Popular Post B1rvine Posted March 29, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) That's it... I'm gonna create a 99 cent game and name it ... Unicorn Hornulator™ and give away an effortless platinum where a Unicorn shoots lasers at eggplants, chestnuts, and mangos. Edited April 19, 2021 by B1rvine 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark69knight Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Not a bad idea at all At least it will be better than mayo and Mr. massagy ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yuukiyun Posted March 29, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2018 45 minutes ago, B1rvine said: I'm gonna create a 99 cent game 45 minutes ago, B1rvine said: and give away a free platinum ? 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duronamo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I'll buy it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izularia Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I mean... that sounds like a game I'd love 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johncnstntn__ Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Welcome to ps4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKB1KE Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) This is what you get when Sony removes all quality process for releases, indies, early releases, and moneygrabs. You get poor quality games. Since the fee for patching and stuff is removed, you will now get poorly made games that they will have many patches to fix. That's the state of gaming. Edited March 29, 2018 by DARKB1KE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HellcoreFire Posted March 29, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2018 I'll need to see at least a teaser trailer before I believe it. Not boarding the hype train yet. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoneyShotxox Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 It all depends on the colour of the unicorn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinkant Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Id buy that for a dollar 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemmy_Wemmy Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 make the ground that the unicorn is standing on elevated and we got a deal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ojama_Country Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I'm sold, when can i pre-order? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluziion90 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Will there be a collector's edition with a 40cm statue? Will there be microtransactions and lootboxes? Can we expect 30 dlc's? hyped! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1rvine Posted March 30, 2018 Author Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) Yeah, while this was meant as a joke to mock Slyde and other super easy platinums, I am seriously considering building something like this, thats actually a quality game, yet still super easy as a cash grab. Some of us, as gamers, may dislike the mentality of hand-out platinums, but you still can't deny the guy who thought of this game was really smart to do so for quick and easy money. **removed teaser trailer** Edited March 30, 2018 by B1rvine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMDE Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 22 hours ago, SunnyCrappyYT said: Pretty sure we both, and probably everyone who liked your comment, understood what he meant by a "free platinum", that it's super easy and you just get it in no time with no effort. EDIT: And in case you wanna misunderstand again, I don't mean literally "no time"... Edited March 30, 2018 by MMDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
closertim Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 If you do can you make it have 70 bronze trophies. Then I'd probably buy it twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narniak Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 You could target female trophy hunters by calling the game "Unicorn Romance". The game would consist of a beautiful princess riding her unicorn along the beach during a sunset. All the trophies are literally just sitting there on the beach, and she gallops into them with her unicorn. The unicorn's name could be Sparkles, or maybe Clip Clop. At the end of the beach she finds her handsome Prince Charming mounted on his trusty white steed, holding a rose and the Platinum trophy!! $$$$$ CHA CHING $$$$$ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlareZero Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 On 29/3/2018 at 9:18 AM, B1rvine said: That's it... I'm gonna create a 99 cent game and name it ... Unicorn Hornulator and give away an effortless platinum after you stroke a unicorn's horn for like a minute... and have it shoot a rainbow out of its butt too... And now you need to do this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyFinesse95 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 New game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gommes_ Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Go for it. I heard that Sony closed the quality control branch anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GizMo_The_Great Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Day One for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar Clown Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 I guarantee if you released it on Steam, you'd make quite a bit of cash. Add in some Trading Cards and you have a hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumperklever Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Caesar Clown said: I guarantee if you released it on Steam, you'd make quite a bit of cash. Add in some Trading Cards and you have a hit. With glorious GOTY games like this you can make money on any platform. However, I guess it can be harder on steam though since of how saturated it there is with these kind of games. Also seeing how many people at this forum are talking about this average garbage great praise deserving game, makes me wonder if it would make more money on psn then steam. Maybe a great market arise since the quality control is definitely lacking imo, who wants to make a game? Edited March 31, 2018 by Bumperklever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ojama_Country Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 On 3/30/2018 at 8:34 AM, closertim said: If you do can you make it have 70 bronze trophies. Then I'd probably buy it twice. Hell, i'd double-buy that too. Most super-easy trophy whore games tend to just load up on gold trophies, but sometimes you just want to hear that beautiful trophy jingle 50-70 times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GABIONTRON Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 On 3/29/2018 at 3:50 AM, dark69knight said: Not a bad idea at all At least it will be better than mayo and Mr. massagy Hey Mr massagy was GOTY material LOL jk. I do wish there was a vita version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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