Orca_Overlord

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I don't know how much longer I'm willing to stay in Australia.

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Why is it that the closer you are to a toilet, the worse you need to urinate?

 

Just about wet myself coming through the front door after a four hour walk.

 

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want to apologize to MD, though i'm sure she wouldn't listen :(

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Kitty!

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had to get up really early for work this morning and had my alarm set for 4.45am, I never heard my alarm go off and just randomly woke up, so I had a look over to see what the time was and my alarm clock had vanished 🤔 turns out 10 minutes earlier it had gone off and I must have grabbed it whilst still sleeping and thrown it at the end of my bed, it was just laying there 🤓

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I wonder when he will gonna notice me and what I am doing to him now. 😏🤗😚

 

I would love to see his face... surely he would not be happy at all. :3

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Penguins will one day rise up and take over the world unless you give them what they demand.

 

What they demand is tacos.

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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I'm just sitting here contemplating the quantitative effects of pseudocosmic antimatter and their subsequent detrimental impact on the indigenous echinocardinum cordatum population.

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Horses go Mooooooo

 

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