!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8vXYBEvSow
"Child of miracles. Traveler of time, guided by Etro. Listen to me. 
Each time you fulfill a wish of your heart, someone else's dream is shattered. 
You conjure miracles, but when you do, the seeds of tragedy are sown in other lives. 
Are you prepared to bear that burden? That responsibility?" 

"I see you understand the significance of that. 
Then you must also understand that I am here for a reason. Your actions have necessitated the strictest sanctions." 

"Time is our greatest obsession. 
Who has not dreamed of returning to the past, of changing the future? 
Imagine the power. To see how our choices affect our lives, and then return to undo them. 
Endless possibilities. Imagine the freedom to cross time and journey through the ages. 
The freedom to change the past, and bend history to your will. 
What would you do if you had that power? 
Could you eradicate the mistakes of history, and build a perfect future? 
Or would you be subject to fate, and be swept down the river of time... 
... powerless to change your course?"

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GreenHedgehog, the Creator of Valor, singlehandedly caused people to refund the game.

 

Difficulty: 10

Appearance: 0

Creativity: 5

Sound/BMG: 2

Memorability: 7

 

One tough and ugly motherlover I guess. :dunno:

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Dav9834, the Daughter of Death, gets lots of dirty fanfics written about them.

 

Difficulty: 8/10 (Not surprising...) 

Appearance: 8/10 (really not a 10? I mean the description...) 

Creativity: 4/10 -_-

Sound/BMG: 10/10 (cmn did anyone expect less from Song Vote Daughter of Death :awesome:  ) 

Memorability: 6/10 (I'll take it) 

 

I imagine this is how my persona looks

 

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Usual Internet Name:

Net Spectre, the Heart of Bear Hugs [WAT?], is both the tutorial and the final boss.

Difficulty: 10\10

Memorability: 8\10

Sound: 8\10

Appearance: 8\10

Creativity: 0\10

 

One you've thought to be a friend, but who really was the mastermind! Brutally difficult with great looks'n'personality, complete with a good battle theme? Great, I'll take it. The title is confusing, though.

 

Or, alternatively:

 

PSN Name:

NetEntity, the Child of Lost Souls, is fought only if the player killed their friends.

Difficulty: 1\10

Memorability: 10\10

Sound: 0\10

Appearance: 6\10

Creativity: 8\10

 

Won't be able to pose a threat,  doesn't even have a battle theme - just the empty sound of the wind... but he WILL MAKE YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU'VE DONE. When you'll fall, he'll be there to get his revenge.

 

And just for funsies:

 

IRL Name:

[IS A SECRET], the Prince of Light, occasionally crashes the game when defeated.

Difficulty: 1\10

Memorability: 4\10

Sound: 7\10

Appearance: 0\10

Creativity: 15\10

 

Weak, forgettable, completely unassuming, but at least has a nice battle theme. OH NO, the reality crumbles before his hidden awesomness! You were wrong to turn your back! Not even the boundaries of the game will be able to stop this boss!

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Rabbi Andy, the Goddess of Cooking, took 60% of the game's budget to design.

 

lol wut?

 

Difficulty: 10

Appearance: 6

Creativity: 5

Sound/BGM: 9

Memorability: 7

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Mike, the God of Chaos, singlehandedly caused people to refund the game.

 

Difficulty: 9/10

Appearance: 1/10

Creativity: 15/10

Sound/BGM: 9/10

Memorability: 8/10

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I am the Knight of Sex, fought only if the player killed their friends.

 

Difficulty: 4/10

Appearance: 15/10

Creativity: 3/10

Sound/BGM: 0/10

Memorability: 1/10

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jeieem, the Destroyer of Nightmare, was developed while the dev team was drunk.

 

Difficulty: 10/10
Appearance: 6/10
Creativity: 8/10
Sound/BGM: 4/10
Memorability: 5/10

 

woohoo! 10/10 Difficulty - UR to VR plat guaranteed xD

8/10 Creativity... like, how could this even matter in boss battle? flashy moves? Well.. being called Destroyer of Nightmare is creative I guess... hmmm, now I am a bit confused... am I like the Destroyer while the party/hero(ine) is in Nightmare land or Do I destroy Nightmares itself... mmmm... jeez these drunk dev team.

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Wooooooow!

 

I'm the Mourning Cuddles, made a well-known streamer ragequit.

LOOOOOOOL

 

Difficulty: 9/10 HAHAHAHA LIES

Appearance: 6/10 Oh hell yes I'm fugly anyways, top kek :awesome: 

Creativity: 15/10 BS!!!!!!!! xD 

Sound/BGM: 6/10 Probably some generic boss theme

Memorability: 8/10 Wow, I'm remembered xD 

 

This is funny hahaha. Thanks for sharing this :D 

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5 hours ago, Dav9834 said:

Dav9834, the Daughter of Death, gets lots of dirty fanfics written about them.

 

Difficulty: 8/10 (Not surprising...) 

Appearance: 8/10 (really not a 10? I mean the description...) 

Creativity: 4/10 -_-

Sound/BMG: 10/10 (cmn did anyone expect less from Song Vote Daughter of Death :awesome:  ) 

Memorability: 6/10 (I'll take it) 

 

I imagine this is how my persona looks

 

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I LIKE THIS! :awesome:

 

 

 

Welp, come at me and my spin-off :awesome:

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Difficulty: 10

Creativity: 10

Sound/BGM: 7

Memorability: 1

Appearance: 0 (am I Dark Souls boss, now? xD)

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8 minutes ago, Satoshi Ookami said:

I LIKE THIS! :awesome:

 

 

 

Welp, come at me and my spin-off :awesome:

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Difficulty: 10

Creativity: 10

Sound/BGM: 7

Memorability: 1

Appearance: 0 (am I Dark Souls boss, now? xD)

I knew you would lol

But then why no reputation!!! -_-

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