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2 minutes ago, Dav9834 said:

I knew you would lol

But then why no reputation!!! -_-

Like hoarder :awesome:

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I got:

 

Dragon-Archon, the Princess of Innocence, fights the player in order to save Dragon-Archon's friends.

Difficulty: 2

Appearance: 0

Creativity: 0

Sound/BGM: 7

Memorability: 7

 

I'm starting to think something got mixed up here :hmm: .

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1 minute ago, Dragon-Archon said:

I got:

 

Dragon-Archon, the Princess of Innocence, fights the player in order to save Dragon-Archon's friends.

Difficulty: 2

Appearance: 0

Creativity: 0

Sound/BGM: 7

Memorability: 7

 

I'm starting to think something got mixed up here :hmm: .

Now we know Dragons are easy bosses :DDD

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Nullray85 --  Tyrant of Liars, fights the player in order to save his friends (?) ---

 

Difficulty: 8 / 10 Definitely gonna be a pain in the ass :D

 

Memorability:  8 / 10 Definitely gonna be remembered as a pain in the ass. :D

 

Sound/BGM: 10 / 10 Definitely gonna be remembered as a pain in the ass though I hope it will be a kick-ass metal theme :P

 

Creativity: 3 / 10 Not gonna be remembered at all :P

 

Appearance: 1 / 10 What?! I demand a re-diagnosis! :o

 

Thought I'd give myself a super kick-ass soundtrack as well

Spoiler

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Satoshi Ookami said:

Like hoarder :awesome:

Ack well then!! :P

 

4 minutes ago, Dragon-Archon said:

I got:

 

Dragon-Archon, the Princess of Innocence, fights the player in order to save Dragon-Archon's friends.

Difficulty: 2

Appearance: 0

Creativity: 0

Sound/BGM: 7

Memorability: 7

 

I'm starting to think something got mixed up here :hmm: .

Ha this is great

Though I would expect a SV member to be a bit higher than a 7 -_-

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6 minutes ago, Satoshi Ookami said:

Now we know Dragons are easy bosses :DDD

The truth can be so cruel ;_;

 

1 minute ago, Dav9834 said:

Ack well then!! :P

 

Ha this is great

Though I would expect a SV member to be a bit higher than a 7 -_-

At least I'll be remembered for a great soundtrack. I imagine it goes something like this (calling dibs on it for the next SV):

 

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So I did this twice. Firstly, I got:

 

TehUberCheezCatz, the Son of Laughter, should've been a cutscenes instead of a boss.

Difficulty: 3

Appearance: 0

Creativity: 2

Sound/BGM: 6

Memorability: 1

 

So after seeing this shit, I tried my other nickname:

 

Catz, the Lord of Nightmare, was developed while the dev team was drunk.

 

Difficulty: 15

Appearance: 8

Creativity: 2

Sound/BGM: 7

Memorability: 8

 

Get ready to throw your controller kiddos.

 

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BeyondCritical95, the Legendary Liars, became unusually popular to the male audience.

Difficulty: 3

Memorability: 8

Sound/BGM: 2

Creativity: 0

Appearance: 20

 

Easy fight but at least I will look so majestic! :P 

Spoiler

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Sinon, the Ancient Shadow, took 60% of the game's budget to design.

Difficulty: 3

Memorability: 9

Sound/BGM: 9

Creativity: 4

Appearance: 4 

 

60% and guess where it went? :P 

 

Critical, the Judge of Hell, is often a popular cosplay at local conventions.

 

Difficulty: 9

Memorability: 0

Sound/BGM: 10

Creativity: 2

Appearance: 10

 

Oh yes the battle music.... 

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Sinon said:

BeyondCritical95, the Legendary Liars, became unusually popular to the male audience.

Difficulty: 3

Memorability: 8

Sound/BGM: 2

Creativity: 0

Appearance: 20

 

Easy fight but at least I will look so majestic! :P 

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Sinon, the Ancient Shadow, took 60% of the game's budget to design.

