Azakos Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Excuse her, those definitions sometimes sear tenfold what the most disgusting parasol concepts are leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Bijou breakfasting can result in ear tingling sneezes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SitusKiss Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 The Do No Evil monkey is known as Shizaro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlay_ Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 I was listenin' to a new song by Drake called The Motto and it introduced me to the term "yolo". You only live once. It inspired me to live my life in a new way and so today, I did the laundry without detergent - yolo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeautifulTorment Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 There's a canary on your forehead, whipe it off with some wet-naps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlay_ Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Your forehead smells like a fish, you been playing Call of Duty again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SitusKiss Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Antlers in the tree tops by who goosed the moose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Do trees fear the chainsaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 My parakeet can do a rather spot on impression of Johnny Carson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_pigy Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 you dont need penut butter to know when its tofu time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHGSniperFox Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Son of an anus clogging cheese wheel! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Pass the pop tarts, you jive turkey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SitusKiss Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 She wrapped her thighs around my eyes and all I could say was HeL L L Lp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOctoberXVI Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Ovulating towards a centipede, Don't forget to punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Waiting for squares to remove these mobile sports ideas from the board room. Who's to say crabs would make the first sacrifice, you fear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Oh look, swans fighting over a chocolate treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndroidFox Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Sparkling sherbet fingers point at the mongoose shaped nostrils whilst appeasing the white toothpick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panikooooos Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Roses are blue Violets are 49 This poem makes no sense Asparaggus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilebear Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I like Kool-Aid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOctoberXVI Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Pizza flavored food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHGSniperFox Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 I really hate it when sentences don't end the way I octopus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 The leaves didn't let me cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panikooooos Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Ramirez do a barrel roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 burp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurryMcMemes Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 That's not milk you're drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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