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what are you going to do first when you begin to play GTA5 ?


BigCanaan

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- Rip an old man out of his car.

- cruise around for trollops 

- let trollop get in

- park in a secluded area

- have sexual intercourse with said trollop

- let her leave the car

- run her over 

- put the car in reverse 

- get out of the car

- reacquire the currency I used to pay the trollop for intercourse

- repeat for sexual gratification and a slow profit

Is this not a normal weekend night in Dethville?
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Find nearest airport

Enter/break into said airport

Find best jet plane

Fly and enjoy an aerial view of the wilderness

Attempt crazy stunt* which will either end with

a ) Elation

b ) Fiery death

 

*I'm thinking, fly to top of mountain, then fly down slope sticking as close to terrain as possible, avoiding rocks, then pull up as late as possible before hitting ground level. How's that?

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