Enstikto Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 A monkey is cleaning her head with a toothbrush while piloting a helicopter in the desert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Sometimes I wish I could lay down in a warm place and close my eyes. I dream of floating in space. Slowly falling backwards. Tingly feeling all over. Trapped in a void without knowing which way is up. In the distance I see a little spec of blue. My eyes are like falcons and I am becoming God sized. I reach out to the spec and I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnRoDr Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Chimichangas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Well they called her. Haven't they heard of flowers as a surprise?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Haters gonna hate cause I have cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techoverride Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 How? Me not know how... but me did it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 How did I end up in this crimson sea of purple alphabet soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enstikto Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 As the motorcycle sat on the highest branch of the tree it thought to itself "Gosh, I need a haircut" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Leopold Leon III Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Alpaca-Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Ripped shoes and ripped socks. But it's all worth the pain. These hips though, they be lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I finally plugged 'er. It took four shots but she went down hard all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotakibono Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Universal happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mclovin283 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 No one cared who I was till I put on the mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Sitting in the bathroom at work listening to the air vents monotonous lullaby. I envision myself sitting in a leather chair. Seat belt on. Power on. I'm on a ship. Set the controls for the heart of the sun. I don't care anymore. I'm not afraid anymore. So much self-hate. I'd rather be alone. Let me burn. The cockpit gets hot. I'm blinded by light from all sides. My passion burns brighter. My hate burns stronger. The ship begins to rattle as it starts to burn up. The ship is falling apart. The ship is no more. I'm still in the chair unharmed. I feel like I'm being watched. I feel tiny. I feel unwanted. I feel disgusted. I feel hated. My skin burns. Nasty, sweaty palms. Cold, blue chains of sadness anchor me down. I'm on a patch of the greenest grass that you've ever seen now. Floating four feet off the ground, but still anchored by those cold, blue chains of sadness. A dark cloud hangs over me. Marking every move. There is something intimidating in the cloud. Something familiar. I feel guilty. I feel put down. Nobody cares about this. I doubt you've read up to this part. You start to hate me too. I'm ashamed of the person I am. I am a figment of your imagination. Deth is a lie. There is no one behind Deth. You created Deth. Deth is here because you want him to be. Deth can't be ignored. Deth lingers like the sweet almond smell of decomposition. My eyes open and I'm back in the bathroom stall at work. My left arm is made of marble and I am fast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Sometimes I wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enstikto Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 THE BRIDGE IS OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 My body is here on earth, but my mind is not. So close yet so far away. No one could get past my prison of bone and soothe my dying heart. The heart that pumps a violet and corrosive fluid that tastes like bubblegum and is as sticky as tar. Some come close enough. One girls frail, pale hand reaching out to touch only to be skewered by my black spines. She is hurt emotionally and physically. She is poisoned and confused. Intoxicated. She loses interest like all the others. Almost seems mad at me. Like a nasty rumor has spread about my past or something. Every time we pass by she never looks my way as if I'm not there, but I can't help but stare like some hypnotized fool. My eyes dance all over her as if searching for something. Hopeless. Why am I like this? As she passes by I feel the breeze she created and I inhale the air and smell nothing. She stopped wearing her favorite perfume. Why do I still care? I can't even remember her smile anymore. It's been that long. I keep telling myself to give up, but my heart is stubborn. Waiting. Wanting for someones warm embrace. Instead I'm greeted with a cold corner of a room. Alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are pleasant and calming at first, but the longer I am alone, the scarier they get. Hot tears of rage scorch my cold cheeks. Random words escaping my mouth like candy from a broken pinata. Everyone asks why I look so mad or sad all the time. The boy with the bad face. A smile cannot crack this mask. Someday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 The pain my wisdom teeth cause can be too much. It feels like someone tossed a white hot piece of iron in the corner of my mouth. Feels like the metal is melting and fusing with my jawbone. Always have a dull headache because of it. The pain wont let me sleep. Took a shower. Got lost in thought and leaned my head against the wall. I could hear the water rushing through the pipes. Sound of the water kinda sounds like an astronaut being shot into space or a highway with cars speeding by. I plug my other ear with my finger to focus on the sound. I doze off propped up against the wall. A little bit of peace in this life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniezutton Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Trust me, that sloth did not rape that woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilmonkey275 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 I like pancakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 It is autumn and I'm walking down an empty street at 3 in the morning. The light from the lamp posts make the wet street look like a black, frozen river. My breathing and the crunching of leaves are the only sounds. I enjoy the crisp, clean autumn air and the scent of dead leaves. I get off the road and venture into the woods going wherever my feet feel like taking me. A thick fog oozes over the ground and devours my feet. I keep walking. I suddenly see a clearing where there is a bonfire. 6 naked women are dancing around the bonfire with their arms aimed up at the night sky. Their tits bouncing and hair swimming. I notice red markings on their faces. Witches! I'm curious and get too close. They catch me and bring me into the circle. I don't resist. They strip me of my clothes. They mutter chants and rub my arms with lavender. One witch with a red handprint on her stomach walks over and reveals a crude looking knife. She digs the knife into my jugular vein. I choke on my own blood and claw at my neck. Slugs pour out of the stabwound. My corpse is later raped and eaten by all 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANTIOX_ Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Shakespeare and Mona Lisa are the Adam and eve of the cheese sandwich and my penis is the cheese grater! Shakespeare and Mona Lisa are the Adam and eve of the cheese sandwich and my penis is the cheese grater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mio Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SitusKiss Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Do you want pizza or did you fall off your bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Is it such a terrible thing that her tits have outgrown her bikini top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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