 

Difficulty: 3

Memorability: 9

Sound/BGM: 9

Creativity: 4

Appearance: 4 

 

60% and guess where it went? :P 

 

 

 

They got the appearance # wrong. Clearly it was a bug in the system and it meant to multiply appearance by 10

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Just now, Dav9834 said:

They got the appearance # wrong. Clearly it was a bug in the system and it meant to multiply appearance by 10

 

Completely agree! :P 

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19 minutes ago, Sinon said:

60% and guess where it went? :P 

To the butt :awesome: 

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Just now, Satoshi Ookami said:

To the butt :awesome: 

 

Very good! The answer I was expecting. :awesome:

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CAMMY, the Master of Fear, has lots of funny dialogue throughout the fight   

 

Difficulty: 10 (:devil:)

Appearance: 8

Creativity: 6 (Meh, I'll take it)

Sound/BGM: 8

Memorability: 0 (Well that hurt :rolleyes:)

 

I find it interesting that I would be a pretty bad-ass looking boss that would be super difficult to face yet my memorability is at 0. Who forgets a boss that looks cool and was very challenging to face? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

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I got...

 

FarSideOfSaturn, the Wielder of Boredom (hey!), was developed while the dev team was drunk.

 

Difficulty - Off the charts

Appearance - 10/10

Creativity - 5/10

Sound/BGM - 5/10

Memorability - 9/10

 

I'm basically Gaius from the Shadow of the Colossus hard mode time attack with the face of George Clooney. 

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timey77, the Burning Light, became unusually popular to the male audience.

Difficulty: 7 (Persevere for success)

Appearance: 6 (I do look like a bum)

Creativity: 6 (The Simpsons already made an episode staring me...)

Sound/BGM: 7

Memorability: 20 (You will never forget the day we met...)

 

Just for the fun of it.

Tim, the Eater of Homework, is fought only if the player killed their friends.

Natsche, the Burning Beer, is known for knocking inattentive players off the stage.

 

Thx for sharing this, had a good laugh xD

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I'd be that boss that throws tacos and burritos on yo ass boi

I'd be hell to beat

If you win after 5-10 continues you will vanish me to the other side of the border, where you can fight me again, I'll be much harder over there though, throwing nopales and tamales at yo ass

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Ahahahaha. Except for labeling me a princess, it was pretty accurate.  SquirlRuler, the Princess of Bad Puns, should have been a cutscene instead of a fight.

 

Difficult: 7

Appearance: 7

Memorability: 9 (weird since it should have been a cut scene?)

Creativity: 0

Sound/BGM : 2 (awwwwww)

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Waffles, the Knight of Cuddles, becomes recruitable after their boss fight.

 

Difficulty: 8/10

Appearance: 7/10

Memorability: 15/10 (?)

Sound/BGM: 9/10

Creativity: 5/10

 

Pretty well rounded, I would say. I'm glad I get good background music and I'm memorable.

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Intoner_Zero, the Dragon of Soap, drops a pretty mount . . . not that you'll get it.

 

Difficulty: 2

Appearance: 9

Memorability: 1

Sound/BGM: 7

Creativity: 5

 

Dragon of Soap, okaaay. Pleased about appearance, sound, and creativity though. Seems pretty relatable to Drakengard in a weird sense, haha~

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Bring it, mortals, I'm a bloody moogle.

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Tried this again and got:

Dragon-Archon, the Prophet of Salad, has lots of funny dialogue throughout the fight.

  • Difficulty: 10/10
  • Appearance: 7/10
  • Creativity: 1/10
  • Sound/BGM: 7/10
  • Memorability: 2/10

 

Definitely a huge improvement, though that memorability took a huge hit.

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5 minutes ago, Dragon-Archon said:

Tried this again and got:

Dragon-Archon, the Prophet of Salad, has lots of funny dialogue throughout the fight.

  • Difficulty: 10/10
  • Appearance: 7/10
  • Creativity: 1/10
  • Sound/BGM: 7/10
  • Memorability: 2/10

 

Definitely a huge improvement, though that memorability took a huge hit.

Prophet of... Salad? Do I want to know?

 

Tell us great prophet, what new salads will there be for us mortals to try?

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5 minutes ago, DrakeHellsing said:

Prophet of... Salad? Do I want to know?

 

Tell us great prophet, what new salads will there be for us mortals to try?

At least it's better than being the Princess of Innocence. 

 

*Goes all mystic-y and OooOoooOoooOooo* I predict that the victims of the Prophet of Salad will be thrown into a meat grinder. Add some lettuce, tomatoes, basil, black pepper, mozzarella, and olive oil for a delicious and nutritious salad :awesome: .

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1 minute ago, Dragon-Archon said:

At least it's better than being the Princess of Innocence. 

 

*Goes all mystic-y and OooOoooOoooOooo* I predict that the victims of the Prophet of Salad will be thrown into a meat grinder. Add some lettuce, tomatoes, basil, black pepper, mozzarella, and olive oil for a delicious and nutritious salad :awesome: .

That... sounds delicious.

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