CubeLaugh Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Where do I start with this game well I was on the PS Store I was having a look at the Easter Sale and I saw it there £1.69 "I've heard it's an easy platinum I thought it can't be that bad" I was so so wrong. Who the hell made this a 14 year old who is blind it's terrible but... it took me about 2 - 4 hours to plat it and well it's easy sort of but I had to take a break halfway because I was going mental just playing it. Conclusion: I paid £1.69 for it and I still felt ripped off 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Undead Wolf Posted April 11, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2017 Your first mistake was buying a game solely because it had an easy platinum. Lesson learned? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackCatBurrito Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) I have to agree, for the most part. Honestly I don't hate the mindless horde of enemies to kill. There's a few terrible checkpoints. Probably an OK game for the price for 20 minutes of fun. I had the same issue grinding through for the plat though, I had to take a couple of breaks. 6 minutes ago, Undead Wolf said: Your first mistake was buying a game solely because it had an easy platinum. Lesson learned? Some people just want to throw on a mindless game to earn trophies & listen to a podcast, watch YouTube or listen to music. These games have their place in entertainment. Edited April 11, 2017 by BlackCatBurrito 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafi_004 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Similar to Magus (ps3). Shitty easy platinum games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Skirra Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I played it and it felt like a really bad game for my tablet. It was just mindless head-aiming for hours straight. I like easy plats (I mean, look at my profile..) because I listen to audiobooks in the meantime and play games during them, but this was hard to go through. Still not as bas as Toro though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undead Wolf Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) 24 minutes ago, BlackCatBurrito said: Some people just want to throw on a mindless game to earn trophies & listen to a podcast, watch YouTube or listen to music. These games have there place in entertainment. Eh, there are far better games to play that don't require your full attention. I do that stuff all the time. If you're buying a game just because it has an easy platinum, not because you're interested in the game or you've heard good things about it, you should expect to have a bad time. Edited April 11, 2017 by Undead Wolf 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 It was the (lack of) sound design that got to me. Seriously, one sound effect for that fucking crossbow and one Orc yell when they're hit... and the SFX were so loud too. It was slow torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMDE Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, StrickenBiged said: It was the (lack of) sound design that got to me. Seriously, one sound effect for that fucking crossbow and one Orc yell when they're hit... and the SFX were so loud too. It was slow torture. Volume: off fixed 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Just now, MMDE said: Volume: off fixed Shit, you don't say... Of course I did that and put on a podcast instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogie838 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) As much as I want to hunt down trophies I would never play shit games for easy platinums. As well as this game 'my name is mayo' and 'mr massagy' I wouldnt touch! I can understand why people do, to bump their level, but I don't need to level up that bad... Edited April 11, 2017 by Hogie838 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Hogie838 said: my name is mayo Actually, I didn't hate this. It was quick and the gameplay was moronic but the "stories" were somewhat amusing. I was happy with the $0.99 I spent. Orc Slayer someone should have paid me to make up for my displeasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tagiXD Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) Definitely one of the shittiest games I've ever played. What a shame to buy a game for an easy platinum.... but yes... I did the same. ;D Luckily it was doable in 30 minutes. Edited April 11, 2017 by tagiXD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubeLaugh Posted April 11, 2017 Author Share Posted April 11, 2017 32 minutes ago, StrickenBiged said: Orc Slayer someone should have paid me to make up for my displeasure. Truest statement of this forum post ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimSanta94 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) Weirdly enough I was actually enjoying this game until I got to the last two levels.. I absolutely hate games that throw stupid amounts of enemies at you right at the end to make the game feel longer than it actually is.. For me my main complaint with this game was that the hitboxes were so broken that it made me feel like I was playing Hanzo from Overwatch for the first time again Edited May 10, 2017 by SlimSanta94 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysticmosh Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 It WAS shit, but there's no way it can be done in 30 minutes. We all look for the occasional load of shit piss easy platinums every now and then, just look at the profiles of the top players on this site's leaderboards (or look at mine ?!). What makes me laugh is the 'I don't play easy games' brigade that always make an appearance in forums like this to remind us how superior their gaming skills (must be) are. WTF are you doing reading forums of games that are so obviously beneath your level!?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave-Mage-GT Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 I struggled more then I thought in places and definitely had a few bugs/lag making it unbearable at times when my friend first showed me the game at release but when I played it myself it was still a tad annoying but like most I brought it on sale so I didn’t mind so much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomSince1991 Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 I like the whole simple fantasy games from time to time. I read these topics, thought it couldn't be that bad, so bought it anyway. I have never been so wrong in my life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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