VeritableLemon Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 (edited) "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and use that lemonade to survive so that you can keep earning trophies." - Myself, a philosopher CURRENTLY PARTICIPATING IN: TROPHOPHOBIA - FACE YOUR FEARS Welcome to my beautiful grove of lemons/trophies. Each platinum was hand-picked with the finest care, and earned when the opportunity was ripe. The goal is 100% completion, but the expectation is not because let's be honest, nobody's perfect (this applies not only to humans, but to lemons as well). I'm fairly new here, I've only got 16 platinums so far, but I've got a lot of love to give so please love me or something. I may be a lemon, but I'm not a sour guy. I have no friends so online trophies will be the bane of my existence, and will probably stop me on my journey to 100% completion, but I'll at least try. If I don't make it, nobody cares -- your trophy list is more important to you than to anybody else. Enough with this attempt at an introduction, here's the list so far. LEMON GROVE 1 (featuring my first 10 lemons) Spoiler Lemon #1: Wolfenstein: The New Order 10/14/17 Rarity: 21.40% This game was badass. Nothing more fun than running around, dual-wielding assault rifles, and shooting a crowd of digital Nazis. Seriously, if you haven't played this already, do it. This is a ripe game. Some of the setups for missions in the game were pretty crazy and creative like hiding out inside of a hollowed-out torpedo in order to be loaded onto a Nazi U-Boat so that you can hop out and kill everything on board and take over. What. The. Hell. And the soundtrack is so perfect and badass, it was one of my favorite parts of the game. Get a depressed person to play this game and they'll probably still be depressed (because a video game probably can't cure that), but at least the depressed person got to shoot Nazis. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this. Point is, fun game, not too difficult of a platinum, I'm a loser, play it, can't wait for a sequel. Lemon #2: Watch Dogs 2 11/24/17 Rarity: 26.23% 100% Rarity: 1.50% You don't just watch dogs in this game. Ubisoft took it up a notch and let us pet dogs as well. Bravo. Lemon #3: Uncharted: The Lost Legacy 12/22/17 Rarity: 25.06% This game made me feel like a badass even though in reality I was just laying under a blanket on my couch. Lemon #4: Late Shift 1/14/18 Rarity: 70.13% All this drama over a tiny rice bowl. Lemon #5: Titanfall 2 1/19/18 Rarity: 9.90% Time travel is badass. Chaining wallruns while being shot at is badass. Using a big robot to shoot other big robots is badass. P.S. Screw Viper Lemon #6: Wolfenstein: The Old Blood 1/28/18 Rarity: 18.85% I killed a lot of dogs (but they were Nazi dogs so I guess that justifies it). Also some Nazis died too but I mostly remember the dogs dying. P.S. Screw Wulfburg Square challenge (at least I didn't have to kill any dogs on that one though) Lemon #7: Dying: Reborn 3/11/18 Rarity: 83.46% This game confirmed a suspicion I've had for a long time -- I'm dumb. Everything was going okay in the 1st level until I didn't know how to put a coin in a coin slot. I have no idea what the hell happened after that. Thankfully YouTube understands that I'm stupid and helps me out in rough spots (which was like 70% of the time). Lemon #8: Batman 3/25/18 Rarity: 65.71% Is he a bat or is he a man? Find out next season! Lemon #9: Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition 5/15/18 Rarity: 15.75% 100% Rarity: 9.53% "A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man!" - Pork Bun Man Lemon #10: God of War 5/30/18 Rarity: 29.78% "BOY!" - Kratos P.S. This game was amazing, I loved it so much, it absolutely lived up to the hype LEMON GROVE 2 (featuring lemons 11-16) Spoiler Lemon #11: Mirror's Edge Catalyst Rarity: 10.05% I qualified and ran in an all-county track meet in 8th grade. I'm pretty sure I came dead last in the race. Me being fast enough (virtually) to earn this platinum will compensate for that failure. Lemon #12: Guardians of the Galaxy Rarity: 64.72% Guardians of the Galaxy is responsible for my ELO addiction. send help Lemon #13: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune Remastered Rarity: 17.60% 100% Rarity: 3.36% Man, this is like trying to find a bride in a brothel! Lemon #14: Payday 2: Crimewave Edition Rarity: 2.32% I love Payday 2 so much. Shoutout to @Wuthg21 and @ladd42 for being the best heisting crew anybody could ask for *spits* (inside joke I'm not spitting on them they're awesome) Lemon #15: Rime Rarity: 27.29% The second time through the game is harder than the first time because you finally understand what the game is about and it hurts a little more. Deeper than I thought it would be, definitely a hidden gem. Lemon #16: Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus Rarity: 53.31% I've never been able to live out my fantasy as a raccoon with a fancy stick running around on ropes to defeat a giant metal bird until I played this game. 100% GAMES Spoiler INSIDE 100% Rarity: 42.35% Here's a list of things for my eyes only that I'm putting here because I'm an unorganized person and you're probably still gonna read it anyways because it's a free country (assuming you live in one; if not, it's time to move. Although you're probably not free to do that so my logic makes zero sense.) CURRENT BACKLOG (17 GAMES) Spoiler Sly 2: Band of Thieves - 39% Spider-Man - 47% Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition - 65% Mafia III - 78% Horizon Zero Dawn - 32% Dead Space - 14% DOOM - 57% Destiny 2 - 56% Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut - 26% Mortal Kombat