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Jim is not happy! (Buyer beware)

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 Buyer beware! 😱

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Does make you wonder what the game developer is thinking, or how hard they're laughing as their games keep releasing.

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Everything is covered in vaseline and is on fire. 10/10

The hydra got me.

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And I thought The Unknown City was terrible... 

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This game looks so hilariously bad that it probably would be worth playing for the laughs alone, but then you see the price tag on it.

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I do sometimes kind of wonder what developers are thinking when they release bad games like this along with games like Extinction, My Riding Stables Life With Horses,  Life of Black Tiger, Wander and others.
I'm willing to guess this guy's next game will cost $40 seems like they go up in price every year. 
I don't really mind playing bad games every once in a while just to laugh at on bad they are the only positive outcome of these types of games is they do make every other game people claim to be bad seem like a masterpiece.
 

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Shitty developers usually don't optimize their games and often end up having so much on screen that the game slows down.

Bugs are one thing, but how do you program in the ability for all enemies to vanish as soon as you get on your dragon?!

Surely somebody, anybody would have noticed that issue? Being a programmer myself I can't possibly understand how the hydra would vanish like that since getting on a creature or not should programmatically nothing to do with enemies being on screen or not, unless you wanted to add that in as a game feature...

 

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Ugh. How does this guy keep getting these steaming piles of crap onto the psn store

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game is out in US store.... 17.99$

Is it really that bad/hard?

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23 minutes ago, maxijodi said:

game is out in US store.... 17.99$

Is it really that bad/hard?

All 4 of the games that Gilson B. Pontes has made, are the absolute bottom of the barrel and completely unplayable. Here's what Cornshaq had to say about this matter:

 

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ATTENTION PS4 USERS Gilson B. Pontes is at it again the creator behind Solbrain Knight of Darkness a game that stole all its assets and was taken off the store. Gilson would then create games under a new name and from the research I have done over the years it seems he steals paid asset packs from pirate forms to create his newer games such as Spear of Destiny (No nothing to do with Wolfenstein) and Sword of Fortress the Onomuzuim all his games are unplayable broken and in fact many times are so broken they cannot and have not been beaten since they were uploaded to PS4. The other games cost around $17.99 but this time around they are charging $29.99 and from the footage I have seen the game looks to be the same crap as the others Here are my reviews for the previous games I cannot afford the 30 bucks for the new one but I want to warn you DO NOT BUY IT Please spread the word about this and lets try to get these games taken off PSN the creator is a proven thief overcharging for broken piece of crap games.

 

Solbrain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbrgSMEfJQ

Spear of Destiny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr9s1wN3_so

Sword of Fortress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtxrneNRe-s

 

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I'm buying it LMAO, i have to get this game

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Am I the only one the absolutely loves these games?

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And as I predicted the game went on for $14.99 until 2020 and was only released a few days ago at least for the U.S. not sure about anywhere else or where else it released on the playstation store.

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On 12/01/2019 at 3:16 AM, Nightstream88 said:

And as I predicted the game went on for $14.99 until 2020 and was only released a few days ago at least for the U.S. not sure about anywhere else or where else it released on the playstation store.

The first 2 games made it to Europe but after the shit show that was their release, the sequels were only released in the US.

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Like said before, don't blame the dev for making a quick cashgrab, blame Sony for having no quality control. 

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On 11.1.2019 at 8:01 PM, NekoRave said:

Am I the only one the absolutely loves these games?

I like you man so don't get this the wrong way, but you have like 1600 games that show up on your account. The actual number in your library is most likely even higher, so I guess you just love and buy everything you see. Nothing wrong with it, just saying it does not necessarily speak for the merits of any game that made its way into your collection.

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5 hours ago, Armored Squirrel said:

Like said before, don't blame the dev for making a quick cashgrab, blame Sony for having no quality control. 

 

They have QC. They just don't QC for things like trophies. Their QC focuses on the game running and not breaking the PS4 units. 

If this game physcially harmed your PS4, then blame Sony's QC.

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5 hours ago, Nighcisama said:

I like you man so don't get this the wrong way, but you have like 1600 games that show up on your account. The actual number in your library is most likely even higher, so I guess you just love and buy everything you see. Nothing wrong with it, just saying it does not necessarily speak for the merits of any game that made its way into your collection.

Well I dont buy just any game I see, but I find games that are designed poorly to have its own audience in itself.

 

I dont rush out and buy everything I can buy no matter what kind of game it is, however, these games are pretty fun to play because of how terrible it is.

 

Everyone's different of course, but considering also these types of games won't last long on the market, its nice to own and play for laughs.

 

I consider games like this to be hilariously fun imo.

 

Might even make videos of it down the line and stream my attempt to finish it.

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It says there are currently 9 owners of the games on PSNP.

 

Why does Sony allow these games, at least it seems an easy platinum ha 😂

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Just now, Tomthehitman91 said:

It says there are currently 9 owners of the games on PSNP.

 

Why does Sony allow these games, at least it seems and easy platinum ha 1f602.png

Its not an easy platinum at all lmao

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4 minutes ago, NekoRave said:

Its not an easy platinum at all lmao

 

Ah I just assumed so due to the 7 out of 9 owners having the platinum.

 

So it's not even been made poorly as a cash grab for trophies!

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19 minutes ago, Tomthehitman91 said:

 

Ah I just assumed so due to the 7 out of 9 owners having the platinum.

 

So it's not even been made poorly as a cash grab for trophies!

No half those are hackers tbh.

 

The game is notorious for insanely impossible trophies because of how broken it is.

 

(Or at least has been the case for every game prior to it)

 

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WOW it overtook life of Black tiger xD 

 

i like trying awful/bad games but this developer i just can't try them just because of how broken/buggy they are making most there games almost impossible to 100% or plat

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I noticed if you try to access Jim Sterling's trophies he has his account on private, presuming that he owns the official JimSterling, almost sure it is him as nobody would have known who "JimSterling" was in 2008 when he signed up.

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