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What is the avy above you thinking?

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I wish my mom would get off the phone so I can tell her I pooped my pants.

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Are we there yet?

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Ah, let me put an arrow to this fragile heel already.

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Gonna set my soul on fire, got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn.

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I screwed up big time.

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I wipe off the dust on my boots,
Hear me singing my song
California now to come

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I wish I could have a good tobacco.

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You want me to do what? Hmm guess i'll oblige this time...

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This system starts relatively fast, all seems ready.

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Ah, a good time to test this freshly sharpened blade to those unsuspecting fools down below.

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Oh no. Did I turn the burner off before I left the house?

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My sword is bigger than your...you.

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Well, they say pets take after their owners....

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Why there is no Dragon characters, Geralt could be a grater Dragon.

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If the queen isn’t ready within five minutes, I’m leaving without her.

Edited by Genie
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Whose got chubby cheeks?  Whose got chubby cheeks?  You do, yes you do!

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Hey boy, here is the punch you'll never forgive yourself for receiving.

Edited by Bloodytears1666
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Damn, my sword is stuck! Wait a second... I'm not ready yet... arggghhhh!!!! *dies over a puddle of his own blood*

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Where is my goddamn hairbrush, eh?

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"Hello darkness, my old friend... 🎶"
 

Spoiler

 

 

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I can turn you to a pile of ash in seconds.

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