X - 31% Zombie Army Trilogy - 14% Deadpool - 45% Just Cause 3 - 46% Assassin's Creed Origins - 50% Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Wildlands - 14% Payday 2: Crimewave Edition - 96% Tom Clancy's The Division - 47% Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor - Game of the Year Edition - 19% Assassin's Creed II (PS4) - 51% UNTOUCHED GAMES Spoiler Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (PS4) Assassin's Creed Revelations (PS4) Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag (+ DLC) Assassin's Creed Unity (+ DLC) Alien Isolation Dead Rising 2 The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Complete Edition Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 Amnesia Collection Human Fall Flat Lego Marvel's Avengers (+ DLC) Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (+ DLC) God of War God of War II God of War: Chains of Olympus God of War III (PS4) God of War: Ghost of Sparta God of War: Ascension Watch Dogs (+ DLC) The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (+ DLC) Soul Axiom Fallout 3 (+ DLC) inFamous Second Son inFamous First Light Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Remastered Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Remastered Uncharted 4: A Thief's End Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered Mass Effect Mass Effect 2 Mass Effect 3 Dead Space 2 Dead Space 3 Rise of the Tomb Raider (+ DLC) Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time Thief LittleBigPlanet 3 Metro 2033 Redux Metro: Last Light Redux Dying Light (+ DLC) Super Time Force Ultra Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness Bloodborne (+ DLC) Ratchet & Clank Ratchet & Clank 2 Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal Ratchet & Clank L.A. Noire Styx: Master of Shadows Valiant Hearts: The Great War Grim Fandango Remastered Lords of the Fallen Resident Evil Escape Dead Island Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut Not a Hero Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon Dragon Age: Origins Medal of Honor Warfighter The Last Guy Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun-Mak Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain! Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 5: The City That Dares Not Sleep Yakuza 5 Need for Speed: Rivals Claire Darksiders Darksiders II Uncanny Valley Mad Max Trackmania Turbo 99Vidas Outlast (+ DLC) Outlast 2 Homefront: The Revolution (+ DLC) BACKLOG PLAN (ORDER OF PLAY) Spoiler I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING SEND HELP PLEASE HELP ME CHOOSE WHICH GAMES I SHOULD PLAY FROM THIS HUGE PILE OF UNTOUCHED GAMES. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO START OR WHAT I'M DOING. Okay that's all for now, go read some other person's thread or comment on this one or go get something to eat. Stop stalling. Go. Edited September 19, 2018 by VeritableLemon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeritableLemon Posted March 18, 2018 Author Share Posted March 18, 2018 I finally updated this list after forever and I reworked the format. Also, I'm going to reserve this space just in case one day I earn so many trophies (or get a big enough backlog) where it warrants using two posts instead of one to organize all of it. Also, what the heck should I play from my untouched games list?? I get overwhelmed just looking at that list because it'll probably take me 50 million years to play through it all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling Baphomet Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 59 minutes ago, VeritableLemon said: Also, what the heck should I play from my untouched games list?? I get overwhelmed just looking at that list because it'll probably take me 50 million years to play through it all. Well, the God of War games are pretty nice and easy platinums. I just completed 1-3 this month, and they were pretty fun. Ratchet & Clank is also a really fun and pretty easy platinum, outside of that one, incredibly frustrating racing minigame that took me several hours. I usually just choose up to a half dozen games that I'll focus on platinuming at a time and try to stick to them. Though lately I've been experiencing burnout because I had too many extremely grindy / boring platinums stacked together and it was just killing me. So make sure not to try and platinum too many long games in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuthg21 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 @VeritableLemon come play payday again scrub, i miss you *spits* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeritableLemon Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 @Wuthg21 I will when I get back home, at college right now and I left my PS4 back home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladd42 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 On 19/09/2018 at 4:49 PM, Wuthg21 said: @VeritableLemon come play payday again scrub, i miss you *spits* you guys are never on anymore ;(((((( *Massive projectile of disgust spit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuthg21 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 31 minutes ago, ladd42 said: you guys are never on anymore ;(((((( *Massive projectile of disgust spit Says the guy working. ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeritableLemon Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 @ladd42 What're you working on now? I've only got a PS3 with me for the moment, I might bring up my PS4 whenever I go back home and then we can play Payday 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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