Ace-murderer234

Corrupt Wishes Forum Game

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I saw this game at another forum, and decided to bring it here too.

 

It's called "Corrupt Wishes", and the rules are:

 

The first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish but with an unpleasant twist and makes a wish of their own, and so on. 

 

Example: 

 

1 User: "I wish for candy!"  :wub:

 

2 User: "Wish granted, but your candy is sugar free." :devil:

 

Now thats out of the way I'll start, 

 

"I wish I could fly."

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Wish granted, but one of your wings are broken, so you can only fly in circles :P

 

"I wish I had unlimited money."

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Wish granted, but you have an infinite supply of 1c coins that cannot be exchanged at any bank.

 

"I wish I could rule the world" (come on, it was bound to come up)

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Wish granted, but one of your wings are broken, so you can only fly in circles :P

 

"I wish I had unlimited money."

Thats horrible. Nooo.  :shakefist:

 

Wish granted, heres your measuring tape, go rule the world. 

 

I wish I could breath underwater

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erm.. wish granted but your gils are super itchy.

 

I wish I had a delicious, freshly baked, not fallen on the floor, chocolate chip cookie.

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Wish granted, but the cookie is laced with both a laxative & diuretic, have fun  :devil:

 

I wish I could alter reality to my will

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wish granted, but reality requires penance. Harmful effects done to others must be done to you tenfold. Positive effects have no penalty. Oh, and this power sterilizes you.

 

I wish I could sleep in peace for the next 6-7 hours.

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Wish granted but, after that you will never sleep again

 

I wish I had super speed

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Granted. but you now receive failing grades in all other subjects

 

 

I wish my student loans could be paid in full

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Wish granted, but you will never be able to take out another loan again

 

I wish for a hula dancing monkey butler named Bob

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Wish granted, but you will never be able to take out another loan again

 

I wish for a hula dancing monkey butler named Bob

 

Granted but while his buttler service is exemplary, his hula dancing can be described at best as "sub-par". Also he pees on you while you sleep.

 

I wish for peace on earth

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Wish granted but then MARTIANS ATTACK!

 

I wish I had infinite wishes

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wish granted but now all your wishes must be in Icelandic

 

I wish I was out of China

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Wish granted, but you must act like a stereotypical grumpy old man for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had an army of radioactive baboons at my beck & call

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Granted, but while you sleep they gather around you and...pee on you!

 

I wish my cold would go away.

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Wish Granted but now you constipated for the next 2 weeks

 

I wish the PS4 was out already ):

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Wish granted, but now you don't have any money to afford it.

 

I wish to be immortal.

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Granted, but you'll keep physically aging no matter how old you get.

 

I wish I could communicate with animals. (properly, as in, understanding each other perfectly)

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Wish granted, but you'll act as a shrink for animals for the rest of your life.

 

I wish Chloe Frazer was my girlfriend, no matter what. :)

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Wish granted,but she will be cheating on you forever.

 

I wish I could play Bayonetta 2 on PS4.

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Wish granted but it costs 100 Dollars, only has 2 missions on disc and the rest is on dlc.

 

I wish the person that posts below me gets chronic diarrhea after reading this

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Wish granted, but I am a doctor so I just did some medical thing and now I am cured :D

 

I wish 11 more people would play my LBP2 level :P

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Wish granted, but the level his deleted after the fifth person plays it and you no longer can create levels

 

I wish I had the power of the invisibility

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